sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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how do forget shit you did when you were sober? thats like forgetting where you put the beer.
In soviet Russia drunk you hides sober you in cigs!
11:42. Fucking win
And this text is funny as hell.
@ 1:30 in soviet Russia, we want to punch you in the face dumbass
STFU with the black 'jokes'
Anybody got any good black jokes to make "stfu with the black jokes" guy pissed...
This would make more sense if it was a drunk you hiding them from a sober you... Most people will remember unless absolutely hammered
In soviet Russia, I hate you.
Soviet Russian... A/s/l???
I tire of these overdone drunk/sober dual personality texts.
What do you call a black guy with a new bicycle?\n\nA theif!
Whats the difference between a black and a bucket of shit?...... The bucket
Don't wear black and white all the blacks will scream ZEBRA! And throw spears at you
More like a stupid bitch. You'd remember shit you did when you were sober...ass
I love how its one post about being drunk and sober and ppl talk about AA, black jokes and all this random shit.
I've got a black guy in my family tree... He's been hanging there a while
Any blacks wanna come to a Bon fire? You could all be the main attraction, the more the better
Hey 2:41 how long does it take a Black to take a shit? 9 months.
What? Was that... That wasn't... You don't think that was worthy of being called a joke, do you?
Everyone needs to calm downnnnnnn
This actually made me chuckle, fake or not!
Made my week
hopefully it was a fresh pack and it will be found later when you need cigs. dumbass
AA is for quiters
for me, high me hides shit from sober me. resulting ing in me forgetting where high me put them.
In Nazi occupied France... Only Ones who smoked were the blacks...
Haha. That's funny. I had to do that once. Didn't work out I found everything.
Don't leave your cigs with the blacks. They'll be gone when you come back for them.
- Soviet Russian
In soviet Russia... The cigs hide u...
-keeps it up commrades...
@ 1:37, don't read tfln if you get offended by the things posted on here. Dumbass.
Try AA. You need help. Alcohol and cigarettes. Get a life and try healthy living for a change.
why don't you go bother someone who actually wants you to tell them what to do with their life? that would be ineedhelpwithmylife.com not textsfromlastnight.com, we are here for laughs not criticism
healthy living doesn't lead to funny texts from last night. JOG ON FUCKER
go throw back a wheat grass shot, i'm going to stick with JD
My problem is when drunk me hides things cuz sober me won't remember where they hell I put something til I come across it a month later randomly
In soviet russia, cigs hide you.
Aww come on 3:17 that was actually a good one
I think we need some new texts where people don't anthropomize their drunken selves as seperate people and find it humorous.
Definately heard this before...good try though
What's the diff between a nig and a piece of shit...
"Sober me / Drunk me" texts are PLAYED OUT, and were barely clever to begin with.
HAHAHA, this has happened to me OH so many times!!!