New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
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that's not that bad. once while in the restroom in a college building, i spotted the familiar coding numbers on a pill on the floor. it was the numbering as adderall. i went against all better judgement, picked it up off the stall floor and popped it into my mouth. eww. you have nothing on me OP.
Anyone would have done this, it would be different if it were like, bird shit or something.
Damn, that's gonna be one mellow colony.
im i the only 1 annoyed by the abuse of epic, new high and new low on this website???????
i wouldve done the same. so sad.
Seconded. Shut the FUCK up with "new high/low".
how do these stupid ass texts get posted?
people just write 'witty' texts on purpose now so they can post it themselves on TFLN. this is example 1.
new high/new low= gayest fucking thing ever. not funny BEFORE this website, not funny after this website. stfu and kill yourself
this is retaahhhded that is clearly the right thing to do in the situation
ALRIGHT, GUYS, WE GET IT.
NEW HIGH/NEW LOW IS ANNOYING.
And so are you. Fuck.
what i wanna know is how bad txter's life has to be for the ants in their house to need anti-depressants...
haha 11:14, you mean new high/low... cause a high low REALLY makes a whole lot of sense....
who wouldn't have? its xanax and a fucking ant. retarded.
THIS JUST MADE ME CRAVE A ZANNY
^ Funnier than the actual text. By a lot.
fucking right, why wouldnt u pop that shit
that must have been pretty interesting for the ant.... a little nibble and then air born... i guess he flew twice
Are you sure it wasn't a "new high?" ..... I bet that was one chill little ant :)
HAHA this is excellent
Xanax is an anti-anxiety medication used for recreational purposes. Wtf kind of moron doesn't know this in 2009?
It would be a crime to waste a xanax over a little ant. Hell, I may even brush it off if a roach were to crawl over it. It would never cross my mind to throw it away! That's drug abuse!
1220 if you know the numbers on pills by memory that's scary. Unless you're a pharmacist.
xanax isn't an antidepressant
10:44, you're awesome...I want to have your babies
^^ love it!!! and yes it is better then the original
man thats not that bad, i found vicodin on the ground in a casino and popped it in my mouth!
@12:13, go find a benzo, brush the ants off it, pop it and calm the fuck down.
this exact same text was posted recently. Boo!
so that ant tripped a little. he aint gonna hurt you.
how much of a zanny does it take for an Ant to OD??
would of totally did the same lol
Little formic acid isn't gonna hurt anything. This texter just wanted to say the lame "New High, New Low" trend that's been going on.
STOP SAYING NEW/HIGH LOWWW!!!!
hahhahaha @ 10:44......
haha, i wuda ate it too..but thinking of the high little ant is funnier
That ants high as fuck
i wanna know more about the ant...i would've watched that fucker take the walk of death from kill bill.
Of course this would be in Fay town
nah, if you took it with the ant on it...thats a low
Yeah I don't think that's a low man!!
Hey, ants are a good source of protein. Pop that sucker!