im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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That's sad. And WTF I up with your...
Can I have your sisters number OP, I'll unwrap that present
soo FUCKING FAAAAKEEE!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH (rampages through city)
Haha! Plz tell me u didn't unwrap her!
gosh ur weird unless ur brother hot then give me his munber ;)
Oh my. LOOK WHO YOU'RE TEXTING BEFORE YOU SEND IT.
Massachuetts.... oh jeez.
buahaha in 978 we don't make those fine distinctions.
and people make fun of the south...
I LOVE INCEST!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMM
oh that sucks....hahahhaha epic.
This is the dumbest fucking thread I've ever read.
Sounds like an interesting night!
WTF with all this you're shit??
You're texting their brother
I <3 Incest.
I'd unwrap my sister any day of the week, then fuck I'd her brains out :D
Kentucky in the house
why go across the street when you can go across the hall? incest is the best!
Holy shit that's awkward
IM SO FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW./
oh well, i don't have anything better to do
Oooh can I claim my present?! ( from the desk of big tone)
do it! you totally did it! you had sex with your sister!
I'm breaking the trend!
hahaha major fml. for real.
honestly, I'd like to unwrap my sister like
a present... then I'd fuck her if she was cool
with it. really.
You're who your sending shit to
Wow .. That must be awkward at breakfast the next day lol
I live in ma n I think I know who this is...
haha thats my girlfriend..
You're doing it wrong.
lol thats my girlfriend.. unsure of whether i should be proud or not.
Secretly, I think the op knew they were texting their brother.
Epic fail text 101 always double check who your sending shit to
It's my dick in a box..
haha this is so amusing.
let me guess... YOU'RE AMUSING?
You're incest is the best
Why do you assume it's a sister? (;
Lol it like yeah I know... And?
You're hot, cute and funny~
oh i know, i got to unwrap her and sleep with her
Kinky pussy is kinky pussy
hot, cute and funny!~
so wrap up your johnson and do her
11:19 you are the house
This is an Arkansas area code. So it's all good
What are you some kind of fuck hole?
I am ooooft (;
Thanks for noticing.
I'm you're lmfao @ 7:48
Penis feels good in my ass
By the way, "serial rapist," you aren't a very good troll. So just stop.
she knew she was texting her bro....
It's my dickk in a box!
-the quiet guy
People on here watch to much tosh.o every tfln has a quote from one of his shows!!!
people are weird these days.
Oh wow. That's great