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  • wait...so...he has time to text a friend and track down clorox wipes, but not time to track down a condom? herpes is for life, buddy.

    Submitted by bwr on Jun 26, 10 at 11:44am
  • This is why STDs exsist.

    Submitted by seal2bkl on Jun 26, 10 at 12:12pm
  • Person who sent this text needs to die. I'm sorry, but we don't need anything that stupid in the world's gene pool.

    Submitted by zealous on Jun 26, 10 at 11:40am
  • Sure! And be sure to eat her out after you use the wipe too. That way you won't get herpes in your mouth! Dumbass

    Submitted by jenpearce on Jun 26, 10 at 12:05pm
  • Yup. Absolutely. And raping virgins cures HIV too.

    Submitted by whocaresreally on Jun 26, 10 at 11:51am
  • This is what happens when we don't have uniform, widespread comprehensive sex education in schools. Christ alive. OP, why don't you try slipping some aspirin in her Coke to make sure she doesn't get pregnant, either? Moron.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Jun 26, 10 at 4:52pm
  • You can put some tobasco or texas Pete on the head of your cock BEFORE penetration. This is a natural fungus killer. Good

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jun 26, 10 at 1:58pm
  • I've done this plenty of times. You can actually save the clorox wipe for next time too. Completely your decision!

    Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 26, 10 at 11:51am
  • you've gotta be kidding me. stupid people are the reason the world goes round.

    Submitted by julieannpey on Jun 26, 10 at 11:38am
  • As a female, I have to say that's painful just reading about it.

    Submitted by sirrasirra on Jun 26, 10 at 5:58pm
  • I hope you enjoy your herpes

    Submitted by Knocky64 on Jun 26, 10 at 1:29pm
  • Do it! Feel the burn! (literally)

    Submitted by DrThumper on Jun 26, 10 at 5:27pm
  • Herpes, that shit follows you everywhere

    Submitted by adderallking on Jun 26, 10 at 2:03pm
  • haha why would you bang a chick with herpes in the first place, condom or not?

    Submitted by bigg_wes on Jun 26, 10 at 1:41pm
  • probably have better luck rubbing chicken bones together and maybe throwing some dirt on the ol' vag...

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 26, 10 at 9:46pm
  • Don't do it!

    Submitted by sayshhh on Jun 27, 10 at 2:37am
  • Ok, first no with the clorox. Second u can get herpes with or without a condom even if ur partner doesn't have an outbreak. 1 in 4 Americans has herpes

    Submitted by nurse2010 on Jun 26, 10 at 2:37pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 12:20pm
  • Ouch!! Can you say burning coochie??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 10:54pm
  • How hot was this chick that dumb ass was willing to risk it?

    Submitted by golfnaked on Jun 28, 10 at 11:37am
  • Uh no! And it will prolly give her a yeast infection or bacterial vaginosis on top of her herpes as well as burn the shit out of her ulcers to where she couldn't bear having sex with your dumb ass

    Submitted by bbygurlg388 on Jun 26, 10 at 7:44pm
  • try to teach this ass hole to wipe front to back

    Submitted by Premeau on Jun 26, 10 at 12:35pm
  • I have my own personal STD 

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 27, 10 at 2:37pm
  • that is so gross. just dont do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 27, 10 at 11:27pm
  • Ya never know

    Submitted by masterpnutz4 on Jun 26, 10 at 2:01pm
  • next time cut the pinky finger off a rubber glove to use for a condom,to be really safe spray it with some lysol

    Submitted by elpolloloco on Jun 27, 10 at 12:55am
  • DUMBASS

    Submitted by christiechaos on Jun 26, 10 at 5:04pm
  • What the fuck? Why would you ever want to fuck someone with herpes? That's sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Nope.

    Submitted by ashpoop on Jun 27, 10 at 4:42pm
  • Desperate times call for desperate measures

    Submitted by TheAwfulWaffle on Jun 26, 10 at 6:53pm
  • .....only in Fort Collins.

    Submitted by SiliconBean on Jun 26, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Omg!! I wonder if he is serious or mad some dumbshit up to get on tfln!! Regardless this is some dumb funny shit

    Submitted by 26 on Jun 26, 10 at 3:49pm
  • Fuckin Colorado is fillin up texts tonight

    Submitted by 3am on Jun 27, 10 at 2:35am
  • Owww my vagina just flinched thinking about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Abort dumbass abort. For your stupid sake I hope your friends are smarter than you and pretty quick at answering texts

    Submitted by anonanon123 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:22am
  • No pain no game!

    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 27, 10 at 3:23am
  • I think I can speak for a lot of women out there when I say: ouch.

    Submitted by omgitsrenee on Jun 26, 10 at 11:33pm
  • Bahahaha! Omfg!!!!! Moron!!!!

    Submitted by maynard on Jun 26, 10 at 12:05pm
  • Hahahaha funny sh!t haahahaha... So dumb

    Submitted by KickinItIn2o1o on Jul 4, 10 at 9:17pm
  • Eww. Just eww

    Submitted by writtenangel on Jun 26, 10 at 11:15pm
  • I poured clorox on a colored and it didn't disinfect it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 1:41am
  • very nice, how much?

    Submitted by jdilla on Jun 26, 10 at 11:25pm
  • What an idiot

    Submitted by cajun2u on Jun 26, 10 at 8:39pm
  • Logic seems pretty sound to me.

    Submitted by pacosanchez on Jun 26, 10 at 12:54pm
  • Your An idiot !!

    Submitted by shazer on Jun 29, 10 at 11:58am
  • What a dumb fuck...

    Submitted by aliasspiff on Jun 27, 10 at 4:21pm
  • what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...except herpes that shit comes back with you

    Submitted by aengus on Jul 17, 10 at 7:44pm
  • What a fucking idiot. No you cannot do that.

    Submitted by sydneyyyy on Jun 27, 10 at 1:21am
  • Gross no it won't be prepared to get herpes if u do

    Submitted by vman70 on Jun 26, 10 at 6:22pm
  • See you are an embarassment to men every were how fuckin hard is it to always make sure you got one?

    Submitted by stevo313 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:35am
  • Shibby...best text ever!!!

    Submitted by fligidyflash on Jun 27, 10 at 4:53am
  • I heard a story of a guy who was shoving starbursts into a girls vagina and then proceeding to eat them out. And one of the "starbursts happened to be a herpes sac.

    Submitted by fireflake12 on Nov 18, 10 at 10:28am
  • To disinfect an area, start in the center and work you way out in a circular motion by gradually increasing the circumference. Iodine would work better and also give your penis a neat tint post-coitus but if she is allergic, clorox wipes should work fine.

    Submitted by schlock on Jun 26, 10 at 11:45am