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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:43am

    am i the only one impressed by the fact that she used the proper "you're" in her text?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:20pm

    and curves are bad? more cushion for the pushin!

  • 99 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:15am

    Tell her that you were talking about your sister thinking she was fat..... that usually works.

  • 95 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:31pm

    The only girls who should be 100lbs are 5'1". Guys have no frame of reference for what a girl's natural weight should be, and they freak out if a woman has actual muscles and an athletic build.

  • 83 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:20pm

    Wow, that sucks ass

  • 95 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:23pm

    There's a big difference between an "athletic build " and "beer/cheeseburger / no exercise" build.

  • 85 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:07am

    9:43 I'm not impressed. I expect that out of people haha.

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:22am

    Better hope there is a sister...

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:30pm

    :O this will not end well.

  • 82 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:50pm

    ...at least something does?!

  • 84 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:04am

    I think this would fall under the epic fail category if this truly was an accident..

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:19pm

    334, don't be a douche.

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:34pm

    all you need in life is a great ass and perky tits =]

    • 54 77
      Submitted by hobogal on Mar 18, 10 at 1:01pm

      Yeah, like omg totally! Until you get old, those perky tits sag, and you have cellulite all over that "great ass." Too bad that's all you had to offer the world

  • 81 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:48am

    Way to go, dumbass.

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:43am

    No way to save yourself out of that situation.

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:03am

    Bahaha Caught sucka!

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:44am

    ^ hahaha, I'm impressed!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:42am

    female: "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?" male: "No, the bacon cheeseburgers you shovel down your throat everyday make you look fat."

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:18pm

    1231, in principal I agree with you; today's weight standards are ridiculous. However, I'm 5'7" and I weigh about 110 naturally. It all depends upon the person. It's kind of funny, though, that as the ideal gets thinner, the average gets fatter.

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:38am

    If he's cheating, awesome way to get caught. If she's fat, now she can get her ass to the gym. Either way, you're done dude!!

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:31pm

    I fail to see the logic in the reply to the text. Is it that if you think about other people you must be cheating?

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Princess2011 on Nov 1, 11 at 3:53pm

    I use proper grammar when I text as well!! Why is this so surprising to you??

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:53am

    This a no win situation

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:14am

    Hahahahahaha!! Damn, talk about fuckin' up.

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:47am

    Yea i feel bad for this guy. I confused my ex gitls birthday with my current gfs birthday . Alot of b/s explaining to do

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:10pm

    Why couldn't it be BOTH?!?!

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:59am

    You are sooooo divorced now

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:06pm

    Wow...to however said that only girls who are fat say that they have curves...sooo not true ...you just need to date (or just fuck) more athletes who can have great curves without being fat...

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:37pm

    I am so sorry, bro.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Kdiddy on Aug 16, 10 at 8:21pm

    9:43\nWell.....no because I text properly all the time....wierd huh?

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:43pm

    Ouchhh.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:39pm

    Technically the original texter was right... she DID catch on...

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:17pm

    maybe he sent it to her on purpose, to give her the hint ?

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:46pm

    Sunlight doesn't even reach the bottom of the hoke he just dug himself into

  • 62 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:25pm

    El paso, fatties, and cheaters...big surprise.

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:12am

    Is this my ex-husband? Keep it classy, El Paso.

  • 32 39
    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:34pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:33pm

    Most gals are over weight in EP but you're stupid to cheat here. Everyone knows everyone and every cheater gets caught! Big city, small town atmosphere. Basically you'd have to drive 30 minutes to the other side of town not to, and that's desperate.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:27am

    Epic fail. Omg. That sucks.

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:12pm

    Holy shit that sucks

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:44pm

    El Paso, You fatties

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:50pm

    I agree!!! Lengendary fail!!!

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:00pm

    HahahahhahHahahHHah FANTASTIC!!!! You = fucking dumb.... Unless that was you breaking up with her...

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:07pm

    never do bad have I wanted a follow up to a text on this site.

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:49pm

    12.31 who the hell said anything about 100 lbs? This girl could be triple that for all you know. And hey, if the shoe fits...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:05am

    Most phones put the apostrophe in there 943, it's a wonder of modern technology

  • 48 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:15pm

    Ohhh man that sucks sooo bad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:12pm

    any girl who knows she's carrying a little too much blubber will be the first one to bitch about how men stereotype body types and say that real girls have curves. Any girl says she has curves to me gets her fat ass thrown out the door