New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
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Anyone would have done this, it would be different if it were like, bird shit or something.
that's not that bad. once while in the restroom in a college building, i spotted the familiar coding numbers on a pill on the floor. it was the numbering as adderall. i went against all better judgement, picked it up off the stall floor and popped it into my mouth. eww. you have nothing on me OP.
im i the only 1 annoyed by the abuse of epic, new high and new low on this website???????
Damn, that's gonna be one mellow colony.
people just write 'witty' texts on purpose now so they can post it themselves on TFLN. this is example 1.
this is retaahhhded that is clearly the right thing to do in the situation
how do these stupid ass texts get posted?
HAHA this is excellent
i wouldve done the same. so sad.
ALRIGHT, GUYS, WE GET IT.
NEW HIGH/NEW LOW IS ANNOYING.
And so are you. Fuck.
who wouldn't have? its xanax and a fucking ant. retarded.
fucking right, why wouldnt u pop that shit
Seconded. Shut the FUCK up with "new high/low".
Xanax is an anti-anxiety medication used for recreational purposes. Wtf kind of moron doesn't know this in 2009?
what i wanna know is how bad txter's life has to be for the ants in their house to need anti-depressants...
new high/new low= gayest fucking thing ever. not funny BEFORE this website, not funny after this website. stfu and kill yourself
^^ love it!!! and yes it is better then the original
10:44, you're awesome...I want to have your babies
haha 11:14, you mean new high/low... cause a high low REALLY makes a whole lot of sense....
that must have been pretty interesting for the ant.... a little nibble and then air born... i guess he flew twice
how much of a zanny does it take for an Ant to OD??
Are you sure it wasn't a "new high?" ..... I bet that was one chill little ant :)
^ Funnier than the actual text. By a lot.
It would be a crime to waste a xanax over a little ant. Hell, I may even brush it off if a roach were to crawl over it. It would never cross my mind to throw it away! That's drug abuse!
@12:13, go find a benzo, brush the ants off it, pop it and calm the fuck down.
xanax isn't an antidepressant
THIS JUST MADE ME CRAVE A ZANNY
STOP SAYING NEW/HIGH LOWWW!!!!
hahhahaha @ 10:44......
1220 if you know the numbers on pills by memory that's scary. Unless you're a pharmacist.
would of totally did the same lol
this exact same text was posted recently. Boo!
Little formic acid isn't gonna hurt anything. This texter just wanted to say the lame "New High, New Low" trend that's been going on.
so that ant tripped a little. he aint gonna hurt you.
i wanna know more about the ant...i would've watched that fucker take the walk of death from kill bill.
man thats not that bad, i found vicodin on the ground in a casino and popped it in my mouth!
haha, i wuda ate it too..but thinking of the high little ant is funnier
nah, if you took it with the ant on it...thats a low
Of course this would be in Fay town
That ants high as fuck
Yeah I don't think that's a low man!!
Hey, ants are a good source of protein. Pop that sucker!