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  • why anyone would waste time criticizing a post and trying to use rich vocabulary on this site is beyond me. Get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:59am
  • HAhaha fuck well I found this fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I have seen this car. Also, 6-1-8 MUTHAFUCKAS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Hahaha. Oops. I read jizz lord

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:03am
  • this is so retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:58pm
  • They have a VIRGINIA plate that has the "V" on the left side of the plate and the "A" on the other and The numbers are agin" hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:44am
  • This is more of an MLIA than a TFLN, js.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:34am
  • Jislord sounds like jizz lord to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:50pm
  • lol 9:59.. if you consider "pondering" and "conclusion" as having a rich vocabulary you would be mistaken.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:27am
  • First time I've actuall lold on tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Oh my god... obviously... JISLORD, what the fuck else would it be?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:06am
  • Am I stupid?that is the worst text I've ever seen on here. Not funny at all...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:01am
  • @ 9:59 : I wholeheartedly agree with your valid observation. That persons needs to get laid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:18am
  • 10:30 you are an idiot. did you count the characters? texts can be as long as you want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:43am
  • The plate is on a JETTA. it's gotta be JIZZ LORD. -thard-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:31am
  • SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:44am
  • HAHAHA this is awesome. and 12:34, I agree with you.. and appreciate that you apologized to Jesus, making it even more awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Wow. Or maybe short for "jizz lord"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Omg I have seen that plate it's from my town hahaha

    Submitted by mkcarr on Sep 29, 10 at 6:47pm
  • i thought that was mary, as in the virgin mary?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:55am
  • 8:00 am.. that is the funniest shit i've ever read. that text just made my morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:21am
  • Jesus can suck a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:15am
  • There is a Florida plate : A55 RGY. The florida state plate at the time had a single orange in the center...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:33am
  • Jislord? I thought he was a virgin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:50am
  • Bahaha well don't feel bad cause I'm pretty sure anyone who reads it at first their mind is already in the gutter ... Personally I like jiz lord rather than Jesus is lord.... No offence jesus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 10:30 Get a smart phone, loser!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 7:58pm
  • 12:06 ur an idiot and obviously very into jesus... Clearly they thought it was 'Jizz Lord'...that's why it's funny-get it now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:34am
  • im pretty sure its not supposed to be jesus is lord. i think its jiz lord.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:04pm
  • If that took you more then 20 seconds your a retard no wonder you live in Illinois

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:52am
  • This was on lamebook you idiots. Dude stole it, so yes, it is fake. Way to go dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:44pm
  • lol anybody seen the one where it's like: but the state's motto is "Kids first", and the number is "EAT THE"? XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:56pm
  • 1:15(1) that was all over the news, thanks though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:28pm
  • That is awesome!! Haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 1:15...i totally read it as i love tofu... normally i'm pretty good at picking up on those kinds of things. i guess not today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Apparently those of you who think it's fake need to get an upgrade of technology in the cell phone world bc only old ass cells can send short texts. Idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Or maybe it's just cum lord

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:33am
  • Btw... For those of you that think this text is fake... I'm the one who sent it, and I have an iPhone. So my texts can be as long as they fuckin want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:19pm
  • Jizz lord

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Mar 27, 12 at 8:05am
  • Looking for it next time I'm home

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Too long for a text? Are you retarded? I can write a freaking essay on my phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:54am
  • I automatically thought jizz is lord

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:01pm
  • This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:16am
  • i've seen this car too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:36pm
  • I can't believe this is on here. The last weekend in June, I had friends who went hiking at Devil's lake, and saw this exact car on their way back. Absolutely freaking hilarious. They tried getting a picture, but every time they got close, the guy would speed up.

    Submitted by Mixie on Jul 18, 10 at 11:59am
  • 152 you dumbass the texter is from wisconsin... 815 is a northern IL southern WI area code.. otherwise why would the texter throw in the fact they were "IL" plates... but to all other we in illinois do worship Jiz so it has nothing to do with jesus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Wait, people, the joke is that it was supposed to say "Jesus is lord" but instead, it looks like "jizz lord." I think it's hilarious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:53am
  • It'd be so much funnier if he didn't analyze it afterwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:08am
  • Agree w 12:34 hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:00pm
  • wow, how do you not get that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:02am
  • I'm surprised that license plate was even allowed, I knew of a lady who wanted ILUVTOFU and it got rejected because it could be misconstrued...(it's I LUV TOFU, because she was a vegetarian, but I'm sure anyone reading this sees it as I LUV TO F-U, which is exactly why it got rejected).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:15pm
  • 10:30.i have a bb and my texts can be extremely long. So stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:43am
  • Kind of like my character name on WoW, Pinklytarus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:16pm
  • ha, wisconsin. that doesn't surprise me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:30pm
  • who the hell cares, I've submitted funnier stuff then this that wasn't posted...so much for someone w a sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:57am
  • 10:27 I hear pussy is the new Dugeons and Dragons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:45am
  • why anyone would have the inclination to even text something so idiotic is beyond me its neithe funny nor intelligent, not humorous, or drunken just,, stupid. on the othe hand, its not one of the stupid, pathetic 'ooh i walked the walk of shame' idiocies, or as another poster noticed, the latest trend 'abortions' so,,, it all evens out !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:52am
  • May be fake but still hillarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:20am
  • OOOOH! Thanks, 9:49 for clarifying. I really dind't get it. Still not that funny though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:01am
  • How did you know it was Wisco? Unless you've live in the Rock Count area before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:23pm
  • Too long for a txt, therefore, fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:30am
  • maybe jesus is a jizz lord

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:42am