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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:15pm

    I have experience with frat boys. That sounds about right.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:26pm

    121 do you do the fist pump at the clubs, have the skin color of a pumpkin & have an obscene amount of gel in your hair to make you look like a hedgehog?

  • 97 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:12pm

    Can you monitor how many diseases you're contracting, 1:06? If it's just a random hookup rather than a monogamous relationship, I think a condom is in order.

  • 89 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:17pm

    1:11 if they are drunk they usually last forever and are kinda on the flimsy side...no one likes whiskey dick :(

  • 86 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:29pm

    Praying to all that is holy that 1:21 is just a sarcastic fuck like the rest of us rather than an actual douchebag reject from Growing up Gotti.

  • 77 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:59pm

    The problem is that you are dealing with boys, not men.

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:51pm

    1:49, I'm happy for you and your boyfriend, but don't labor under the delusion that there's a real hierarchy of fraternities. They all have some assholes and some nice guys.

  • 75 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:59pm

    All talk no game....

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:29pm

    frat boys are mostly lame, macho fuckheads. get a real man and you will actually be satisfied and probably will see him again too!

  • 77 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:42pm

    ...umm you guys DO realize that 1:21 was being sarcastic, right?

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:46pm

    It's probably because their frat has weekly LAN parties. Go figure.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:44pm

    haha seriously. why do you think they roofie girls? so they don't know their despicableness

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:10pm

    lotta fraternity hatred here, sorry you losers couldn't all get bids... as far as the 30 seconds thing goes, its not like letters have anything to do with bad form. how to please a girl is an individual talent, not something you can learn at a rush party.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:25pm

    completely true, 1:17. it happens far too often and it makes me sad.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:29am

    Funny how the people who got bids and would "never be part of a fraternity" rushed in the first place...I think a lot of people here are pretending they know what they really don't

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:52pm

    come on....HES IN A FUCKING FRAT!!!!!! hes a douche to begin with...

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:27pm

    im in a frat, not a scumbag, and i dont typically hook up with random chicks. Im not tan, but I love to party. Don't be a sterotypical jackass. Sorry to hear about a president leaving you down haha. We call those dudes members of the "limptation nation".

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:16pm

    I agree with 1:15. Condom or not condom, that's pretty accurate.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:37pm

    3:27, nobody ever admits to being a scumbag. Thus, the jury is still undecided on your scumbaggery.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:04pm

    High expectations? That was your first mistake.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 19, 10 at 11:02pm

    did u ever stop and think maybe he just wanted a quickie b/c he's got shit to do?

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:19pm

    get with me, i'm wasn't in a frat, last much longer...unless it's been a while in which case it will be quick...but there's always round 2

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 5:55am

    That's your fail for expecting more from the president of a frat

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:12am

    Frat or no frat, 30 seconds is pathetic. Being a a frat does not make you cum any slower than another guy or any quicker for that matter. Maybe if you tried fore play you would have gotten more satisfaction out of it.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:38pm

    Damnit 6:32 that's what I was going to say.

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:34pm

    WHY would you expect more than that? Inexperience?

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:18pm

    1:49 Wait they don't??

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:32am

    Greek life is one of those "Grass is greener on my side" kinda things. I'm in a fraternity, and couldn't imagine my life without it. However, I know the lifestyle isn't for everyone, and I say 'lifestyle' loosely (mostly in reference to the stereotypes, which sadly aren't far removed from the truth). I agree with 12:12 though, 30 seconds IS pathetic. It doesn't matter who you are.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:59pm

    Get your just revenge. Tell everyone. One pump chumps should be known about beforehand.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:35am

    was this an agriculture frat member?

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:03pm

    knowing a president of a frat pretty intimately, I think this is hilarious...in a sad kind of way.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:45am

    expecting any kind of positive experience from frat boys was your first mistake

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:30pm

    silly silly OP. the frat president is usually the LEAST fratty of the bunch. since you know, he actually has some responsibilities

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:09am

    I like how the OP managed to make a connection between being the president of a fraternity and great sex, that just screams retarded child to me. She'll still be in cheerleader mode in her late 30s for sure.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:05am

    Well, you really shouldn't have expected more from the president of a frat.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:22am

    i love how being in a fraternity gives everyone the right to talk shit about a topic they really know nothing about. no fraternity is the same. don't fucking stereotype.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:05pm

    3:30 Keep dreaming your wannabe frat boy dream. Most "quality" girls by college boys definitions know to stay the hell away from frat boys. You go to the partys, drink their beer and bounce before one of them roofies you.

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:14pm

    For the frat boy douche from post 3:10 I actually got two bids. However, I know that frats are trashy and classless, and would never be connected to one.

    • 38 62
      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:11am

      yes, every single frat is trashy and classless. some of the most respected and successful men in society are alumni from various fraternities. look it up before you talk shit.

