he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
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at least it wasnt on you! last night my ass got peed all over!
I love that someone said you arent good looking, implied that youre a pervert, called you a skank AND said classy. you are a classy chassy fa sho! WOO WOO.
The things a skank will do to be a gold digger. Classy.
Umm ever think he was really drunk and if your friends pushing it that much you must not be great looking
Never had that dream after a massive night out? where you wake up busting, run for some relief then wonder why you're getting so warm.... then wake up for real in bed?
i shit my pants everyday...but im rich!
what if, instead of bladder dysfunction, it was just a steady trickle of yellowish discharge from the peehole? would you reconsider?
11:30 you would like to see a guy sitting on a stick wouldn't you
Your not cool until you pee your pants!
9:23 i charge for that service
one time i got drunk and pissed my pants. it was awesome.
i so pissed my pants one night and dude still ate me out...how you like that one
i have bladder control problems. just no one knows