I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
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Im guessing Lisa was his sister?
incest a game the hole family can play
damn... your my hero
The fact you were able to get your hand in her pants without her freaking the fuck out makes this much more awkward...
maybe she thought it was Lisa's hand?
the only real question here....... was she hot?
Just what I was gonna say. I'd have done 4 of my 5 female cousins, before they were married.
thats atrociously disgusting you should maybe load a double barrel shotgun and off yourself. im sorry but your a loser.
If you honestly think that over what is most likely a joke then you are a sociopath who needs serious help.
Yep, his name should be: "dudeisuckathumour".\n\nCome on, I said _before_ they were married. Sheesh!\n\n:P
its only disgusting if they are fat.#nofatchicks
Yeah, but what was her excuse for enjoying it?
the real question is.. did you smell your fingers?
If you can't keep it in your pants...keep it in the family!
Today on Jerry Springer.
Not gonna lie, I am famous for doing that in my sleep. Friends, aquaintances... you can't hate on the subconscious
do it again son you'll like it
I got a second cousin. She's 18, 2 years older, but I would still ream her any day.
i like the person who said "so not a big deal. it happens. a bit embarrassing, but harmless." what the hell.. this does NOT happen. fucking weirdo
who the fuck rated this as a good night?
hey at least it's not your sister
Incest is wincest
My grandparents were first cousins and im not fucked up and my father isnt either.
Is no one concerned about the age of said cousin?
Only you Creeper
to 1:16: whenever my cousins visit me, i have one queen size bed and a tiny couch. not a big deal sharing a bed with a cousin, well, i guess until you start fingering them. then its a big deal haha
Of COURSE you're from New Jersey, shoulda known...
here's a fun fact...you made out with your sister!!!
lol at "did you semll your fingers?"
seriously. the cousin obviously liked it if she wasnt stopping it.
she might have been asleep
been there done that giggity!
ahahahaha funny shit!...hate the way the person doesnt explain himself though, so many q's to be aswered...bahaha still hilarious though!
if your cousin looks like your girlfriend i am more concerned about whether or not it was accidental that u two were sleeping in the same bed to begin with..
Cousin =redneck for fuck buddy
Insest is the best put family to the test. Hahaha
fingered my cousin once. of course didnt know it was my cousin til after the fact. still didnt care. she was a 10 outta 5.
probably would've kept something like this to myself. not texted it to someone.
Hopefully, she was asleep and nobody ever has to know...
you dumb shit, that aint a southern thing... look where he is from!! stupid yankees!!
The true debate on whether it was legal... first cousin or second cousin???
As long as it isn't your first cousin, the defects will be mild
"A bit embarrassing"? Try mortifying. For both parties...
Remind me to stay the hell
Away when your sleeping
I knew Jersey was corrupt especially in politics, but damn...
Most. Awkward. Moment. Ever.
1. how old was she.
2. why were you sleeping in the same bed?
and 3. clearly she enjoyed it since she didn't stop you and obviously realized what you were doing
this is why they make guest rooms lol...... and why people hire maids
armpit of America!! ohh Jersey...better yet, Jersey WOULD spread that event in a text and then online... dude. you were in your COUSIN'S PANTS.
been there done that, made a video though
It's not incest if she's already dead
wincest, hahahahahaha, love it!
Teehee! They're probably brother and sister or something, making it nonsexual and silly.\n\n Once my sister came home from college and sneaked into my room to surprise me as I was fapping to a solo abbywinters scene and I heard her go "ooh she's cute!" As she placed her hand on my cock which immediately came from the shock/fight or flight response to being caught. She laughed so hard she had to chew on her t-shirt to avoid mom and dad coming in the room to see what was going on, th
Is lisa your other cousin?
Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test!
you must live in Kansas.
Oh well I fucked my cousin when we were drunk n we passed out in her bed. Don't ask y I was in her bed either... If u ask me. She raped me!!... She's sexy as he'll though so o well!...lol
lmao my area code yesss
don't worry, its legal in some places.
This reminded me of Alex from all time low...
because his girlfriend's name is lisa.... but he's not from jersey.
Hahaha, this musta sucked!
What happened next?
is your cousin hot??
I actually laughed harder at the comments than the actual text.
what the hell... you just stick your hand down people pants while your sleeping... and i hope she wasnt like 8... sick shit
lol my area code. nice.
Definitely NOT a good night. A GREAT night ;)
Why the heck would you smell your fingers...
lol at im guessing lisa was his sister!! pmsl.. god u americans r sooo funi!! x
don't even lie. you didn't take your hand out. you tapped the shit out of that
This text made me go "eeehhhhhh!" Secondly, how dumb do you have to be to bet on an area code when the state/region has been clearly established?
