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  • 98 47
    Submitted by pawes on Apr 4, 10 at 9:12am

    And then you woke up.

  • 95 60
    Submitted by Premeau on Apr 4, 10 at 10:02am

    what probably happen: Bartender rammed his head into the wall, bounce gave him a snake bite in the neck to subdue him, then the cop let him go b/c he didn't want the kid who pissed his pants in the back of his cop car. and the laid part was that piece of rabbit fur he rubs on his cock every night

  • 70 62
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 4, 10 at 9:58am

    He got laid like a bitch in jail after pissing on a cops shoes. I call bs.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by samehring on Apr 4, 10 at 11:33pm

    Butt sex in jail don't. Count as sex....unless u are willing

  • 60 56
    Submitted by LethalRider on Apr 5, 10 at 10:24pm

    You guys are dumb it must have been a female cop

  • 57 57
    Submitted by MissKitKa on Apr 4, 10 at 4:18pm

    If you pissed on a cops shoes while drunk you'd be in jail dumbass

  • 57 57
    Submitted by SUPERMule on Apr 4, 10 at 2:35pm

    dude is from east tennessee. i don't doubt it one bit.lol

  • 51 48
    Submitted by chatttown on Apr 5, 10 at 8:54am

    Dudes from chatt TN so probably did happen

  • 55 60
    Submitted by zamdalla on Apr 4, 10 at 11:34am

    Total bullshit!!

  • 58 72
    Submitted by specagentbob on Apr 6, 10 at 12:04pm

    Exactly how many of you are from Tennessee? He is probably from a small town with 4 cops like myself and they knew him and let him go. It happens a lot. Gotta love small town Tennessee.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 4, 10 at 10:13am

    @ premeau.: the rabbit furthing made me lol. It's just so weird.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by phillie101 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:52am

    what he left out is his new butt buddy he made while in jail.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 11:19pm

    Yeah, I imagine after that 6 month sentence you served in prison that would feel nice.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by kingcox68 on Apr 4, 10 at 10:19am

    Liar

  • 57 79
    Submitted by nt252 on Apr 4, 10 at 12:59pm

    Yea i call bs. If this little douche who obviously can't handle his alcohol pissed on my boots when I was working he'd be fucked. Not the laid he's talking about, but a bad fucked.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by SCSLVIEW04 on Apr 4, 10 at 9:06am

    Haha been there

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 4:47pm

    Such a fucking liar. Kill yourself.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Pacerspace on Apr 4, 10 at 10:18am

    Are we related?

  • 40 56
    Submitted by dorkof82 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:49pm

    When you say "headbutt" did you actually mean you stuck your head in the butt of the bartender? Cause I doubt someone would fuck you otherwise... And who the fuck bites people? Are you a dog? A little kid? Mike tyson? As for the peeing, pretty sure you pissed on your own shoes as it dribbled down your leg, perhaps you should lay off the booze a little

  • 44 65
    Submitted by drumadoir on Apr 4, 10 at 9:06am

    Wowzerers! What town is that?!

  • 49 76
    Submitted by psydog on Apr 4, 10 at 10:07am

    Premeau nailed it. That's exactly what happened. Or, he stayed home with mom and dad and watched a PBS special on Easter and went to bed at 9.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 10:40am

    Biggest lie on this website

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Indoles on Apr 16, 10 at 1:07pm

    For those of you that doubt this, this guy is my roommate. It's completely true.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by fitbounce30 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:44pm

    I guess getting fucked in the ass in the drunk tank counts as getting some .

  • 35 55
    Submitted by patsfan on Apr 6, 10 at 3:32am

    Fake

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Apr 4, 10 at 6:10pm

    Fleshlights don't count.

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Sneelok on Apr 4, 10 at 12:38pm

    Maybe all of that stuff is why you got laid.

  • 32 66
    Submitted by jrook on Apr 4, 10 at 2:07pm

    Could someone kill the guy who texted this? In no way would that be a bad thing