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  • FINALLY!!! How many islamofascist shithole comments does it take to get a rise outta somebody?!? WTF!?! I mean, I know they're funny, because, well... I'm a funny mo fo, but still!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:42pm
  • It doesn't say he's still handcuffed to the bed, silly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:45pm
  • Right.... and your phone was convieniently within reach...... Not on the floor in your pants pocket

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:38am
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:45pm
  • Nobody said he was still handcuffed..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:00pm
  • Damn people need to fuckin chill. It is funny and I don't see where it has anything to do with race at all..find something that matters to bitch about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:48pm
  • How r u texting right now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:16pm
  • Who said both hands had to be handcuffed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Yum... That's kinky as hell...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:28pm
  • In islamofascist shithole, women are always left handcuffed to the bed and given three squares a day... Three square kicks in the face that is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:52pm
  • kinky

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 9, 10 at 9:59pm
  • Lol @ 7:08

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:19pm
  • Wat is it wet on ur balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:50pm
  • 852 that's fucking uneccesary you fucking prick. I hope your asshole gets raped by an elephant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:26pm
  • Funny if it's not fake..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:02pm
  • How are you texting jackass? Bullshit story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:40pm
  • Textin with ur toes or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:59pm
  • 1:23, ur a lame excuse for a human being...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:28am
  • Niggas are stupid? I wish this app wasn't anonymous so I could find out who all you racist fucks are and beat your ass. I am a black man from LA who just bought an itouch for my nephew. You think i want him reading this racist bullshit if he downloads this app. Racists go to he'll and burn there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:03am
  • soviet Russia joke fail :/ geese.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:01pm
  • You woke up handcuffed? Well for one how'd you get out to be able to send this message....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:25am
  • 9:01. Comment fail. Goose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:03pm
  • Crazy how he woke up with his phone in his hand, too, huh? Either that or telekenesis is just that much easier to develop these days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:33pm
  • In Soviet Russia we light bed on fire after chaining dumb whores to bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:41am
  • Hey 11:37, you're a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:58am
  • 7:08 Ahhhahhahahha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:22pm
  • It's compleatly possible to text while handcuffed. Trust me, i had to do it with both hands behind my back in the back of a police car...drunk, after totalling 2 cars. If I hadn't been able to, how else would my friends know which jail to bail me out of??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Why does everyone assume that his hands are not cuffed together? Or that it is impossible to text one handed? Anyone with any experience texting, can text one handed, iPhone or not. Besides the new iPhone's have an app for talk-texting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Sherlock Holmes is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:27pm
  • NlGGERS are damn stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:23am
  • I agree with 3:03 and I'm a WHITE female!!! I hope all u pathetic racist sad excuses for human beings realize how incredibly ridiculous u ALLL look!! U all suck at life........ One day u will realize that people are people no matter what color..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:57am
  • sherlock holmes. ripped off.

    Submitted by dearhillary on Feb 9, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Obviously they could of had one free hand....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:55am
  • It's Sherlock Holmes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:01am
  • No he had a point nuggets are dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:04am
  • How did you send the text???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:32am
  • Shut up who cares if it's real or fake it's funny regardless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:57am
  • Lay off the booze. Just a tip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:06pm
  • 11:37, I don't know if you knew, but proper grammar is perfectly acceptable today. You should try it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:14am
  • Fuck. Last.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:08pm
  • Ok maybe she got un tied then she texted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:47pm
  • In Soviet Russia, beds wake up handcuffed to you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:49pm
  • Douche. Dammit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:08am
  • Try waking up naked and handcuffed to your bed with an ear-splitting hangover, worst hour and a half of my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:56pm
  • Ya he's trying to figure out how she/he WOKE UP handcuffed. Plus I have an iPhone and can txt perfectly well with one hand given if this person's phone was close enough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:01pm
  • First!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:04pm
  • Not even joking that's the story I have to tell about when I lost my virginity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:23am
  • 303 word

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:57pm
  • FAKE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Second and this shits hilarious !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:06pm
  • this is so fake it's ridiculous. Oh hey, I'm handcuffed to my bed, lemme just reach for my phone....GOT IT, now lemme send a text with perfect grammar about how insaaaane last night was to my friend, but it's not like this sort of thing doesn't happen all the time, cuz u kno. I'm so cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:37pm
  • Hey 11:37 I'm not sure I remember reading he had both hands handcuffed to his bed. And it's definately possible to text with one hand. So maybe next you think before u call something fake just because you have never been handcuffed to a bed. Don't worry you might get your chance someday. Diuche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:07am
  • If they're naked and handcuffed...how would they have texted this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:02am
  • 808 ur a tard there not a minority any more u jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:45pm