Whats your cousin's number?
no one's words can do this message justice....I mean damn man....your talking bout your cousin
4.25, I didn't know people in Africa had computers. Your english is very good!
I would have hit that shit!
Did she like it? lol
So not a big deal. It happens. A bit embarrassing, but harmless.
1/1 million chance of defects for 3rd cousin
1/1997 chance of defects for 2nd cousin
1/11 chance of defects for 1st cousin
dont ask why i know those statistics
the biggest question is are you blood related? other wise its legit. weird. but legit
haha, the people in my state are awesome.
i seem to remembering practicing tongueing with my cousins- they were 2nd cousins though...
848 is an area code in new jersey...
No big deal I do it all the time and we love it
Well if u look in the wiled ull see that incest is a natural thing, and if ure christan then were ALL brothers and sis...... Thing that make u "hhummmmmm"
dude u got the coast right but ur like 6 states too north for that
11:24 probably chases the live stock around the farm. Christ, I'd still be washing that hand.
honestly, did you really have to share this?
I mean, honest mistake on his part. kinda fucked up that she didn't stop him. Most normal girls know when something, such as a hand, is going down south. you just don't let that happen, she probably liked it. LOL ew -gags-
dude if she's hot who cares. take her to Kentucky. incest is legal there
Way to keep it in the family ...
good old fashion incest, what our southern states are based on...god bless america!!!
Incest is best when kept in the family.
Hey it all depends. Is she your first cousin? Hahaha. Damn that's fucked up.
your life is fucked up. you just don't know it yet.
Must be from Varginia.
sounds like she didn't stop ya ;)
I guess its w.e lmao wish i wasetn anonymous
Okay, it's official. Soooo never going to Jersey. You guys are some dirty mother fuckers.
What our southern states are based on? Dumbass this guy is from New Jersey!
Hate when that happens *looks away..*
I'm curious why you were even sleeping in the same bed as your cousin... i feel like after the age of 8 that is not ok
what's wrong with that? is she at least hot? i fucked my younger 3rd cousin like a week ago. i may have memories of her as a little baby, but if you saw her now all you guys would understand
Gotta say, I know a girl who has had sex with her cousin. Yes. Really. This is still gross...
was she at least hot?
Don't ask don't tell!!
THAT IS AN AMAZING NIGHT
WHAT THE HELL MAN, GO FOR IT
been there, done that. didnt have a girl friend at the time, and wasnt asleep, 4th cousin, ALL HAIL THE SOUTH! (georgia)
I agree with 8:46. Only in Jersey...
Good luck explaining the mornin wood ;D
Nice hoo cares o did she like it I bet she did. Did u finger her a little
As long as the mistake has been made, might as well finish the job.
why were you sleeping with your cousin...
Wow. Happen to me last night haha
giggity giggity goo!!!!! heh heh alRight ;-p
Bet five that 848 is an Arkansas area code...
It was a joke, genius.
9:19 loooool loved that shit
That registers well as an FML
Just fist pump all your incest away, to bad the situation's parents didn't take my advice
If you live in Arkansas, then you're probably somewhere between the 5th and 12th cousin at bat.
I love fucking my mom right up her ass.
haha oh shit this makes me want to puke up the cookies i just ate & laugh at the same time...
something is wrong about that.
if all parties consent, there is nothing wrong with incest.
God, I hope that was sarcasm.
Incest is wincest!
haha is she hot? its only incest if ppl find out ;D
Welcome to Alabama, everyone.
Well did she complain?
9:43...it's New Jersey. Where's my money?
The real question is, WHERE'S THE H2SO4!
thats wincest right there
Oh man that sucks
Cousins are ok. They're DNA is different enough from yours.
There's no shame in that... Ethically wrong... But sexually right.
Absolutely nothing wrong with this as long as it's a distant cousin.
Hope you were drunk. Either way that's just wrong.
Very few cultures view cousins having sex as incest. The only reason we do is... actually, we really don't have a good reason to. It was just decided one day that cousins having sex is incest. It's especially odd since people in the US don't generally think of their cousins when they think of family.\n\nTL;DR: Stop saying, "EWWWW GROSS." It kind of proves that you really can't think beyond what you've been told. I wouldn't do any of my cousins, but I don't hold it agai
If she freaks out, you were asleep and didn't know so she can't get mad. If she doesn't, great way to start the day. Win-win.
That's going to be a REALLY awkward family reunion...
4743 people are fucked up in the head. Go castrate yourself with a hot iron rod. Playing in traffic is an equally good alternative.
Haha fucking epic.