he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
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I love that someone said you arent good looking, implied that youre a pervert, called you a skank AND said classy. you are a classy chassy fa sho! WOO WOO.
at least it wasnt on you! last night my ass got peed all over!
Umm ever think he was really drunk and if your friends pushing it that much you must not be great looking
The things a skank will do to be a gold digger. Classy.
what if, instead of bladder dysfunction, it was just a steady trickle of yellowish discharge from the peehole? would you reconsider?
Never had that dream after a massive night out? where you wake up busting, run for some relief then wonder why you're getting so warm.... then wake up for real in bed?
i shit my pants everyday...but im rich!
11:30 you would like to see a guy sitting on a stick wouldn't you
Your not cool until you pee your pants!
one time i got drunk and pissed my pants. it was awesome.
i so pissed my pants one night and dude still ate me out...how you like that one
9:23 i charge for that service
i have bladder control problems. just no one knows