imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You must be Logged in to post a comment
why anyone would waste time criticizing a post and trying to use rich vocabulary on this site is beyond me. Get laid.
HAhaha fuck well I found this fucking hilarious.
This is more of an MLIA than a TFLN, js.
Hahaha. Oops. I read jizz lord
Jislord sounds like jizz lord to me!
this is so retarded
I have seen this car.
Also, 6-1-8 MUTHAFUCKAS.
They have a VIRGINIA plate that has the "V" on the left side of the plate and the "A" on the other and
The numbers are agin"
lol 9:59.. if you consider "pondering" and "conclusion" as having a rich vocabulary you would be mistaken.
Oh my god... obviously... JISLORD, what the fuck else would it be?
First time I've actuall lold on tfln
10:30 you are an idiot. did you count the characters? texts can be as long as you want.
Am I stupid?that is the worst text I've ever seen on here. Not funny at all...
The plate is on a JETTA. it's gotta be JIZZ LORD.
SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!
Bahaha well don't feel bad cause I'm pretty sure anyone who reads it at first their mind is already in the gutter ... Personally I like jiz lord rather than Jesus is lord.... No offence jesus
HAHAHA this is awesome. and 12:34, I agree with you.. and appreciate that you apologized to Jesus, making it even more awesome.
@ 9:59 : I wholeheartedly agree with your valid observation. That persons needs to get laid!
Jesus can suck a dick.
Omg I have seen that plate it's from my town hahaha
i thought that was mary, as in the virgin mary?
This was on lamebook you idiots. Dude stole it, so yes, it is fake. Way to go dumbasses.
10:30 Get a smart phone, loser!
Wow. Or maybe short for "jizz lord"
Jislord? I thought he was a virgin?
There is a Florida plate : A55 RGY. The florida state plate at the time had a single orange in the center...
lol anybody seen the one where it's like:
but the state's motto is "Kids first", and the number is "EAT THE"?
1:15(1) that was all over the news, thanks though
12:06 ur an idiot and obviously very into jesus... Clearly they thought it was 'Jizz Lord'...that's why it's funny-get it now?
If that took you more then 20 seconds your a retard no wonder you live in Illinois
im pretty sure its not supposed to be jesus is lord. i think its jiz lord.
1:15...i totally read it as i love tofu...
normally i'm pretty good at picking up on those kinds of things. i guess not today
That is awesome!! Haha!
Apparently those of you who think it's fake need to get an upgrade of technology in the cell phone world bc only old ass cells can send short texts. Idiots.
Btw... For those of you that think this text is fake... I'm the one who sent it, and I have an iPhone. So my texts can be as long as they fuckin want.
Or maybe it's just cum lord
Looking for it next time I'm home
I automatically thought jizz is lord
Too long for a text? Are you retarded? I can write a freaking essay on my phone.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.
I can't believe this is on here. The last weekend in June, I had friends who went hiking at Devil's lake, and saw this exact car on their way back. Absolutely freaking hilarious. They tried getting a picture, but every time they got close, the guy would speed up.
i've seen this car too!!!
152 you dumbass the texter is from wisconsin... 815 is a northern IL southern WI area code.. otherwise why would the texter throw in the fact they were "IL" plates... but to all other we in illinois do worship Jiz so it has nothing to do with jesus
Agree w 12:34 hahaha
Kind of like my character name on WoW, Pinklytarus.
8:00 am.. that is the funniest shit i've ever read. that text just made my morning.
Wait, people, the joke is that it was supposed to say "Jesus is lord" but instead, it looks like "jizz lord." I think it's hilarious...
It'd be so much funnier if he didn't analyze it afterwards.
I'm surprised that license plate was even allowed, I knew of a lady who wanted ILUVTOFU and it got rejected because it could be misconstrued...(it's I LUV TOFU, because she was a vegetarian, but I'm sure anyone reading this sees it as I LUV TO F-U, which is exactly why it got rejected).
wow, how do you not get that...
ha, wisconsin. that doesn't surprise me.
10:30.i have a bb and my texts can be extremely long. So stfu
10:27 I hear pussy is the new Dugeons and Dragons
who the hell cares, I've submitted funnier stuff then this that wasn't posted...so much for someone w a sense of humor
OOOOH! Thanks, 9:49 for clarifying. I really dind't get it. Still not that funny though.
why anyone would have the inclination to even text something so idiotic is beyond me
its neithe funny nor intelligent, not humorous, or drunken
on the othe hand, its not one of the stupid, pathetic 'ooh i walked the walk of shame' idiocies, or as another poster noticed, the latest trend 'abortions'
so,,, it all evens out !
maybe jesus is a jizz lord
Too long for a txt, therefore, fake.
How did you know it was Wisco? Unless you've live in the Rock Count area before
May be fake but still hillarious!