I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
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Im guessing Lisa was his sister?
incest a game the hole family can play
damn... your my hero
The fact you were able to get your hand in her pants without her freaking the fuck out makes this much more awkward...
maybe she thought it was Lisa's hand?
the only real question here....... was she hot?
Just what I was gonna say. I'd have done 4 of my 5 female cousins, before they were married.
thats atrociously disgusting you should maybe load a double barrel shotgun and off yourself. im sorry but your a loser.
If you honestly think that over what is most likely a joke then you are a sociopath who needs serious help.
Yep, his name should be: "dudeisuckathumour".\n\nCome on, I said _before_ they were married. Sheesh!\n\n:P
its only disgusting if they are fat.#nofatchicks
Yeah, but what was her excuse for enjoying it?
the real question is.. did you smell your fingers?
If you can't keep it in your pants...keep it in the family!
Today on Jerry Springer.
Not gonna lie, I am famous for doing that in my sleep. Friends, aquaintances... you can't hate on the subconscious
do it again son you'll like it
i like the person who said "so not a big deal. it happens. a bit embarrassing, but harmless." what the hell.. this does NOT happen. fucking weirdo
I got a second cousin. She's 18, 2 years older, but I would still ream her any day.
who the fuck rated this as a good night?
Incest is wincest
hey at least it's not your sister
My grandparents were first cousins and im not fucked up and my father isnt either.
Is no one concerned about the age of said cousin?
Only you Creeper
to 1:16: whenever my cousins visit me, i have one queen size bed and a tiny couch. not a big deal sharing a bed with a cousin, well, i guess until you start fingering them. then its a big deal haha
seriously. the cousin obviously liked it if she wasnt stopping it.
she might have been asleep
Of COURSE you're from New Jersey, shoulda known...
lol at "did you semll your fingers?"
been there done that giggity!
ahahahaha funny shit!...hate the way the person doesnt explain himself though, so many q's to be aswered...bahaha still hilarious though!
here's a fun fact...you made out with your sister!!!
if your cousin looks like your girlfriend i am more concerned about whether or not it was accidental that u two were sleeping in the same bed to begin with..
Cousin =redneck for fuck buddy
fingered my cousin once. of course didnt know it was my cousin til after the fact. still didnt care. she was a 10 outta 5.
probably would've kept something like this to myself. not texted it to someone.
Insest is the best put family to the test. Hahaha
Hopefully, she was asleep and nobody ever has to know...
you dumb shit, that aint a southern thing... look where he is from!! stupid yankees!!
As long as it isn't your first cousin, the defects will be mild
The true debate on whether it was legal... first cousin or second cousin???
"A bit embarrassing"? Try mortifying. For both parties...
Remind me to stay the hell
Away when your sleeping
1. how old was she.
2. why were you sleeping in the same bed?
and 3. clearly she enjoyed it since she didn't stop you and obviously realized what you were doing
Most. Awkward. Moment. Ever.
I knew Jersey was corrupt especially in politics, but damn...
this is why they make guest rooms lol...... and why people hire maids
armpit of America!! ohh Jersey...better yet, Jersey WOULD spread that event in a text and then online... dude. you were in your COUSIN'S PANTS.
been there done that, made a video though
wincest, hahahahahaha, love it!
Teehee! They're probably brother and sister or something, making it nonsexual and silly.\n\n Once my sister came home from college and sneaked into my room to surprise me as I was fapping to a solo abbywinters scene and I heard her go "ooh she's cute!" As she placed her hand on my cock which immediately came from the shock/fight or flight response to being caught. She laughed so hard she had to chew on her t-shirt to avoid mom and dad coming in the room to see what was going on, th
It's not incest if she's already dead
Is lisa your other cousin?
Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test!
you must live in Kansas.
Oh well I fucked my cousin when we were drunk n we passed out in her bed. Don't ask y I was in her bed either... If u ask me. She raped me!!... She's sexy as he'll though so o well!...lol
don't worry, its legal in some places.
lmao my area code yesss
I actually laughed harder at the comments than the actual text.
is your cousin hot??
what the hell... you just stick your hand down people pants while your sleeping... and i hope she wasnt like 8... sick shit
What happened next?
