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  • This kid is the all time hide and seek champ, I want him on my team!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:20pm
  • $20 says he'll be on Oprah by the end of the month, any takers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:34pm
  • It just kind of says something that a 6-year-old can hide in an attic for 2 hours and not be found because everyone is too busy watching a balloon...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:06pm
  • stupidest thing everrr. but does anyone else find it ironic that his name was Falcon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Man, if I was that kid's dad, I'd sit him down, explain why what he did was wrong, then I'd stick him in the spare balloon and let that sonofabitch go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:31pm
  • 7:20!? hide and seek all time champ? Anne frank has him beat by 2 years lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:49pm
  • It's kinda like the whole nation spending a day watching a slow-speed police chase of a white bronco with some dumb athlete inside....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:59pm
  • and that kid was home the whole time!! stupid people piss me off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Have to admit, when I found out he was never on it, i was a bit dissapointed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:42pm
  • i'm with you 8:52, how do you not tear the house apart looking for the kid before you start a national panic? they actually called in a blackhawk helicopter and shut down the denver airport. seriously, wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:59pm
  • I was very disappointed when they found him...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:04pm
  • My country tis of thee Sweet land of liberty Of thee I sing Land where my fathers died Land of the pilgrim's pride From every mountain side, Let freedom ring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:49pm
  • America is a fucking beast learn you history. We are fucking beasts. Even if we play a little dirty we are still beasts. We may not be perfect but we are pretty fucking close. Except for the government, our government is fucked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:12am
  • I was watching baseball. I guess I missed something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:05am
  • HEY EVERYONE! The parents are Asian and French! So all you foreigners can shut the hell up! We (America) may not be the brightest at times but at least we shower on a regular basis! America could own the world tomorrow if we really wanted to because we're just THAT amazing! Why do you think so many people are sneaking in illegally?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:56pm
  • how does this text turn into "Fuck you!!" "No fuck YOU!" rant. actually I'm not surprised because It's on all of the threads. You are making yourselves look like idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:54pm
  • That text is so right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:56pm
  • No worries the rest if the world. We will take care of your stuff later. Right now there's a fuckin kid in a fuckin balloon. This shit is for real!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:44pm
  • The kid will be Obamas Balloon Czar by 8am. Watch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:12pm
  • 7.38 YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. HIDE AND GHOST SEEK, REALLY?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:18pm
  • 10:29 how is that fucking fake? I hate deutschebags that go around tfln calling every text fake even if it is get over it you bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:51pm
  • haha watching balloon boy on my blackberry consumed half my math class. gotta love life in colorado.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:03pm
  • I agree totally. CNN just took 4 hours of my life I will never get back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Lol NPR what a fuckin joke lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:41pm
  • My question is, why were the parents not supervising these kids?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:46pm
  • goddamnit check the fucking house before you assume that little kid's on the balloon!!!! Colorado's supposed to be one of the smart states, not fucking Lousiana! GAH STUPID!! *throws up hands and storms out*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Um it's called "hide and GO seek"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:39pm
  • yep agreed 1 50 America blows. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:53am
  • How in the hell did people not realize it was fake to begin with? The weight of the kid would have kept the balloon on the ground.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:55am
  • 10:53 does prove a point. its not like we're the ones killing our women for being raped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:57am
  • Americans are fucking retarded, which I say as an American. Mostly because of religious conservatives. Something like only 37% of the country believes in evolution.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:04pm
  • I bet the kid was grounded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:33am
  • Falcon for a name... Given what he just pulled, this proves the apple CAN fall far from the tree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Sadly I live in Colorado.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:28pm
  • In the ways of facebook.... *LIKE*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Die niggardly balloon boy diiiie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:01pm
  • When I found out the kid wasn't in the balloon, I felt like I had been owned by CNN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:56pm
  • It's only because it was unusual that it was important over 1000 kids does dat in the us from flu alone get over it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:40am
  • 8:04 WTF does "evolution" have to with anything. I'm guessing you believe in centaurs and fucking mermaids too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:09pm
  • America runs the fucking world, get over it. We are better than you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:55am
  • I thinks it's great how people hate on America when it's probably the best country to live in. So suck my dick ass holes. All you little countries think your hot stuff when America could woop your ass. And even think your cool enough to call America ignorant but news flash.... What you just said was ignorant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:25pm
  • HHAAHA, IT WAS ALL A PUBLICITY STUNT. WOLF BLITZER TOTALLY GOT THE KID TO CONFESS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:28pm
  • What is this text talking about. Balloons?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:04am
  • Fake. Child was hiding in his house. SETUP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:28pm
  • americans are fucking idiotsssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Balloon boy, im happy for you and imma let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best hiding spot of all time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:24pm
  • @1:26 Good, we don't want you and your piece of shit attitude here either. I missed this story since I was working, but it sounds like I didn't miss anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:32am
  • Russia agrees. Dumbest country but really nice, soft toilet paper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:47pm
  • stupid fucking kid-in-a-box...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:52pm
  • it made news in australia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:26am
  • yeah, anne frank? try binladen. mothaafuckers a champ!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Agreed I just saw that story and was like wow sucks for whoever that jackass is... Our countr has no life if we start reporting on fucking balloons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:14pm
  • heyyyy &7:31... supposedly his parents made him do it. when the kid was interviewed and asked why he did this, he replied, "daddy told me to put on a show..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:14pm
  • 1:26 you need to be careful talking like that. Toby Keith is liable to show up in the middle of the night and shove his guitar up your ass and then try to eat your heart. I've seen it happen before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:37am
  • If you are non USA u dint deserve the iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:29am
  • No he was at his girlfriend robin's house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:41pm
  • hahaha balloon czar its funny cause it tru

