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  • Submitted by machaveli2 on Apr 8, 10 at 3:28pm

    Shit happens man

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 8, 10 at 7:00pm

    But who knows what this "sober married women" looks like.

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    Submitted by fitbounce30 on Apr 8, 10 at 3:41pm

    Some guys have no chance of getting laid .

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    Submitted by cazzo on Apr 8, 10 at 7:32pm

    Since when did beating off in the parking lot with your fleshlight amount to getting a handjob from a married women?

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    Submitted by squibkick on Apr 8, 10 at 11:37pm

    Is the "married sober woman" your mom?

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    Submitted by sassymamma on Apr 8, 10 at 6:10pm

    Imagine how that sober girl would act drunk, u might get another hand job, a blow job and sex in one night

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 12:07am

    1021, u can't get herpes from a handjob, fucktard.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 7:25pm

    Still getting handjobs eh? What are you? 12?

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    Submitted by ohirawr on Apr 8, 10 at 3:36pm

    That's pretty fucked up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 3:23pm

    Good old racine/kenosha

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    Submitted by perpetualsuns on Apr 10, 10 at 1:44am

    Lol wth

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    Submitted by metalgear753 on Apr 8, 10 at 4:26pm

    Owned.

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    Submitted by jeffthecoolkid on Apr 8, 10 at 11:18pm

    bestwit, virgin much?

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    Submitted by amonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 10:29am

    A hot sober married woman hand/blowjob in a carpark during the day would be superb.

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    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Apr 8, 10 at 10:21pm

    I hope you get herps

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    Submitted by dylan12ak on Apr 8, 10 at 5:58pm

    Ha that's a bad break.

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    Submitted by DexedreinFTW on Apr 9, 10 at 12:19pm

    It's true, some guys are completely don't luck put, my buddy had two chicks rubbin on him, took the one girl home and she puked all over him while making out on this bed...

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    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 9, 10 at 1:55pm

    WTF usualy by 1 am you're too fucked up to remember shit! Is this guy keeping score or what? Probably why he's only getting a handjob.

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    Submitted by toadally on Apr 15, 10 at 1:29pm

    wisconsin chicks=trash

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    Submitted by amm123 on Apr 14, 10 at 8:38pm

    :)))

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    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 8, 10 at 4:26pm

    epic fail