so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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am i the only one impressed by the fact that she used the proper "you're" in her text?
and curves are bad? more cushion for the pushin!
Tell her that you were talking about your sister thinking she was fat..... that usually works.
The only girls who should be 100lbs are 5'1". Guys have no frame of reference for what a girl's natural weight should be, and they freak out if a woman has actual muscles and an athletic build.
:O this will not end well.
Wow, that sucks ass
No way to save yourself out of that situation.
9:43 I'm not impressed. I expect that out of people haha.
Better hope there is a sister...
There's a big difference between an "athletic build " and "beer/cheeseburger / no exercise" build.
I am so sorry, bro.
Yea i feel bad for this guy. I confused my ex gitls birthday with my current gfs birthday . Alot of b/s explaining to do
I think this would fall under the epic fail category if this truly was an accident..
...at least something does?!
Way to go, dumbass.
334, don't be a douche.
If he's cheating, awesome way to get caught. If she's fat, now she can get her ass to the gym. Either way, you're done dude!!
I use proper grammar when I text as well!! Why is this so surprising to you??
This a no win situation
Wow...to however said that only girls who are fat say that they have curves...sooo not true ...you just need to date (or just fuck) more athletes who can have great curves without being fat...
1231, in principal I agree with you; today's weight standards are ridiculous. However, I'm 5'7" and I weigh about 110 naturally. It all depends upon the person.
It's kind of funny, though, that as the ideal gets thinner, the average gets fatter.
female: "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?"
male: "No, the bacon cheeseburgers you shovel down your throat everyday make you look fat."
Hahahahahaha!! Damn, talk about fuckin' up.
Sunlight doesn't even reach the bottom of the hoke he just dug himself into
^ hahaha, I'm impressed!
Technically the original texter was right... she DID catch on...
I fail to see the logic in the reply to the text.
Is it that if you think about other people you must be cheating?
Why couldn't it be BOTH?!?!
9:43\nWell.....no because I text properly all the time....wierd huh?
You are sooooo divorced now
all you need in life is a great ass and perky tits =]
Yeah, like omg totally! Until you get old, those perky tits sag, and you have cellulite all over that "great ass." Too bad that's all you had to offer the world
Is this my ex-husband?
Keep it classy, El Paso.
El paso, fatties, and cheaters...big surprise.
HahahahhahHahahHHah FANTASTIC!!!! You = fucking dumb.... Unless that was you breaking up with her...
maybe he sent it to her on purpose, to give her the hint ?
Most gals are over weight in EP but you're stupid to cheat here. Everyone knows everyone and every cheater gets caught! Big city, small town atmosphere. Basically you'd have to drive 30 minutes to the other side of town not to, and that's desperate.
Holy shit that sucks
Epic fail. Omg. That sucks.
Ohhh man that sucks sooo bad.
I agree!!! Lengendary fail!!!
12.31 who the hell said anything about 100 lbs? This girl could be triple that for all you know.
And hey, if the shoe fits...
never do bad have I wanted a follow up to a text on this site.
El Paso, You fatties
Most phones put the apostrophe in there 943, it's a wonder of modern technology
any girl who knows she's carrying a little too much blubber will be the first one to bitch about how men stereotype body types and say that real girls have curves. Any girl says she has curves to me gets her fat ass thrown out the door