im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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That's sad. And WTF I up with your...
Can I have your sisters number OP, I'll unwrap that present
soo FUCKING FAAAAKEEE!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH (rampages through city)
gosh ur weird unless ur brother hot then give me his munber ;)
Haha! Plz tell me u didn't unwrap her!
buahaha in 978 we don't make those fine distinctions.
Oh my. LOOK WHO YOU'RE TEXTING BEFORE YOU SEND IT.
Massachuetts.... oh jeez.
oh that sucks....hahahhaha epic.
This is the dumbest fucking thread I've ever read.
I LOVE INCEST!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMM
Sounds like an interesting night!
You're texting their brother
why go across the street when you can go across the hall? incest is the best!
Kentucky in the house
Holy shit that's awkward
IM SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW./
WTF with all this you're shit??
hahaha major fml. for real.
and people make fun of the south...
Oooh can I claim my present?! ( from the desk of big tone)
I <3 Incest.
I'd unwrap my sister any day of the week, then fuck I'd her brains out :D
honestly, I'd like to unwrap my sister like
a present... then I'd fuck her if she was cool
with it. really.
You're who your sending shit to
You're doing it wrong.
oh well, i don't have anything better to do
Wow .. That must be awkward at breakfast the next day lol
haha thats my girlfriend..
do it! you totally did it! you had sex with your sister!
I'm breaking the trend!
I live in ma n I think I know who this is...
lol thats my girlfriend.. unsure of whether i should be proud or not.
Kinky pussy is kinky pussy
Secretly, I think the op knew they were texting their brother.
Why do you assume it's a sister? (;
You're incest is the best
haha this is so amusing.
let me guess... YOU'RE AMUSING?
Epic fail text 101 always double check who your sending shit to
It's my dick in a box..
You're hot, cute and funny~
oh i know, i got to unwrap her and sleep with her
so wrap up your johnson and do her
I am ooooft (;
Thanks for noticing.
11:19 you are the house
hot, cute and funny!~
Lol it like yeah I know... And?
This is an Arkansas area code. So it's all good
What are you some kind of fuck hole?
Penis feels good in my ass
I'm you're lmfao @ 7:48
By the way, "serial rapist," you aren't a very good troll. So just stop.
she knew she was texting her bro....
It's my dickk in a box!
-the quiet guy
People on here watch to much tosh.o every tfln has a quote from one of his shows!!!
people are weird these days.
Oh wow. That's great