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:23pm
  • The boy in the balloon is making me thirsty, I mean , these pretzels are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:29pm
  • nope 3 35..when i graduate im getting the fuck out of this shithole and away from you losers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:41am
  • Hahah wasn't a kid stuck in it? And then they found the lil ass hiding in the attick? Hahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:00am
  • @5:56.... 2 quotes. "ignorance is bliss." "Laugh and grow fat" We're the happiest country :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:28am
  • I like how there's a huge gap between when texts are submitted to when they actually appear, then something like this appears same-day. And it's not even funny it's just news... Disappointment. Tnfl doesn't even mean texts from last night anymore. Sigh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:26am
  • First. BOOM. That just happened

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Hey great thing about this country is... If don't like us GTFO Americans are not stupid humans in general sometimes can lack common sense. fuck you American hating fuck faces

    Submitted by sactastic on Aug 5, 10 at 12:47pm
  • Is it hide'n'seek or hide'n'go seek?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:03am
  • yea 4 32 i bet ur sooooo financially stable...lets see you try to move out of the country, but oh wait. that wouldnt work..because you wouldn't be able to survive in any other place but this shithole..because you can only probably speak the basic english language and dont have the human capacity to learn anything else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:54am
  • Wouldve been good if a the balloon flew over a couple of trap shooters PULL!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:31pm
  • I spend 3 hours watching CNN instead of studying for a midterm and that little sonofabitch lived.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Falcons daddy is a fuckin idiot and should be put in a balloon in tha Rockies. And tha mom.. Well she's Asian..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:13am
  • 8:22 I can't believe I'm the first person to get that reference hahaha that video is hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:14pm
  • I agree with this text. The kid wasn't even in the balloon! He was found hiding in his house, probably because he released the balloon from its tethers and was afraid he would get in trouble. Meanwhile, in the world of things that matter, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all interrupted coverage of a speech of Obama to bring us...what amounts to a kid letting go of a balloon and watching it float away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Yeah I'm certain it was the balloon we were watching for and not the child that was alone in the balloon, right. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Kid made a helium balloon out of Mylar and pretended to get in it and float away wile police and military chased it around for 4 hours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:51pm
  • 9:49... bin laden wins... we still cant find the fucker and he sends a video every few months.

