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  • 86 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:16pm

    Bubble wrap like bacne? You just had sex with a living herpes outbreak. I would tell you to get tested but we all already know the results.

  • 88 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:33pm

    Lesson learned. No more eating while I read TFLN.

  • 74 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:36am

    So if she is so gross, why did you bang her? Sounds like a fail on your part.

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:09am

    Pop! Pop! Hope no one sees me, gettin' freaky...

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:51am

    Dude... That is MOST uncool.

  • 72 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:24pm

    11:04 - go fuck yourself

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:46am

    Hope they didn't pop...

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:26pm

    Why isn't a Terrible Night a choice???? lol! Ewh, imagine them popping on him! groosssss....

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:25am

    well, how fucked up can the OP be is that is the best that he could do. I wouldn't be texting anyone about that if I were him

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:41pm

    well, everyone knows what makes bubble wrap so fun. which begs the question... did you pop it??

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:19am

    WOW! 11:04, wtf are you even reading American shit? You no good piece of shit. Go blow you and your fucking Country up so we wont have to, you no good fucking retard.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Mar 29, 11 at 10:46pm

    ew. just flat out ew. u didnt pull out wen it felt lik um buble wrap? ewwww. its not suposed to b bubly....

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:39pm

    super fuckin nasty hope it was fake

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:23pm

    Racne is pimples that are on a girls rack

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:25pm

    I just puked all over my dog!

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:36am

    Who the fuck clicked "good night"? That's even worse than what the OP went through.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:20am

    I wiill kill you pussy lickaa

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:37pm

    And obviously after you noticed thus bacne/racne problem you stopped fucking her, right? Hmm, didn't think so.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:17pm

    11:04 please go blow yourself up with your suicidal buddies. On another note, never say those 6 words again. It is apparent that you hate us but the least you can do is not tell the world. There will not be 70 concubines waiting for you in heaven. Weird TFLN!

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:01pm

    you must have been really desperate that you still did her, man....

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:10pm

    And by 11:40, I mean 11:04...

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:56am

    Thanks for that bill

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:20pm

    In soviet russia bubble wrap has sex with you!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:17pm

    Whoops there goes my breakfast....

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:15am

    hahah, racne. brilliant.

  • 42 40
    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Mar 4, 12 at 8:54pm

    I think I just died a little inside

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:09am

    Oh my god grosssss :(

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:12pm

    Holy fuck 11:04 you're a dumb ass

  • 53 64
    Submitted by chickles on May 15, 10 at 12:00pm

    This definitely makes me want to throw up.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:38pm

    Nobody forced you to go through with the sex. Quit bitching.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:16pm

    "racne"?? Like... Chest acne?? Dear God.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:07am

    10:05 you suck. So sad, loser.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:53am

    Ew. Seriously. TO WHOMEVER POSTED THIS : TMFUCKINGI

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:27am

    These pimples are making me thirsty.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by gemini11 on Feb 7, 11 at 10:11pm

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

  • 46 55
    Submitted by hahahauwish on Jun 3, 10 at 9:40pm

    11:09 yes! Weird Al FTW! Hahahhaa

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:10am

    them don't guck him, for Christ sake!

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:37am

    Ewww what the fuck would you tap it then???

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:03pm

    You still fucked her?!

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:10pm

    WHY would you go on with this? Standards are getting way too fucking low.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:08am

    That's really fucking nasty

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:06am

    But how did it taste?

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:54pm

    haha omg i laughed soo hard

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:08pm

    11:40 you know they'll be after you right? Maybe they should go back to public executions after they find you. I can't believe we tolerate people like you.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:19pm

    To 11:04-Can't wait to get back to Afgan land to fuck up more of you and you buddies. I miss seeing your shit splattered out of the back of your head like a pony tail. Get Some!!!

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:25am

    @11:09 that's what I'm thinking. My gf would be in love. She loves the zits.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:35pm

    I have acne on my chest :( and the more i get, the bigger my tits get

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:28am

    11:19 hell yeah! Nothing like blowing a towel head a new one. Fucking scum camel fucking cunts.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:05pm

    Ewwwwww Oh My God that is gross!! Why!?? @ 11:04: Shut the fuck up an go fuck yourself and kill yourself. Nobody cares about your dumb ass. Go blow yourself up you dumb fuck.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:23pm

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Haha funny tho.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:44pm

    It all looks good when the lights are out!

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:25pm

    To the Sunni bastard on this site, America must not be all bad. Because a site like this would never exist in a land as Ass Backwards as yours! So next time you are walking down the street watching all the infidel girls remember there is no such thing as "Cameltoe" in a Burka!!!

  • 57 98
    Submitted by 3rdcoast on Mar 9, 10 at 8:00am

    And yet, you fucked her anyway... Good job.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by hhharaldson on Aug 15, 11 at 8:57pm

    Made me wanna barf.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:47am

    America!!! FUCK YEAH!! So kiss my ass and suck on my balls. America!!! FUCK YEAH!!

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:19am

    that is totally disgusting

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:49am

    Haha too fuckin funny

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:37am

    did you pinch them sooo hard that your fingers got deep in the crevice then it went POP alll over you face hahaha...

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:31pm

    That is SICK. tell that bitch to get some proactiv body wash.

  • 12 21
    Submitted by hhharaldson on Jun 4, 13 at 4:47pm

    This is horrifying