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  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:41pm

    Anybody got any good black jokes to make "stfu with the black jokes" guy pissed...

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:17am

    @ 1:30 in soviet Russia, we want to punch you in the face dumbass

  • 91 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:09pm

    STFU with the black 'jokes'

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:18pm

    In soviet Russia drunk you hides sober you in cigs!

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:31pm

    This actually made me chuckle, fake or not!

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:42pm

    In soviet Russia, I hate you.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by pwndbyJIMbone on Feb 2, 10 at 1:17pm

    how do forget shit you did when you were sober? thats like forgetting where you put the beer.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:06am

    11:42. Fucking win And this text is funny as hell.

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:28pm

    Hey 2:41 how long does it take a Black to take a shit? 9 months.

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:03am

    Made my week

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:59pm

    I love how its one post about being drunk and sober and ppl talk about AA, black jokes and all this random shit.

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:47pm

    AA is for quiters

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:43am

    Whats the difference between a black and a bucket of shit?...... The bucket

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:15pm

    @ 1:37, don't read tfln if you get offended by the things posted on here. Dumbass.

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:40pm

    I tire of these overdone drunk/sober dual personality texts.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:19pm

    In soviet Russia... The cigs hide u... -keeps it up commrades...

  • 55 66
    Submitted by alphajohnson on Dec 31, 10 at 12:04pm

    What do you call a black guy with a new bicycle?\n\nA theif!

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:36am

    Lmao 10:23

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:23am

    Don't wear black and white all the blacks will scream ZEBRA! And throw spears at you

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:34pm

    Soviet Russian... A/s/l???

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:33am

    What? Was that... That wasn't... You don't think that was worthy of being called a joke, do you?

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:56am

    HAHAHAHA

  • 67 94
    Submitted by willnotz23 on Feb 2, 10 at 8:12pm

    hopefully it was a fresh pack and it will be found later when you need cigs. dumbass

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:18pm

    This would make more sense if it was a drunk you hiding them from a sober you... Most people will remember unless absolutely hammered

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:06pm

    for me, high me hides shit from sober me. resulting ing in me forgetting where high me put them.

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:20am

    More like a stupid bitch. You'd remember shit you did when you were sober...ass

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:40pm

    In Nazi occupied France... Only Ones who smoked were the blacks... -inglorious Basterd...

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:12pm

    Haha. That's funny. I had to do that once. Didn't work out I found everything.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:17pm

    Hahahahahahahaha halarious!!!

  • 57 81
    Submitted by StarWarsTooMuch on Feb 3, 10 at 6:41pm

    Everyone needs to calm downnnnnnn

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:30am

    In soviet russia, cigs hide you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:57pm

    Shit floats... -inglourious basterd...

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:07pm

    I've got a black guy in my family tree... He's been hanging there a while Any blacks wanna come to a Bon fire? You could all be the main attraction, the more the better

  • Submitted by aNoNoMoose on Feb 2, 10 at 2:40pm

    "Sober me / Drunk me" texts are PLAYED OUT, and were barely clever to begin with.

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:33pm

    What's the diff between a nig and a piece of shit...

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:37pm

    Try AA. You need help. Alcohol and cigarettes. Get a life and try healthy living for a change.

    • 51 80
      Submitted by roughnroudy on Feb 2, 10 at 8:07pm

      why don't you go bother someone who actually wants you to tell them what to do with their life? that would be ineedhelpwithmylife.com not textsfromlastnight.com, we are here for laughs not criticism

    • 60 98
      Submitted by willnotz23 on Feb 2, 10 at 8:13pm

      healthy living doesn't lead to funny texts from last night. JOG ON FUCKER

      • 62 79
        Submitted by roughnroudy on Feb 2, 10 at 8:15pm

        go throw back a wheat grass shot, i'm going to stick with JD

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:36pm

    HAHAHA, this has happened to me OH so many times!!!

  • 52 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:32am

    Aww come on 3:17 that was actually a good one

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:03am

    Lulz

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:10pm

    My problem is when drunk me hides things cuz sober me won't remember where they hell I put something til I come across it a month later randomly

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:21pm

    Don't leave your cigs with the blacks. They'll be gone when you come back for them. - Soviet Russian 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:07am

    I think we need some new texts where people don't anthropomize their drunken selves as seperate people and find it humorous.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:10pm

    Definately heard this before...good try though

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:34pm

    TAR BABY