sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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In soviet Russia drunk you hides sober you in cigs!
11:42. Fucking win
And this text is funny as hell.
STFU with the black 'jokes'
@ 1:30 in soviet Russia, we want to punch you in the face dumbass
Anybody got any good black jokes to make "stfu with the black jokes" guy pissed...
This would make more sense if it was a drunk you hiding them from a sober you... Most people will remember unless absolutely hammered
how do forget shit you did when you were sober? thats like forgetting where you put the beer.
In soviet Russia, I hate you.
I tire of these overdone drunk/sober dual personality texts.
Soviet Russian... A/s/l???
Whats the difference between a black and a bucket of shit?...... The bucket
I've got a black guy in my family tree... He's been hanging there a while
Any blacks wanna come to a Bon fire? You could all be the main attraction, the more the better
I love how its one post about being drunk and sober and ppl talk about AA, black jokes and all this random shit.
Don't wear black and white all the blacks will scream ZEBRA! And throw spears at you
What? Was that... That wasn't... You don't think that was worthy of being called a joke, do you?
More like a stupid bitch. You'd remember shit you did when you were sober...ass
This actually made me chuckle, fake or not!
Hey 2:41 how long does it take a Black to take a shit? 9 months.
What do you call a black guy with a new bicycle?\n\nA theif!
hopefully it was a fresh pack and it will be found later when you need cigs. dumbass
In Nazi occupied France... Only Ones who smoked were the blacks...
AA is for quiters
Everyone needs to calm downnnnnnn
Made my week
for me, high me hides shit from sober me. resulting ing in me forgetting where high me put them.
@ 1:37, don't read tfln if you get offended by the things posted on here. Dumbass.
In soviet Russia... The cigs hide u...
-keeps it up commrades...
Haha. That's funny. I had to do that once. Didn't work out I found everything.
Try AA. You need help. Alcohol and cigarettes. Get a life and try healthy living for a change.
why don't you go bother someone who actually wants you to tell them what to do with their life? that would be ineedhelpwithmylife.com not textsfromlastnight.com, we are here for laughs not criticism
healthy living doesn't lead to funny texts from last night. JOG ON FUCKER
go throw back a wheat grass shot, i'm going to stick with JD
Don't leave your cigs with the blacks. They'll be gone when you come back for them.
- Soviet Russian
In soviet russia, cigs hide you.
My problem is when drunk me hides things cuz sober me won't remember where they hell I put something til I come across it a month later randomly
Aww come on 3:17 that was actually a good one
Definately heard this before...good try though
I think we need some new texts where people don't anthropomize their drunken selves as seperate people and find it humorous.
"Sober me / Drunk me" texts are PLAYED OUT, and were barely clever to begin with.
HAHAHA, this has happened to me OH so many times!!!
What's the diff between a nig and a piece of shit...