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  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:39am

    No, unfortunately I know someone who did that. Not to say they weren't a dumbass 13 year old, but still, it has happened.

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:23pm

    haha my roommate in college did that too. it took her 3 tries before she realized something was up

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:21pm

    ahhhhhh ahahahahahahaha ahhhhh hahahahahhahahahaha

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:21pm

    this is hilarious because everytime I hook up with a guy at school I wake up in the morning and I'm like "shit I wish I had my contact case" now I am kind of glad I don't bring it with me because this totally sounds like something I would think was a good idea. lmao

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:28am

    at no point because this is a load of shit and you are 13.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:00am

    OMG WHO THE FUCK CARES 7:51?!!

  • 63 63
    Submitted by lysaer90 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:35pm

    Maryland Morons strike again! Sounds like an awesome night before tho

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:05pm

    hahahah i was putting my contacts in the other day, and used the wrong solution and it burned and i wondered what would happen if i had accidently put vodka in haha too funny

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:06pm

    a snack for the road?

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:39am

    those two things shouldn't be in the same room, you are doing it all wrong

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:53pm

    My eyes burn just reading that.

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:54pm

    2:12 you must be a serious lightweight..

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:51pm

    this was posted in an article in FHM like 4 years ago

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:05pm

    that sounds so painful.

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:37pm

    vodka contacts? is that like beer goggles

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:48am

    oh my god.. that would burn

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:12am

    what, like half a shot?

  • 27 26
    Submitted by AtlantisXX on Feb 4, 12 at 5:42am

    Ouch, so painful, if in doubt just wear em.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:12am

    i've totally done this before. great way to sneak alcohol into college football games. lol

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:37pm

    Owwwwwchyyyy. That's painful

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:35pm

    GREAT night. Baad morning...