You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by bwr on Jun 26, 10 at 11:44am has time to text a friend and track down clorox wipes, but not time to track down a condom? herpes is for life, buddy.

  • Submitted by seal2bkl on Jun 26, 10 at 12:12pm

    This is why STDs exsist.

  • Submitted by zealous on Jun 26, 10 at 11:40am

    Person who sent this text needs to die. I'm sorry, but we don't need anything that stupid in the world's gene pool.

  • Submitted by jenpearce on Jun 26, 10 at 12:05pm

    Sure! And be sure to eat her out after you use the wipe too. That way you won't get herpes in your mouth! Dumbass

  • Submitted by whocaresreally on Jun 26, 10 at 11:51am

    Yup. Absolutely. And raping virgins cures HIV too.

  • Submitted by Vilexxica on Jun 26, 10 at 4:52pm

    This is what happens when we don't have uniform, widespread comprehensive sex education in schools. Christ alive. OP, why don't you try slipping some aspirin in her Coke to make sure she doesn't get pregnant, either? Moron.

  • Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jun 26, 10 at 1:58pm

    You can put some tobasco or texas Pete on the head of your cock BEFORE penetration. This is a natural fungus killer. Good

  • Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 26, 10 at 11:51am

    I've done this plenty of times. You can actually save the clorox wipe for next time too. Completely your decision!

  • Submitted by julieannpey on Jun 26, 10 at 11:38am

    you've gotta be kidding me. stupid people are the reason the world goes round.

  • Submitted by sirrasirra on Jun 26, 10 at 5:58pm

    As a female, I have to say that's painful just reading about it.

  • Submitted by Knocky64 on Jun 26, 10 at 1:29pm

    I hope you enjoy your herpes

  • Submitted by DrThumper on Jun 26, 10 at 5:27pm

    Do it! Feel the burn! (literally)

  • Submitted by adderallking on Jun 26, 10 at 2:03pm

    Herpes, that shit follows you everywhere

  • Submitted by bigg_wes on Jun 26, 10 at 1:41pm

    haha why would you bang a chick with herpes in the first place, condom or not?

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 26, 10 at 9:46pm

    probably have better luck rubbing chicken bones together and maybe throwing some dirt on the ol' vag...

  • Submitted by nurse2010 on Jun 26, 10 at 2:37pm

    Ok, first no with the clorox. Second u can get herpes with or without a condom even if ur partner doesn't have an outbreak. 1 in 4 Americans has herpes

  • 84 97
    Submitted by sayshhh on Jun 27, 10 at 2:37am

    Don't do it!

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 12:20pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 10:54pm

    Ouch!! Can you say burning coochie??

  • Submitted by golfnaked on Jun 28, 10 at 11:37am

    How hot was this chick that dumb ass was willing to risk it?

  • Submitted by Premeau on Jun 26, 10 at 12:35pm

    try to teach this ass hole to wipe front to back

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 27, 10 at 2:37pm

    I have my own personal STD 

  • Submitted by bbygurlg388 on Jun 26, 10 at 7:44pm

    Uh no! And it will prolly give her a yeast infection or bacterial vaginosis on top of her herpes as well as burn the shit out of her ulcers to where she couldn't bear having sex with your dumb ass

  • 75 92
    Submitted by elpolloloco on Jun 27, 10 at 12:55am

    next time cut the pinky finger off a rubber glove to use for a condom,to be really safe spray it with some lysol

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 27, 10 at 11:27pm

    that is so gross. just dont do it.

  • 74 92
    Submitted by masterpnutz4 on Jun 26, 10 at 2:01pm

    Ya never know

  • Submitted by christiechaos on Jun 26, 10 at 5:04pm


  • Submitted by SiliconBean on Jun 26, 10 at 6:34pm

    .....only in Fort Collins.

  • 74 97
    Submitted by ashpoop on Jun 27, 10 at 4:42pm


  • Submitted by TheAwfulWaffle on Jun 26, 10 at 6:53pm

    Desperate times call for desperate measures

  • Submitted by 26 on Jun 26, 10 at 3:49pm

    Omg!! I wonder if he is serious or mad some dumbshit up to get on tfln!! Regardless this is some dumb funny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 11:59pm

    What the fuck? Why would you ever want to fuck someone with herpes? That's sick.

  • Submitted by 3am on Jun 27, 10 at 2:35am

    Fuckin Colorado is fillin up texts tonight

  • Submitted by anonanon123 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:22am

    Abort dumbass abort. For your stupid sake I hope your friends are smarter than you and pretty quick at answering texts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 7:56pm

    Owww my vagina just flinched thinking about that

  • Submitted by omgitsrenee on Jun 26, 10 at 11:33pm

    I think I can speak for a lot of women out there when I say: ouch.

  • Submitted by maynard on Jun 26, 10 at 12:05pm

    Bahahaha! Omfg!!!!! Moron!!!!

  • Submitted by bee222 on Jun 27, 10 at 3:23am

    No pain no game!

  • Submitted by cajun2u on Jun 26, 10 at 8:39pm

    What an idiot

  • Submitted by KickinItIn2o1o on Jul 4, 10 at 9:17pm

    Hahahaha funny sh!t haahahaha... So dumb

  • Submitted by jdilla on Jun 26, 10 at 11:25pm

    very nice, how much?

  • Submitted by writtenangel on Jun 26, 10 at 11:15pm

    Eww. Just eww

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 1:41am

    I poured clorox on a colored and it didn't disinfect it..

  • Submitted by pacosanchez on Jun 26, 10 at 12:54pm

    Logic seems pretty sound to me.

  • Submitted by aengus on Jul 17, 10 at 7:44pm

    what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...except herpes that shit comes back with you

  • Submitted by shazer on Jun 29, 10 at 11:58am

    Your An idiot !!

  • Submitted by aliasspiff on Jun 27, 10 at 4:21pm

    What a dumb fuck...

  • Submitted by vman70 on Jun 26, 10 at 6:22pm

    Gross no it won't be prepared to get herpes if u do

  • Submitted by sydneyyyy on Jun 27, 10 at 1:21am

    What a fucking idiot. No you cannot do that.

  • Submitted by stevo313 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:35am

    See you are an embarassment to men every were how fuckin hard is it to always make sure you got one?

  • Submitted by fligidyflash on Jun 27, 10 at 4:53am text ever!!!

  • 47 99
    Submitted by fireflake12 on Nov 18, 10 at 10:28am

    I heard a story of a guy who was shoving starbursts into a girls vagina and then proceeding to eat them out. And one of the "starbursts happened to be a herpes sac.

  • Submitted by schlock on Jun 26, 10 at 11:45am

    To disinfect an area, start in the center and work you way out in a circular motion by gradually increasing the circumference. Iodine would work better and also give your penis a neat tint post-coitus but if she is allergic, clorox wipes should work fine.