do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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wait...so...he has time to text a friend and track down clorox wipes, but not time to track down a condom? herpes is for life, buddy.
This is why STDs exsist.
Person who sent this text needs to die. I'm sorry, but we don't need anything that stupid in the world's gene pool.
Sure! And be sure to eat her out after you use the wipe too. That way you won't get herpes in your mouth! Dumbass
This is what happens when we don't have uniform, widespread comprehensive sex education in schools. Christ alive. OP, why don't you try slipping some aspirin in her Coke to make sure she doesn't get pregnant, either? Moron.
Yup. Absolutely. And raping virgins cures HIV too.
You can put some tobasco or texas Pete on the head of your cock BEFORE penetration. This is a natural fungus killer. Good
I've done this plenty of times. You can actually save the clorox wipe for next time too. Completely your decision!
you've gotta be kidding me. stupid people are the reason the world goes round.
I hope you enjoy your herpes
As a female, I have to say that's painful just reading about it.
Do it! Feel the burn! (literally)
Herpes, that shit follows you everywhere
haha why would you bang a chick with herpes in the first place, condom or not?
probably have better luck rubbing chicken bones together and maybe throwing some dirt on the ol' vag...
Ok, first no with the clorox. Second u can get herpes with or without a condom even if ur partner doesn't have an outbreak. 1 in 4 Americans has herpes
What the fuck? Why would you ever want to fuck someone with herpes? That's sick.
try to teach this ass hole to wipe front to back
Don't do it!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Ouch!! Can you say burning coochie??
that is so gross. just dont do it.
Uh no! And it will prolly give her a yeast infection or bacterial vaginosis on top of her herpes as well as burn the shit out of her ulcers to where she couldn't bear having sex with your dumb ass
How hot was this chick that dumb ass was willing to risk it?
I have my own personal STD
Desperate times call for desperate measures
Ya never know
next time cut the pinky finger off a rubber glove to use for a condom,to be really safe spray it with some lysol
.....only in Fort Collins.
Omg!! I wonder if he is serious or mad some dumbshit up to get on tfln!! Regardless this is some dumb funny shit
Fuckin Colorado is fillin up texts tonight
Abort dumbass abort. For your stupid sake I hope your friends are smarter than you and pretty quick at answering texts
Owww my vagina just flinched thinking about that
No pain no game!
I think I can speak for a lot of women out there when I say: ouch.
Hahahaha funny sh!t haahahaha... So dumb
Bahahaha! Omfg!!!!! Moron!!!!
I poured clorox on a colored and it didn't disinfect it..
very nice, how much?
Eww. Just eww
What an idiot
Logic seems pretty sound to me.
Your An idiot !!
What a dumb fuck...
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...except herpes that shit comes back with you
Gross no it won't be prepared to get herpes if u do
See you are an embarassment to men every were how fuckin hard is it to always make sure you got one?
What a fucking idiot. No you cannot do that.
Shibby...best text ever!!!
I heard a story of a guy who was shoving starbursts into a girls vagina and then proceeding to eat them out. And one of the "starbursts happened to be a herpes sac.
To disinfect an area, start in the center and work you way out in a circular motion by gradually increasing the circumference. Iodine would work better and also give your penis a neat tint post-coitus but if she is allergic, clorox wipes should work fine.