i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
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God blass the midwest indeed
"everyone with a penis knows what a cummins diesel and a powerstroke diesel are from." I'm not a hick like you so I don't.
did that truck also have a pair of testicles hanging from the hitch?
Hate to burst your bubble...
But thats in reference to dricing a Dodge Cummins Turbo Diesel instead of a Ford PowerStroke Diesel.
People are all saying "its all about the truck you drive!" but its still dirty, even if its about trucks.
It's still a euphemism.
At least in "farm country" we know how to have non-pretentious fun while enjoying the things we work our asses off to buy. Besides, how do you not love a man whose truck could demolish any city boy's ride?
I happen to be a girl who has this on my truck.... and its not a redneck thing, its anyone who takes pride in the brand of truck they drive
Redneck pride, y'all
Don't text and drive...
its not a redneck thing, everyone with a penis knows what a cummins diesel and a powerstroke diesel are from.
Sorry to everyone in Madison, but the 608 is a LOT of farm country...the entire SW 1/4 of the state is in the 608, not just the Madison metro area...I know b/c I live in the 608 and am like 2 hours from Madison and there are farms everywhere! Try driving 151 or 61 sometime and get out of the metro b/c once you do-it's all farms.
thank you 9:38...also any self-respecting female who wants a good man knows that too
608 is not farm country- it's madison. hello #6 party school asshole
you know they aren't going to, who would be their president?
Cummin(s) is better than a (Power)Stroke every day of the week.
I live in one of the top ten biggest cities... And I still know what this meant. It's not being a hick, it's being more intelligent than you.\ntowards ignorant fellow saying he's not a hick because he doesn't know this.
Ford sucks, Dodge rules!
the post above me took the words right outta my mouth, rather be stroken than cummin.. good man !!!!!!!
Diesel reference, so what?
i've seen a ford with the opposite message written on it, and i live in the suburbs of NYC, about as non-redneck as you can get.
maybe i'm biased because my uncle used to have an F-350 and that thing was badass, but i'd rather be strokin' all day every day than making a big mess cummin'.
unless you count import diesels, then audi TDI power all the way.
608.. farm country in WI.. they aren't too bright
live in 608 and have seen that one...in fact i sent a text ust like this when i saw it...classic.
hey 4:56...608 is not farm country! it's mainly madison and the surrounding suburbs.
see that everyday in the 605... SD
i saw one of those in baltimore, gotta love the ol' charm city
youre a fucking idiot
Can't cum without strokin' it, Go Ford!
The longer you can "Stroke" the more she likes it =o)
People who assume 608 is just Madison and surrounding suburbs like Fitchburg, Middleton, Monona, etc. are obviously just out of state college students.
You two cousinfuckers who tried to enlighten everybody make this shit funny!
Since when does having pride in the vehicle that you drive make you a redneck?
Definitely know this truck in the 608. Us Ford folks would rather be stroked than RAMmed, though.
I wish the South would just secede already. We could use a few LESS rednecks in this country.
a dodge truck is a cummings and a ford truck is a stroker...
My boyfriend has that decal on his truck, it's NOT a redneck thing you stuck up bitches!
yeah it's definitely referring to the maker of the diesel truck
I live in New England and I've seen that before. It's not a "god bless the midwest" thing it's a "god bless rednecks" thing.
CUMMINS all the way
Duramax for sure, i have a cummins and duramax, the duramax is way better, yeah your a dumbass for thinking this was strictly a sexual reference, and fuck you you liber welfare loving fuck ups. I wish the south would seced and we could bring ol Lee back to life to lead us onward once more. joke, but fuck the north
Speaking of which, why did that Palin broad get so fired up about the Letterman joke? You know her 14-year-old fucks too. All those ultra-conservative Christian fucknuts drive their kids to love cock at an early age.
Ok, back to the truck discusssion.
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! MUAHAHAHAHA!
mmmm... cummins are sexy :)
enough of these goddamn "just saw (silly out of place thing). god bless the (region)." so scripted.
Sarah Palin could be their president. Then they can cling to their guns, dogs, religion and trashy women. The "slutty stewardess" would love to run a shotgun country!
Hahahaha!!! I know like three guys with that sticker
Um so I'm from 608 and I just saw that bumper sticker the other day. It was a strong, successful, sassy woman driving the pickup. Sweet.
fuck whether or not its dodge or ford. AMERICAN TRUCKS ALL THE WAY! we have to band together and kick those japanese car-makers' asses!
im from 608--i think i saw that same truck!
hard to decide
stroke stroke or cum cum ?
well you can stroke all you want but you're never cummin
ya...my husband has this on his dodge...we get lots of strange looks, esp in the church parking lot
I saw a truck with the same thing today in 316 - KS
Why cum or stroke when you could push it the max? Duramax ;)
YES. My area code. Wisconsin rocks out with the cock out. Jammin out with the clam out too.
Yeah this has been on trucks in Texas for like the last 10 years, but it's really awesome that the rest of y'all are catching up.
there's one in the 937
i've seen this truck!
i love all the people saying they know this truck.... do you know how many people have this sticker... fyi 608 covers more than just a couple miles... i know probably at least 6 people that have that sticker on their truck and they live in that area code ha just thought id let you know...
My Dodge Cummins says "Id rather be rammin it than strokin it"
Its not country by the fuckin way. Its all been developed into suburbs. john clay is a beast.
Im from the 608. this makes me vomit. i need to gtfo soon so i dont lose my sanity. fml
I think that dude lives by me ... or one of the people who have that dumbass sticker
HAHAHAHAHAH 1:53!! HAHAHA u creative son of a bitch! HAHAHA
I'd rather be stroked than rammed
fyi everyone.... there is nothing more country than that area.... all you people saying that its the city area... cause of madison.... wow..... ignorant... there is more country side and farms in this area than anywhere else in the state.... sorry... nice try smarty pants