im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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That's sad. And WTF I up with your...
and people make fun of the south...
Can I have your sisters number OP, I'll unwrap that present
soo FUCKING FAAAAKEEE!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH (rampages through city)
Haha! Plz tell me u didn't unwrap her!
Oh my. LOOK WHO YOU'RE TEXTING BEFORE YOU SEND IT.
Massachuetts.... oh jeez.
buahaha in 978 we don't make those fine distinctions.
gosh ur weird unless ur brother hot then give me his munber ;)
This is the dumbest fucking thread I've ever read.
I LOVE INCEST!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMM
oh that sucks....hahahhaha epic.
You're texting their brother
I <3 Incest.
I'd unwrap my sister any day of the week, then fuck I'd her brains out :D
Sounds like an interesting night!
Kentucky in the house
WTF with all this you're shit??
why go across the street when you can go across the hall? incest is the best!
oh well, i don't have anything better to do
Holy shit that's awkward
honestly, I'd like to unwrap my sister like
a present... then I'd fuck her if she was cool
with it. really.
IM SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW./
hahaha major fml. for real.
do it! you totally did it! you had sex with your sister!
I live in ma n I think I know who this is...
You're doing it wrong.
Oooh can I claim my present?! ( from the desk of big tone)
I'm breaking the trend!
Kinky pussy is kinky pussy
You're who your sending shit to
hot, cute and funny!~
Wow .. That must be awkward at breakfast the next day lol
Secretly, I think the op knew they were texting their brother.
haha this is so amusing.
let me guess... YOU'RE AMUSING?
Why do you assume it's a sister? (;
It's my dick in a box..
haha thats my girlfriend..
Epic fail text 101 always double check who your sending shit to
lol thats my girlfriend.. unsure of whether i should be proud or not.
You're hot, cute and funny~
oh i know, i got to unwrap her and sleep with her
You're incest is the best
Lol it like yeah I know... And?
This is an Arkansas area code. So it's all good
11:19 you are the house
so wrap up your johnson and do her
What are you some kind of fuck hole?
I am ooooft (;
Thanks for noticing.
I'm you're lmfao @ 7:48
Penis feels good in my ass
By the way, "serial rapist," you aren't a very good troll. So just stop.
she knew she was texting her bro....
It's my dickk in a box!
-the quiet guy
people are weird these days.
People on here watch to much tosh.o every tfln has a quote from one of his shows!!!
Oh wow. That's great