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  • that's not that bad. once while in the restroom in a college building, i spotted the familiar coding numbers on a pill on the floor. it was the numbering as adderall. i went against all better judgement, picked it up off the stall floor and popped it into my mouth. eww. you have nothing on me OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:20am
  • Anyone would have done this, it would be different if it were like, bird shit or something. Yadada?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:31pm
  • im i the only 1 annoyed by the abuse of epic, new high and new low on this website???????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:30am
  • Damn, that's gonna be one mellow colony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:02pm
  • people just write 'witty' texts on purpose now so they can post it themselves on TFLN. this is example 1.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:47am
  • i wouldve done the same. so sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Seconded. Shut the FUCK up with "new high/low".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:45pm
  • how do these stupid ass texts get posted?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:30pm
  • ALRIGHT, GUYS, WE GET IT. NEW HIGH/NEW LOW IS ANNOYING. And so are you. Fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:42pm
  • this is retaahhhded that is clearly the right thing to do in the situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:10pm
  • new high/new low= gayest fucking thing ever. not funny BEFORE this website, not funny after this website. stfu and kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:16pm
  • what i wanna know is how bad txter's life has to be for the ants in their house to need anti-depressants...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:44pm
  • HAHA this is excellent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:29am
  • who wouldn't have? its xanax and a fucking ant. retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:34pm
  • that must have been pretty interesting for the ant.... a little nibble and then air born... i guess he flew twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:10am
  • Xanax is an anti-anxiety medication used for recreational purposes. Wtf kind of moron doesn't know this in 2009?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:13am
  • ^ Funnier than the actual text. By a lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:47pm
  • haha 11:14, you mean new high/low... cause a high low REALLY makes a whole lot of sense....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:17pm
  • fucking right, why wouldnt u pop that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:50pm
  • how much of a zanny does it take for an Ant to OD??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:06am
  • ^^ love it!!! and yes it is better then the original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Are you sure it wasn't a "new high?" ..... I bet that was one chill little ant :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:55am
  • xanax isn't an antidepressant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:21am
  • It would be a crime to waste a xanax over a little ant. Hell, I may even brush it off if a roach were to crawl over it. It would never cross my mind to throw it away! That's drug abuse!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:12pm
  • @12:13, go find a benzo, brush the ants off it, pop it and calm the fuck down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:37am
  • THIS JUST MADE ME CRAVE A ZANNY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:12am
  • 10:44, you're awesome...I want to have your babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:03pm
  • 1220 if you know the numbers on pills by memory that's scary. Unless you're a pharmacist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:57am
  • Eww :P

    Submitted by tswiftie on Apr 21, 10 at 7:08am
  • so that ant tripped a little. he aint gonna hurt you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:19am
  • man thats not that bad, i found vicodin on the ground in a casino and popped it in my mouth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:48am
  • STOP SAYING NEW/HIGH LOWWW!!!! hahhahaha @ 10:44......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:14pm
  • this exact same text was posted recently. Boo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:02am
  • Little formic acid isn't gonna hurt anything. This texter just wanted to say the lame "New High, New Low" trend that's been going on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:12am
  • would of totally did the same lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:02am
  • i wanna know more about the ant...i would've watched that fucker take the walk of death from kill bill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:43am
  • Of course this would be in Fay town

    Submitted by maryjane0305 on Aug 18, 11 at 7:19am
  • That ants high as fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 6:46pm
  • haha, i wuda ate it too..but thinking of the high little ant is funnier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:28am
  • nah, if you took it with the ant on it...thats a low

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Yeah I don't think that's a low man!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 4:51am
  • Hey, ants are a good source of protein. Pop that sucker!

    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Oct 31, 11 at 4:43am