I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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Shit happens man
Still getting handjobs eh? What are you? 12?
Some guys have no chance of getting laid .
Is the "married sober woman" your mom?
Since when did beating off in the parking lot with your fleshlight amount to getting a handjob from a married women?
But who knows what this "sober married women" looks like.
Good old racine/kenosha
Imagine how that sober girl would act drunk, u might get another hand job, a blow job and sex in one night
1021, u can't get herpes from a handjob, fucktard.
That's pretty fucked up
Ha that's a bad break.
bestwit, virgin much?
A hot sober married woman hand/blowjob in a carpark during the day would be superb.
I hope you get herps
WTF usualy by 1 am you're too fucked up to remember shit! Is this guy keeping score or what? Probably why he's only getting a handjob.
It's true, some guys are completely don't luck put, my buddy had two chicks rubbin on him, took the one girl home and she puked all over him while making out on this bed...