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:49pm

    I'm dating a frat guy and he's great! :) But then again he is from a respectable fraternity and he isn't some douche bag that thinks his letters make him God's gift to women.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:05am

    So ducking pathetic

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:22am

    Im 3:27...and that was my first post, i didnt say anything about bids that i recall; i understand its not a lifestyle for everyone... If u think im a scumbag for not doing those things thats cool, w/e man. U do u and ill do me, float on bro. Someone has to hate, go marry a hater chick and have some hater kids. Pc 4:10

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:30pm

    the OP is probably a skank and frat boy had something better waiting for him. 30 seconds is probably all he could stomach with you. You should consider yourself lucky that he decided to share his dick with you at all

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:35pm

    it's so funny that you can obviously tell who's in a frat and who isn't just from their reply

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:01pm

    Performance anxiety?

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:00pm

    my ex used to last about that long with a condom on. no condom? HOURSSSSS :)

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:06pm

    the only thing worse then a frat boy, is the president of a frat. been there....done that...30 seconds is about right...

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:29pm

    I do believe this is a fellow Stoutie! What's up Menomonie?!?!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:52pm

    THE EXACT SAME THING HAS HAPPENED TO ME!!!! I TOTALLY SYMPATHIZE!!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:31pm

    3:27 / 2:22: I think that your detractors conflated your initial post and that of 3:10. It's pretty clear to most of us that you're at least marginally more intelligent and human.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:30am

    This doesn't sound like a TFLN, more like an FML...

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:34pm

    No, 1:51, I'm sure he's a part of a "not that kind of frat" frat. You know, like all of them claim.

    • 48 61
      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:08am

      Yea. I'm sure, since you know all of the fraternities, that you aren't just backing up a stereotype you can't prove, right?

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:06pm

    1st mistake: hooking up with a frat guy. 2nd mistake: the first mistake.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:41pm

    There is a reason he is in a frat!!! And you just found out why.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:10pm

    I fucked a frat guy...with and without a condom...he always came fast and I got herpes from him so....don't fuck frat boys and always use condoms cuz venerial diseases are not fun

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:36pm

    my boyfriend is in a frat and he's the best i've ever had...

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:36pm

    Not a frat president in WI. I'm sure he almost came just thinking of a girl without a mustache.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:45pm

    He got laid. He doesn't care. How long did you wait to remove your clothes?

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:52pm

    have any of you ever even met guys in fraternities? or are you just basing your opinions off what you see on tv? at my school, only 2 of the 15 fraternities were actually roofie-slipping douchebags. the rest were normal.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:11pm

    was he drunk? that could also be the reason

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:21pm

    apparently you've never seen Van Wilder...

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:02pm

    Frat guys are all the same. Fucking douches. You got what you deserved by hooking up with him.

    • 45 52
      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:04am

      yea and talking shit on the internet makes you the most commendable person ever.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:17pm

    condoms typically desensitize... making me last longer... I don't know what your problem is...

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:18pm

    haha if this is UWSP.... i know which guy it is haha

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:15pm

    i got a couple bids, but excuse me if i dont like douchebags telling me what to do and treating me like shit, and then being all buddy-buddy when i get initiated after making me their bitch...i dont think i should have to pay for my friends...ya fucks

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:31pm

    condoms blow. and conditioning your penis for drunk sex all the time is going to kick you in the ass whenever you finally attempt it sober, or better yet, stoned

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:23pm

    i love being in a fraternity- don't buy-in to the stereotype, some people are douchebags without being in a fraternity, you are a moron if make hasty generalizations based on movies and limited, one-sided, pre-judged interactions.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:55pm

    Maybe she had the sweetest and tightest pussy he ever had lol

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:18pm

    Ummm I can beat that... Lasted 20 sec with a condom. This guy used to brag about how long he lasted b4 we banged.

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:59pm

    So, I posted this on my facebook because I thought it was hilarious regarding guys in general. I immediately get a text saying "why did you post that to your facebook?" And I realize I had sex with him 2 days ago, and he lasted about 30 seconds, with a condom! FML

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:06pm

    LOL!! no condom is better. you can feel things better and therefore can "monitor" how close you are.

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:04pm

    You expected more from the president of a frat? That right there was your first mistake. There was obviously a condom or I'd tell you your second one, lol.

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:48am

    way to rock the condom, lady

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:58am

    frat boy was your first mistake

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:10pm

    3:27 is probably the one of those guys that only lasts 30 seconds... otherwise he wouldn't feel the need to call everyone who didn't get a bid into a frat a looser. He's probably another fist pumping hedgehog with man cleavage frat dude

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:24am

    This is a quote from a book. The Lie by Chad Kulgen.

  • 30 60
    Submitted by CaptainFroggz on Mar 30, 10 at 12:56am

    PHAIL

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:12pm

    11:36 that is so sad :(

  • 43 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 6:32pm

    I can't believe you got even 30 seconds out of any form of frat.

    • 34 67
      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:09am

      Sounds like you have some experience. Been down fraternity row a few times?

  • 43 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:59pm

    Maybe she had the sweetest and tightest pussy he ever had lol

  • 34 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:35pm

    I feel like the unknown error is that my post was too fucking awesome for TFLN to post it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:56pm

    i never last very long with a condom on i dont know what it is....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:21pm

    whatever i'm in a frat and i fuck mad bitches and i can last forever!!! and my dick is 9 inches. FRATTT man, i'm so cool. i'm getting pussy right now with my 9 inch cock. COOOLLL BRO.

    • 48 60
      Submitted by anonypotomous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:03am

      that is exactly what every single one of us talks like. bravo to you on that performance.