    Submitted by BigCotton89 on Jun 8, 10 at 12:52am
  • hey 12:25 u jaded fuk! u might be givng ur honeat opinion but it honestly shouldnt get u anything in america except a much-needed beat down. my honest opinion is get the fuk out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:33am
  • If I was his parent I'd tear that ass up! wtf? They called out the military? Publicity stunt!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Did yall ever stop to think, what if the kid wouldve been n there? None of yall know that family, u don't know what their intentions were- they probably didn't have an intention... So until u know for a fact, why don't ya back off a bit? Also, how does this make our country look bad? Y should we b embarrassed... Crazy shit happens all over the world... This isn't the craziest thing, by far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:53am
  • "epic fail" What does that even mean?! What is wrong with you people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:46am
  • Good call. Made me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:50am
  • fuck all you ignorant patriotic assholes. america is not as great as its hyped up to be, and if you honestly believe it is, then you're products of the government. and guess what? i live here too, i just am open minded enough to realize that, like any country, it has its' flaws.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:25am
  • The Little kid ended up being found hiding in a box in the garage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:51pm
  • 730 you a piece of shit your fucking lucky I don't know who you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:42pm
  • ah yes....an balloon. well said english muffin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:55am
  • No... half the country is dumb as fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:15am
  • Haha this kid is my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:05pm
  • This is Hilarious. Lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:05pm
  • lmao! I think they finally found the boy too.. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Its an improvement. We watched for 8 years a dub fuck running the country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:23am
  • *singing* One.. you put your kid-in-a-box...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:12am
  • 9:56 Oh I know! We're so amazing, our borders are so unprotected people cam easily sneak In! Goddamn, sometimes I hate people from this country. We can be so ignorant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:57am
  • It's now text from last minute may as well be twiite texts lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:24am
  • He was hiding in the fucking attic 4 the whole time!! Wat's wrong with this child?! He's name's fucking falcon!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:34am
  • Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:09pm
  • And there wasn't even a kid in it!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:59am
  • half the nation should watch you take it in the face........in the face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:23pm
  • @ 11:14: I love seashells. I love seashell things. I love things with seashells and seahorses on them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Fuck Falcon. Only balloon I'm interested in is Henry Gale's on LOST.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:49pm
  • hahahaha this is brillaint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:24pm
  • As a veteran, I can proudly say that I've defended the right for those of you living in the US and talking down on it to do so. Freedom of speech. That's your choice to say what you want. If I had it my way, however, I'd lynch every single one of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:27pm
  • well, 2:26..TNFL doesn't mean texts from last night anymore because it never was that in the first place. try TFLN. kbyeee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:30am
  • Oh and keepin' it classy 917

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:15am
  • You know the whole world was watching this, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:28pm
  • 634 you must be the dumbest fucker in the dumbest country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:07pm
  • Why are all Americans fat and stupid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:56pm
  • "...step three, open the box. And that's how you find him...it's a kid in a box!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:23am
  • hell yea, impeach obama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:11pm
  • The worst part is now that kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:00am
  • I dig that, 11:16. "Americans are just the loudest idiots." It's easy to hate on us, and it's easy to fight back because the States certainly have the numbers, but other countries are not without their own flaws. (It's just not what we Amerixans usually value. Hell, we think we have the best healthcare, when we're really one of the worst and our citizens get fucking heart surgery in Thailand.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:47am
  • I live in Colorado...how do you think I feel...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:17am
  • It would have been great if they shot it down. Perfect example of natural selection

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:46pm
  • It was a fucking child. There's cause for concern, not stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:41am
  • LMAO. Agreed and this is FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:38pm
  • Actually they watched it for two hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Don't know if this was mentioned, but the story did go international. Wasn't just America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:04am
  • fuck all you ignorant patriotic assholes. america is not as great as its hyped up to be, and if you honestly believe it is, then you're products of the government. and guess what? i live here too, i just am open minded enough to realize that, like any country, it has its' flaws.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:25am
  • If you don't like it then leave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:22am
  • 8:09 - you just proved 8:04's statement to be sooooooooooo true. you dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Yeah police "throroughly" searched the house. Fucking attention whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:29pm
  • Yaaaaa what hsppeneddd ????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:06pm
  • lmao wtf is wrong with you ppl........ you guys are from the same damn country and still insults eachother.................

