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  • 54 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:31pm

    Anyone would have done this, it would be different if it were like, bird shit or something. Yadada?

  • 52 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:20am

    that's not that bad. once while in the restroom in a college building, i spotted the familiar coding numbers on a pill on the floor. it was the numbering as adderall. i went against all better judgement, picked it up off the stall floor and popped it into my mouth. eww. you have nothing on me OP.

  • 48 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:42pm

    ALRIGHT, GUYS, WE GET IT. NEW HIGH/NEW LOW IS ANNOYING. And so are you. Fuck.

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:30pm

    how do these stupid ass texts get posted?

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:31pm

    i wouldve done the same. so sad.

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:47pm

    ^ Funnier than the actual text. By a lot.

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:16pm

    new high/new low= gayest fucking thing ever. not funny BEFORE this website, not funny after this website. stfu and kill yourself

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:02am

    this exact same text was posted recently. Boo!

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:57am

    1220 if you know the numbers on pills by memory that's scary. Unless you're a pharmacist.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:14pm

    STOP SAYING NEW/HIGH LOWWW!!!! hahhahaha @ 10:44......

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:45pm

    Seconded. Shut the FUCK up with "new high/low".

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:02pm

    Damn, that's gonna be one mellow colony.

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:30am

    im i the only 1 annoyed by the abuse of epic, new high and new low on this website???????

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:55am

    Are you sure it wasn't a "new high?" ..... I bet that was one chill little ant :)

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:50pm

    fucking right, why wouldnt u pop that shit

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:12am

    THIS JUST MADE ME CRAVE A ZANNY

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:13am

    Xanax is an anti-anxiety medication used for recreational purposes. Wtf kind of moron doesn't know this in 2009?

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:47am

    people just write 'witty' texts on purpose now so they can post it themselves on TFLN. this is example 1.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:21am

    xanax isn't an antidepressant

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:17pm

    haha 11:14, you mean new high/low... cause a high low REALLY makes a whole lot of sense....

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:10pm

    this is retaahhhded that is clearly the right thing to do in the situation

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:34pm

    who wouldn't have? its xanax and a fucking ant. retarded.

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:44pm

    what i wanna know is how bad txter's life has to be for the ants in their house to need anti-depressants...

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:19am

    so that ant tripped a little. he aint gonna hurt you.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:37am

    @12:13, go find a benzo, brush the ants off it, pop it and calm the fuck down.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:29am

    HAHA this is excellent

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:03pm

    10:44, you're awesome...I want to have your babies

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:12pm

    It would be a crime to waste a xanax over a little ant. Hell, I may even brush it off if a roach were to crawl over it. It would never cross my mind to throw it away! That's drug abuse!

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:10am

    that must have been pretty interesting for the ant.... a little nibble and then air born... i guess he flew twice

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:02am

    would of totally did the same lol

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:12am

    Little formic acid isn't gonna hurt anything. This texter just wanted to say the lame "New High, New Low" trend that's been going on.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by tswiftie on Apr 21, 10 at 7:08am

    Eww :P

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:48am

    man thats not that bad, i found vicodin on the ground in a casino and popped it in my mouth!

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:58pm

    ^^ love it!!! and yes it is better then the original

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 6:46pm

    That ants high as fuck

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:43am

    i wanna know more about the ant...i would've watched that fucker take the walk of death from kill bill.

  • 27 31
    Submitted by maryjane0305 on Aug 18, 11 at 7:19am

    Of course this would be in Fay town

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 4:51am

    Yeah I don't think that's a low man!!

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:06am

    how much of a zanny does it take for an Ant to OD??

  • 22 31
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Oct 31, 11 at 4:43am

    Hey, ants are a good source of protein. Pop that sucker!

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:28am

    haha, i wuda ate it too..but thinking of the high little ant is funnier

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:29pm

    nah, if you took it with the ant on it...thats a low