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  • am i the only one impressed by the fact that she used the proper "you're" in her text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:43am
  • and curves are bad? more cushion for the pushin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Tell her that you were talking about your sister thinking she was fat..... that usually works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:15am
  • The only girls who should be 100lbs are 5'1". Guys have no frame of reference for what a girl's natural weight should be, and they freak out if a woman has actual muscles and an athletic build.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Wow, that sucks ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:20pm
  • :O this will not end well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:30pm
  • No way to save yourself out of that situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:43am
  • 9:43 I'm not impressed. I expect that out of people haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:07am
  • Better hope there is a sister...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:22am
  • There's a big difference between an "athletic build " and "beer/cheeseburger / no exercise" build.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:23pm
  • I am so sorry, bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:37pm
  • Yea i feel bad for this guy. I confused my ex gitls birthday with my current gfs birthday . Alot of b/s explaining to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:47am
  • I think this would fall under the epic fail category if this truly was an accident..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:04am
  • ...at least something does?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Way to go, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:48am
  • 334, don't be a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Wow...to however said that only girls who are fat say that they have curves...sooo not true ...you just need to date (or just fuck) more athletes who can have great curves without being fat...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:06pm
  • If he's cheating, awesome way to get caught. If she's fat, now she can get her ass to the gym. Either way, you're done dude!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:38am
  • Bahaha Caught sucka!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:03am
  • This a no win situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:53am
  • 1231, in principal I agree with you; today's weight standards are ridiculous. However, I'm 5'7" and I weigh about 110 naturally. It all depends upon the person. It's kind of funny, though, that as the ideal gets thinner, the average gets fatter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:18pm
  • I use proper grammar when I text as well!! Why is this so surprising to you??

    Submitted by Princess2011 on Nov 1, 11 at 3:53pm
  • Hahahahahaha!! Damn, talk about fuckin' up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:14am
  • female: "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?" male: "No, the bacon cheeseburgers you shovel down your throat everyday make you look fat."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:42am
  • ^ hahaha, I'm impressed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:44am
  • Why couldn't it be BOTH?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Sunlight doesn't even reach the bottom of the hoke he just dug himself into

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Technically the original texter was right... she DID catch on...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Epic fail. Omg. That sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:27am
  • You are sooooo divorced now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:59am
  • 9:43\nWell.....no because I text properly all the time....wierd huh?

    Submitted by Kdiddy on Aug 16, 10 at 8:21pm
  • all you need in life is a great ass and perky tits =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:34pm
    • Yeah, like omg totally! Until you get old, those perky tits sag, and you have cellulite all over that "great ass." Too bad that's all you had to offer the world

      Submitted by hobogal on Mar 18, 10 at 1:01pm
  • Ouchhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:43pm
  • I fail to see the logic in the reply to the text. Is it that if you think about other people you must be cheating?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:31pm
  • El paso, fatties, and cheaters...big surprise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Is this my ex-husband? Keep it classy, El Paso.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:12am
  • HahahahhahHahahHHah FANTASTIC!!!! You = fucking dumb.... Unless that was you breaking up with her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:00pm
  • maybe he sent it to her on purpose, to give her the hint ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Most gals are over weight in EP but you're stupid to cheat here. Everyone knows everyone and every cheater gets caught! Big city, small town atmosphere. Basically you'd have to drive 30 minutes to the other side of town not to, and that's desperate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Holy shit that sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:12pm
  • I agree!!! Lengendary fail!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Ohhh man that sucks sooo bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:15pm
  • 12.31 who the hell said anything about 100 lbs? This girl could be triple that for all you know. And hey, if the shoe fits...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:49pm
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:34pm
  • never do bad have I wanted a follow up to a text on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:07pm
  • El Paso, You fatties

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:44pm
  • Most phones put the apostrophe in there 943, it's a wonder of modern technology

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:05am
  • any girl who knows she's carrying a little too much blubber will be the first one to bitch about how men stereotype body types and say that real girls have curves. Any girl says she has curves to me gets her fat ass thrown out the door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:12pm