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:54am
  • How did they think a kid got inside of a SEALED helium baloon in the first place?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:33am
  • "Meanwhile, in the world of things that matter, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all interrupted coverage of a speech of Obama to bring us...what amounts to a kid letting go of a balloon and watching it float away." 10:27...since when does anything about Obama matter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:12am
  • They need to make a Southpark episode out of this incident. After all, it took place in CO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:42pm
  • But ther was a kid and a balloon. Thers plenty of stuff to talk about the kid and the balloon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:29pm
  • In soviet Russia country fuck you!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:52pm
  • So I stopped reading about halfway down the page. Here's the thing, it was all a publicity stunt. The parents were trying to launch a new TV series. So they "searched the house" and called the cops. Americans are not stupid for caring if a small child was airborn. I'm not saying they aren't stupid, just not for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:02pm
  • no one's stopping you. just go or stop your bitching

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:33am
  • Dumb parents too! Apple doesn't fall to far from the tree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:12pm
  • why did this story even get so much coverage?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:38pm
  • He was probably jerking off to the news reports

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:34pm
  • I'm really ashamed to live in the same neighborhood as the fucking moronic parents! And it really sux that this is what fort Collins is famous for now. Cuz in all honesty this is a fucking kick ass place.... But we unfortunatly attract idiots too! :-(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:03am
  • It made headlines here in England, the whole country was laughing at Americans watching an balloon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:15am
  • I love when people insult America but live there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:43am
  • But if they shot it down they would have found out if there was a kid in it or not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:38pm
  • THANK YOU!!!!! FUCK!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:25pm
  • 2 06 (2) im talking about graduating college you stupid peice of shit...dumb ass american

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:12am
  • Woot wooy for Colorado!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:44am
  • I thought he was at his friend Eagles house!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Amen bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 12:25am
  • I had to deal with right wing, bible thumping, kickback deal making backwoods crooks running the country for 8 years, if you liked that sort of thing just move to appalacia marry your cousin and get a transistor radio so you can listen to rush limbaugh tell you the reason he cant own the rams is not because hes a fucking moron, but that the "far left" is tearing down conservatidm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:49pm
  • 341 my case rests! when you graduate.... FROM YOUR AMERICAN EDUCATION... Thennnnn you can get the fuck out! do the math: 1 graduate 1 diploma - 1 dumbshit (whos education obviously hasnt benefited them yet) = 1 less fuckwit America doesnt need.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:50am
  • My friend was gonna fly to the balloon with a parachute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:03am
  • I'm just curious as to why the fuck there was a balloon in their backyard... Random much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:15pm
  • I agree we don't want you here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:37pm
  • I have heard of a Jack in the Box but this is a first for a Jaskass in the Box

