woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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Yeah, but look at it this way - if you'd barfed in the toilet, you probably could have cashed in your "good sex" credit for more sex instead.
Fuck ya chi-town
Ugh. My area code :P
Even if the sex was good I would still make you clean that shit up, however I wouldn't tell you to get the fuck out. We'd then fuck because you deserve it. :)
~\o/~ a drowning man
I thought that kind of shit only happened to me lol
Greatest woman ever
Yaaay represent 847. BG.
Who the fuck cares who posted when?!?
In soviet Russia we barf on girl then have sex in bed alone
I remember my first beer
So fuckin fake
Ha ha ha dang!!!
There's no sex in the world that would make it okay to barf on my floor, and NOT clean that shit up pronto
Yeah that didn't happen
Total fucking bullshit
I bet the hooker came so hard she paid u right
Would have called it fake exept that exact thing happened to me except she made me clean it up and leave!
Epic dude. You officially have bragging rights.