I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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FINALLY!!! How many islamofascist shithole comments does it take to get a rise outta somebody?!? WTF!?! I mean, I know they're funny, because, well... I'm a funny mo fo, but still!
Right.... and your phone was convieniently within reach...... Not on the floor in your pants pocket
How r u texting right now?
Damn people need to fuckin chill. It is funny and I don't see where it has anything to do with race at all..find something that matters to bitch about.
Who said both hands had to be handcuffed?
It doesn't say he's still handcuffed to the bed, silly.
In islamofascist shithole, women are always left handcuffed to the bed and given three squares a day...
Three square kicks in the face that is.
It's compleatly possible to text while handcuffed. Trust me, i had to do it with both hands behind my back in the back of a police car...drunk, after totalling 2 cars. If I hadn't been able to, how else would my friends know which jail to bail me out of??
Niggas are stupid? I wish this app wasn't anonymous so I could find out who all you racist fucks are and beat your ass. I am a black
man from LA who just bought an itouch for my nephew. You think i want him reading this racist bullshit if he downloads this app. Racists go to he'll and burn there
soviet Russia joke fail :/ geese.
852 that's fucking uneccesary you fucking prick. I hope your asshole gets raped by an elephant
How are you texting jackass? Bullshit story
In Soviet Russia we light bed on fire after chaining dumb whores to bed.
sherlock holmes. ripped off.
Nobody said he was still handcuffed..
Wat is it wet on ur balls
Hey 11:37, you're a douche.
Sherlock Holmes is that you?
Yum... That's kinky as hell...
I agree with 3:03 and I'm a WHITE female!!! I hope all u pathetic racist sad excuses for human beings realize how incredibly ridiculous u ALLL look!! U all suck at life........ One day u will realize that people are people no matter what color..
You woke up handcuffed? Well for one how'd you get out to be able to send this message....
Funny if it's not fake..
Obviously they could of had one free hand....
Lol @ 7:08
Textin with ur toes or something?
How did you send the text???
NlGGERS are damn stupid
Shut up who cares if it's real or fake it's funny regardless
this is so fake it's ridiculous. Oh hey, I'm handcuffed to my bed, lemme just reach for my phone....GOT IT, now lemme send a text with perfect grammar about how insaaaane last night was to my friend, but it's not like this sort of thing doesn't happen all the time, cuz u kno. I'm so cool.
Ok maybe she got un tied then she texted
It's Sherlock Holmes
1:23, ur a lame excuse for a human being...
9:01. Comment fail. Goose.
Crazy how he woke up with his phone in his hand, too, huh? Either that or telekenesis is just that much easier to develop these days.
Why does everyone assume that his hands are not cuffed together? Or that it is impossible to text one handed? Anyone with any experience texting, can text one handed, iPhone or not. Besides the new iPhone's have an app for talk-texting.
In Soviet Russia, beds wake up handcuffed to you!
Lay off the booze. Just a tip.
Alcohol rocks prick
Ya he's trying to figure out how she/he WOKE UP handcuffed. Plus I have an iPhone and can txt perfectly well with one hand given if this person's phone was close enough
Not even joking that's the story I have to tell about when I lost my virginity
808 ur a tard there not a minority any more u jackass
Hey 11:37 I'm not sure I remember reading he had both hands handcuffed to his bed. And it's definately possible to text with one hand. So maybe next you think before u call something fake just because you have never been handcuffed to a bed. Don't worry you might get your chance someday. Diuche
Second and this shits hilarious !!
No he had a point nuggets are dumb
Try waking up naked and handcuffed to your bed with an ear-splitting hangover, worst hour and a half of my life
11:37, I don't know if you knew, but proper grammar is perfectly acceptable today. You should try it.
If they're naked and handcuffed...how would they have texted this?