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:39am
  • Vladimir Putin haha that name NEVER get's old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:46pm
  • You have diabetes see a doctor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:01pm
  • 7:42 I HATE YOU YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:49pm
  • Half the world was watching it, made headlines over here!!! :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:58am
  • 122:25 and 1:26 for all I care you can go suck a dick and move where ever the fuck you want but why do you want to ruin it for the rest of up you stupid ignorent cock sucking ass wipes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:41am
  • Hahaha so called this the second they said his brother was the last one to see him haha didn't stop my prof saying that somebody probably killed him and staged it all haha oh and GO AMERICA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:01am
  • ahahahaha you are sooooo right!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:04am
  • 7:20, ploys like this are against the sanctioned rules of hide'n'go seek , says the 1936 Neunen convention -crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:30pm
  • you arent financially stable because youre a douchebag loser. thats why you need an american education!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:32am
  • hm native american...awesome pocohantus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:57am
  • you're a stupid ignorant motherfucker 1:41 and turn to America because you have no other place you belong. I want to ruin it for the rest of you because you're all fucking loser Americans, the gayest most retarded people in the world. Fucking losers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:50am
  • This family was on Wife Swap. The mother of Falcon gave the family that she was swapped with a LOT of crap for being overly cautious with their kids. Thought it was kind of ironic...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Dude sending a funny text is the whole point of TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:31pm
  • why can no one spell the word definitely? also...these pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:00am
  • 4:28 yes!!! I couldn't of said it better!!! The douchers wanted the attention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:18am
  • What balloon ? Details please !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:34am
  • Ya know Hitler had a ok idea, it would have been a GREAT idea if only he included half Asian/French storm chasing asshats who name their kids Falcon, into his master plan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:50pm
  • well some of us 3 43 you stupid american dont have the financial ability to move out of this shithole yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:45am
  • Fuckin balloon boy i hope he fell out and went SPLAT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:11pm
  • 1:26/1:50 "once I graduate" considering your still a high school student and don't contribute to society I'm sure America could give a fuck less what you do And if you live here and don't support your country, and represent it even though we have dumb fucks ruling it, that's just fucking sad, so you should leave. Btw everyone has a heritage even if they are 'muts' dumbfuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:06am
  • im not a mut u dipshit im native american so suk my big brown cock!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:54am
  • This is the stupidest fucking country ever. I hate it here. I hate the fact that I was born here and raised here. And dont worry you stupid useless patriotic fucktards, i'm getting the fuck out of here when I graduate and moving to my country of origin, which is ten times better than this shithole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:26am
  • half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around with what we thought was a 6 year old inside. how does that make us dumb?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Yeah a balloon that had a fucking KID in it. Seriously, if you didn't care in the first place you wouldn't have watched. But some people do fucking care when it's something like that. It's actually nice to see that there are some people that care about other's lives. Think about it, when you have a 6 year old kid put him in a fucking balloon and we can talk about how stupid you are for watching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:37pm
  • DAMN ASIANS. Naming their kids Falcon. WTF. ASIANS SUCK.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:04pm
  • can someone explain what happened...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:10pm
  • lol I'm from CO and I thought it was hilarious (probably because I found out after it happened and I didn't waste 4 hours watching the balloon).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Hahaha I was gunna post one about that too. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:52am
  • Why the heck are we saying Impeach Obama on a text that is talking about the balloon kid. Idiot, go to canada or some shit if you don't like our President. P.S it doesn't look like Obama is getting impeached any time soon! Dumb ass ! I am guessing you are a 17 year old "hard" white red neck. Grow the FUCK UP! Deal with it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:31pm
  • All of you are dumb asses! There might have been a fucking kid in that balloon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:55am
  • That was the dumbest shit ever never thought as a people we would stup so low.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:15am
  • bahaha!! i must admit my family was one of those dumbasses watching this on the news.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:13am
  • to 10:53, and all the others who are as stupid.... HE COULD NEVER HAVE BEEN IN THERE - THAT BALLOON WOULDT LIFT A MOUSE, HOW FUCKING RETARTED ARE YOU ALL, YOU'D NEED ENOUGH HELIUM TO FILL FOOTBALL STADIUM (WITH A ROOF) TO LIFT A 6YR OLD BOY. i think im done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:40pm
  • 8:49 made me jizz my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:15pm
  • 1:45 - I'm American, Germanic blood through and through. Hail Teutonia motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:19am
  • Get the fuck out then pal.

