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  • 50 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:39pm

    5 year olds cant read all that

  • 48 38
    Submitted by dallas78 on Jun 21, 10 at 7:23pm

    U can turn the preview feature off ya dumb fuck.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:22pm

    The REAL question here is why was you sexting at your grandmas birthday party? This whole scenario was fucked from jump street! lol

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:53pm

    Good to know you were sexting while spending time with family.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:35am

    That kids can't read. It's times like this I hate my iPhone.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:59pm

    Settings- General-Passcode Lock-Input Code- Show SMS Preview-Off Simple

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:19pm

    How do you do that!!

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:54pm

    ..why would you leave your iPhone laying around fuckhead. especially when you're sexting. /fail

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:46pm

    Being exiled from the family? Yeah, there's an app for that. June 16, 2009 12:08PM LMAO!! <:D

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:37pm

    I hate that the texts pop up! I'm always worried when someone is looking at something on my phone that I'll get a text I don't want people seeing. Also, a five year old could definitely read that but I'm hoping the kid didn't know what 'fuck' means. If you can read duck I'm sure you can read fuck.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:08pm

    Being exiled from the family? Yeah, there's an app for that.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:00pm

    Settings > Messages > Show Preview = OFF

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:14pm

    bullshit 12:33. you'd be on the news if you could read fluently at 3.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:51pm

    Wow, everyone's so judgmental! I just feel really sorry for 770, that sucks a lot. Doesn't make you a bad person or whatever. Don't know why saints are going on tfln anyways lol

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:47pm

    What a total idiot, from the day I bought my iPhone I had no preview of texts and a passcode

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:32pm

    Yep - just turn off the preview. That way you have to actually go into your texts to read them. Learned that one the hard way too...

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:23pm

    it should have an app for 'private sex messaging' right

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:10pm

    12:33, your parents lied to you. You weren't reading fluently at the age of three. Even a five-year-old would have trouble reading that well, which is why we teach reading in elementary schools. I know because I'm a supply teacher and I work at a daycare.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:23pm

    I hate dealing with the passcode, but I've had to resort to using it at times. I have ended up very embarrassed by texts that I have unexpectedly received.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:22pm

    You're 5 year old cousin can read that? Either he's a genius, or they're teaching kids sex ed REALLY early these days.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:39am

    @1:43 passcode locks do not stop the pop ups on an iPhone. I have mine locked and if it's just one text you can read it. It's a different setting

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:33pm

    You're going straight to hell for that one...but your little cousin may beat you there.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:21pm

    3:55 just like your tits

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:05pm

    wow that sucks ; bet that was wicked embarrasing & made you look badd well at least you learned a lesson here.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:47pm

    yeah you can change the setting so it doesn't pop up. it's under the password lock section

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:31pm

    lol @ this text, AND @ 12:08... quality

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:36pm

    a five year old may not know the word "fuck", but they could probably sound it out pretty well.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:24pm

    Ditto 1:08 You could have just turned off the preview option under settings.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:33pm

    My sister and I both read fluently by the time we were 3, and I know plenty of five year olds who would have no trouble with that almost-entirely-monosyllabic text.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:03pm

    I was reading at 3 really well. You guys are fucking tards,

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:08pm

    just turn on the option to have it say: Name text message instead of the preview .... thank god you are sexting and not really procreating

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:48pm

    You obviously suck at using an iPhone

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:38pm

    My parents have videos of me reading well at ages 3-4.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by disgurlroks on Jul 6, 10 at 4:02am

    @6:10 stop trying to sound smart cause my mother and father are both teachers and their classes can read quite well and the kids are 5-6. so get your facts straight.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:34am

    All of you saying kids can't rid at 5 are idiots. Theyv teach reading at school now b/c parents fail at home. I read at 3. Both of my kids read at 5. And working at a daycare doesn't make you qualified to speak about teaching. Daycare is part of the downfall of this country.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:49am

    There's a setting were u can change the text pop up It makes life soo much easier

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:43am

    @12:22 please do not ever have children. You don't have to know what the words mean to read them.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:45pm

    I sext wherever I am whenever I can.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:30pm

    Lock your iPhone with a password and texts won't pop up. I agree, what 5 year old can read that well?

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:37pm

    sexting. how classy. how about actually having sex instead of talking about it like a high school freshman?

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:43pm

    that's what passcode locks are for.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:50pm

    Just because your students are a bunch of idiots, or you suck at teaching doesn't mean nobody can read by the age of 5. I know I could.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:19pm

    literally just gasped out loud at work. brutal.

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:08pm

    Don't leave your phone out when you're expecting a sext like that.