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  • 68 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:00pm

    Nobody said he was still handcuffed..

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:45pm

    It doesn't say he's still handcuffed to the bed, silly.

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:26pm

    852 that's fucking uneccesary you fucking prick. I hope your asshole gets raped by an elephant

  • 68 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:52pm

    In islamofascist shithole, women are always left handcuffed to the bed and given three squares a day... Three square kicks in the face that is.

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:28pm

    Yum... That's kinky as hell...

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:42pm

    FINALLY!!! How many islamofascist shithole comments does it take to get a rise outta somebody?!? WTF!?! I mean, I know they're funny, because, well... I'm a funny mo fo, but still!

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:50pm

    Wat is it wet on ur balls

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:45pm

    Fake

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:48pm

    Damn people need to fuckin chill. It is funny and I don't see where it has anything to do with race at all..find something that matters to bitch about.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:16pm

    How r u texting right now?

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 9, 10 at 9:59pm

    kinky

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:03pm

    9:01. Comment fail. Goose.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:53pm

    Who said both hands had to be handcuffed?

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:40pm

    How are you texting jackass? Bullshit story

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:25am

    You woke up handcuffed? Well for one how'd you get out to be able to send this message....

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:59pm

    Textin with ur toes or something?

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:38am

    Right.... and your phone was convieniently within reach...... Not on the floor in your pants pocket

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:19pm

    Lol @ 7:08

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:22pm

    7:08 Ahhhahhahahha.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:49pm

    In Soviet Russia, beds wake up handcuffed to you!

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:21pm

    Why does everyone assume that his hands are not cuffed together? Or that it is impossible to text one handed? Anyone with any experience texting, can text one handed, iPhone or not. Besides the new iPhone's have an app for talk-texting.

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:04am

    No he had a point nuggets are dumb

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:03am

    Niggas are stupid? I wish this app wasn't anonymous so I could find out who all you racist fucks are and beat your ass. I am a black man from LA who just bought an itouch for my nephew. You think i want him reading this racist bullshit if he downloads this app. Racists go to he'll and burn there

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:01pm

    soviet Russia joke fail :/ geese.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:58am

    Hey 11:37, you're a douche.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:08pm

    Fuck. Last.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:28am

    1:23, ur a lame excuse for a human being...

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:06pm

    Lay off the booze. Just a tip.

    • 46 71
      Submitted by recyclops on Feb 9, 10 at 9:58pm

      Alcohol rocks prick

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:47pm

    Ok maybe she got un tied then she texted

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:23am

    NlGGERS are damn stupid

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:29pm

    It's compleatly possible to text while handcuffed. Trust me, i had to do it with both hands behind my back in the back of a police car...drunk, after totalling 2 cars. If I hadn't been able to, how else would my friends know which jail to bail me out of??

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:23am

    Not even joking that's the story I have to tell about when I lost my virginity

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:01am

    It's Sherlock Holmes

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:04pm

    First!

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:57am

    Shut up who cares if it's real or fake it's funny regardless

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:27pm

    Sherlock Holmes is that you?

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:56pm

    Try waking up naked and handcuffed to your bed with an ear-splitting hangover, worst hour and a half of my life

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:01pm

    Ya he's trying to figure out how she/he WOKE UP handcuffed. Plus I have an iPhone and can txt perfectly well with one hand given if this person's phone was close enough

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:06pm

    Second and this shits hilarious !!

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:57am

    I agree with 3:03 and I'm a WHITE female!!! I hope all u pathetic racist sad excuses for human beings realize how incredibly ridiculous u ALLL look!! U all suck at life........ One day u will realize that people are people no matter what color..

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:02pm

    Funny if it's not fake..

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:30pm

    FAKE.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:57pm

    303 word

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:33pm

    Crazy how he woke up with his phone in his hand, too, huh? Either that or telekenesis is just that much easier to develop these days.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:55am

    Obviously they could of had one free hand....

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:32am

    How did you send the text???

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:41am

    In Soviet Russia we light bed on fire after chaining dumb whores to bed.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by dearhillary on Feb 9, 10 at 11:29pm

    sherlock holmes. ripped off.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:37pm

    this is so fake it's ridiculous. Oh hey, I'm handcuffed to my bed, lemme just reach for my phone....GOT IT, now lemme send a text with perfect grammar about how insaaaane last night was to my friend, but it's not like this sort of thing doesn't happen all the time, cuz u kno. I'm so cool.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:07am

    Hey 11:37 I'm not sure I remember reading he had both hands handcuffed to his bed. And it's definately possible to text with one hand. So maybe next you think before u call something fake just because you have never been handcuffed to a bed. Don't worry you might get your chance someday. Diuche

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:42pm

    808 ur a tard there not a minority any more u jackass

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:02am

    If they're naked and handcuffed...how would they have texted this?

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:08am

    Douche. Dammit

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:14am

    11:37, I don't know if you knew, but proper grammar is perfectly acceptable today. You should try it.

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:45pm

    Fail