    Submitted by Pancho on Jul 16, 10 at 4:19am
  • It's because the real journalists were pushed aside when 24 "news" came to cable. *sigh* We are truly an ignorant society.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:51pm
  • 1:26 americas not good enough for you yet here you are getting your education! keep talking out of your ass dumbshit! hopefully when you graduate you'll be smart enough to know what a dumb fuck you are!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:35am
  • lmao i love this so hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:15am
  • Americans are just the loudest idiots. Russia, you cannot hate on us with Putin still pulling your strings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:16pm
  • some people should be able to have kids. those parents are two of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:33pm
  • it would maybe make some sense if any of those things came from the same country...or if those countries didnt now have better healthcare than we do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:00am
  • Kid said he had to hide for the show... Publ. Stunt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:41pm
  • The pretzel conglomeration strikes again!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:38pm
  • What, you couldn't look at that balloon and see it was not capable of lifting anything as heavy as a kid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:17pm
  • 4:29 your a dumbass too, Apples chief designer is English, if it wasnt for him the iPhone would look like almost every other piece of crap made in America

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:21am
  • THIS GUY IS THE WORLDS BEST HIDE AND GHOST SEEK CAHMPION!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Fuck you, you don't like this country get the fuck out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:36pm
  • It was a fucking hot air balloon dumbasses, yes a child can ride in one of those

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 9:00pm
  • 9:56 you do realize that you just described Americans by noting the parent's ethnic background right? Read yur history, we're all of immigrant background

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:28am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:10am
  • hey 742, 730 was only half right; you're a fucking idiot!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:22am
  • I now have a greater desire to build a foil flying thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:59pm
  • What happened on the 9th November anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:00pm
  • that kid needs a fat dick in his ass for hiding

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:12am
  • The family has already been on wife swap...wouldn't be surprised if this was a publicity stunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:03pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA, so dumb what a smart little boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:18pm
  • haha 8:09 put evolution in quotations like some mythical concept. way to be an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:57am
  • 2:33 is the most retarded thing iver ever read. Did anyone in your country stop and think how much helium would be needed to lift an average 6yr old boy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:52am
  • In a hawaiin shirt and fucked over not ducked over stupid fucking. Iphone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Fuck you it was entertaining

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:32pm
  • Sad part is only a fraction were stoned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:19pm
  • I don't get it. What happened??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:04pm
  • I will give you credit on that one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:34pm
  • Don't know, don't care. Kinda have an idea from the info provided here. Still don't care

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Hi, I'm a non-North American country. U may know me from some of my work-The Nazi Party, Socialism, Failed Universal Health Reform, Margret Thatcher....I just thought I would stop by an say hey. Oh an just wanted to throw a shout out to the US, thanks for ya know saving us in every failed attempt we've made at life. Ur the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:49am
  • I would have been scared shitless to be inside of that thing at 7000 feet. Though it still beats US Airways. Zing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:14am
  • ON THE NEWS THE KID CONFESSED THAT IT WAS ALL FOR THE SHOW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:11am
  • everyone just shut the fuck up before i jizz on all ya'll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:26pm
  • 9:05 what do black men and white dick have to do with this thread? i am german too, but i am thoroughly confused by your statement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:07pm
  • dumbest country... no shit!!! HAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:32pm
  • I watched that on the news before work! HAH! Looked like an already popped Stove Top Popcorn! HAHA! Ready to go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:41am
  • Another fake text from TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Guys, i just figured out were Bin Laden is.... Also thankyou guys so much for being blind patriotic Americans, you make my day. Just to keeep this lively debate going, FUCK YOU AMERICA, EAT MY DICK OR I'LL PISS ON YOUR FLAG AND THEN LATER FUCK YOUR MAMA'S....in the arse! I love life...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:40am
  • 1:26 Fuck You and Your Mother, just because she had you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:36am
  • hey 10:27 you fucking genius obviously CNN MSNBC and FOX didn't cover this because they knew there wasn't a kid in that balloon. At the time everyone thought there was, and it's better to be sure there isn't a little kid floating around in a balloon rather than just write it off as attention whoring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Lol more than an hr - all for nothing - kinda like obama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:09pm
  • In our defense, we thought a human was in it.

    Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 12:14am
  • americans are so ethnocentric - totally ignorant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:37am
  • news this morning said it was staged by the whole family. A family that's been on Wife Swap TWICE. Total publicity stunt. Kid was probably just doing what he was told.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:01am
  • The kid puked on live tv... now THAT'S entertainment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:24am
  • Probably not a good idea to accidentally double post calling people stupid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:34am
  • 11:25, it's people like you who hold the greatness of our country back. It's not a c o m p e t i t i o n - or if it is, that's why we're losing education, science, health care, women's rights, etc to the rest of the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:45pm
  • and to be fair, falcon is an awesome name for a kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:18pm
  • This is why I don't watch mainstream news Stations. NPR all the way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Dad needs the beat that kid's ass!! Hiding in the attic!! Beat his ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:06am
  • this isn't a tfln...this is just someone thinking they sent a hilarious and wanting everyone else to know it too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:22pm
  • UFO= unidentified flying object. I guess every one saw a UFO for 4 fuckin hours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Thanks for noticing! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:53pm
  • NPR... Heh heh heh. That's a good one! Oh, wait, were you serious?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:24pm
  • CHIIIILLLLLL and get a sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Truth! Fucking dumb!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:47pm
  • @1:36 Yeah, that's really funny. You must be so proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:40am
  • Hilarious! It's true... But I would define the media as the cause of the stupidity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:54pm
  • 8:04, they were only half Asian. 8:12, cut back on the Limbaugh (or should i say DIMbaugh)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:29pm
  • What's this? Mr. Balloons? We got Mr. Balloon-Hands over here... No way. No fucking way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Reminds of that movie 12 monkeys The part where they have the story of the kid in a well and it turns out he wasn't in the well and he faked it and that the guy really was from the future and it was only a few months till the world got ducked over by a guy in. A hawiannsgirt with crazy hair.. Ah the classics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:34pm
  • i dont get the pretzel jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:28pm
  • basically a sibling told the police that their brother jumped into a helium balloon and so police launched a rescue effort to save the boy and the balloon. turns out he was in a box in the attic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:25pm
  • What was the story in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I'd much rather watch a kid that might be in a balloon than obama speak any day. I kind of wished that Falcon would have been in the balloon when it landed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:29pm
  • ^^^^ they were doing a project you motherfucking dumbass bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:25pm
  • and toby keith is shit...an American, therefore a worthless loser, enough said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:13am
  • What balloon? what kid??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:27pm
  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3:24 !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:54pm
  • Correction 1:26/1:45 but 1:50 too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:08am
  • 10:29 why is this fake..? it's definately not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:47pm
  • this isn't a tfln...this is just someone thinking they sent a hilarious text and wanting everyone else to know it too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Americans are stupid as a whole but being able t write that is what makes it great. And the cops r the stupid ones for starting it the will search my car for hours for drugs lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Are you kidding? Have some respect you jerk. That's what separates us from a rat...as humans we're suppose to care about another human's life, especially an innocent 6 year old who could have been in a very dangerous situation...thankfully he wasn't ever in the ballon to begin with!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Terrorist hunter looking for all those in need of a good ass kickin and a corn Cobb shoved up there ass with a bomb and send them into there own people lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:27am
  • Hey 7:06 your a dumbass we all know your not drunk so stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:09pm
  • yea 4 50...lick my bum your inferior peice of twat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:55am
  • It's stupid. S t u p i d. Not stoopid Learn to spell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Yeah...fuck I did...damn me and my drunken care about society!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:27pm
  • FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN IGNORANT EUROPHILE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:40pm
  • 1:32 and 1:36...fuck you too douche bags. This is 1:26 talking, and America sucks shitty asshole. You're probably some stupid muts who don't even have a heritage. Go fuck a Mexican.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:45am
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