This text made me go "eeehhhhhh!" Secondly, how dumb do you have to be to bet on an area code when the state/region has been clearly established?
Why the heck would you smell your fingers...
lol my area code. nice.
don't even lie. you didn't take your hand out. you tapped the shit out of that
This reminded me of Alex from all time low...
because his girlfriend's name is lisa.... but he's not from jersey.
Hahaha, this musta sucked!
Definitely NOT a good night. A GREAT night ;)
lol at im guessing lisa was his sister!! pmsl.. god u americans r sooo funi!! x
Whats your cousin's number?
no one's words can do this message justice....I mean damn man....your talking bout your cousin
4.25, I didn't know people in Africa had computers. Your english is very good!
I would have hit that shit!
Did she like it? lol
1/1 million chance of defects for 3rd cousin
1/1997 chance of defects for 2nd cousin
1/11 chance of defects for 1st cousin
dont ask why i know those statistics
haha, the people in my state are awesome.
i seem to remembering practicing tongueing with my cousins- they were 2nd cousins though...
the biggest question is are you blood related? other wise its legit. weird. but legit
848 is an area code in new jersey...
Well if u look in the wiled ull see that incest is a natural thing, and if ure christan then were ALL brothers and sis...... Thing that make u "hhummmmmm"
So not a big deal. It happens. A bit embarrassing, but harmless.
No big deal I do it all the time and we love it
dude if she's hot who cares. take her to Kentucky. incest is legal there
I mean, honest mistake on his part. kinda fucked up that she didn't stop him. Most normal girls know when something, such as a hand, is going down south. you just don't let that happen, she probably liked it. LOL ew -gags-
dude u got the coast right but ur like 6 states too north for that
Way to keep it in the family ...
honestly, did you really have to share this?
good old fashion incest, what our southern states are based on...god bless america!!!
Incest is best when kept in the family.
11:24 probably chases the live stock around the farm. Christ, I'd still be washing that hand.
your life is fucked up. you just don't know it yet.
Okay, it's official. Soooo never going to Jersey. You guys are some dirty mother fuckers.
sounds like she didn't stop ya ;)
I guess its w.e lmao wish i wasetn anonymous
What our southern states are based on? Dumbass this guy is from New Jersey!
Must be from Varginia.
Hey it all depends. Is she your first cousin? Hahaha. Damn that's fucked up.
Hate when that happens *looks away..*
what's wrong with that? is she at least hot? i fucked my younger 3rd cousin like a week ago. i may have memories of her as a little baby, but if you saw her now all you guys would understand
was she at least hot?
Gotta say, I know a girl who has had sex with her cousin. Yes. Really. This is still gross...
I'm curious why you were even sleeping in the same bed as your cousin... i feel like after the age of 8 that is not ok
THAT IS AN AMAZING NIGHT
WHAT THE HELL MAN, GO FOR IT
been there, done that. didnt have a girl friend at the time, and wasnt asleep, 4th cousin, ALL HAIL THE SOUTH! (georgia)
Don't ask don't tell!!
Good luck explaining the mornin wood ;D
why were you sleeping with your cousin...
I agree with 8:46. Only in Jersey...
Nice hoo cares o did she like it I bet she did. Did u finger her a little
Wow. Happen to me last night haha
giggity giggity goo!!!!! heh heh alRight ;-p
As long as the mistake has been made, might as well finish the job.
Bet five that 848 is an Arkansas area code...
9:19 loooool loved that shit
It was a joke, genius.
That registers well as an FML
Just fist pump all your incest away, to bad the situation's parents didn't take my advice
If you live in Arkansas, then you're probably somewhere between the 5th and 12th cousin at bat.
haha oh shit this makes me want to puke up the cookies i just ate & laugh at the same time...
something is wrong about that.
I love fucking my mom right up her ass.
if all parties consent, there is nothing wrong with incest.
God, I hope that was sarcasm.
Incest is wincest!
9:43...it's New Jersey. Where's my money?
Welcome to Alabama, everyone.
haha is she hot? its only incest if ppl find out ;D
Well did she complain?
thats wincest right there
The real question is, WHERE'S THE H2SO4!
Oh man that sucks
Cousins are ok. They're DNA is different enough from yours.
There's no shame in that... Ethically wrong... But sexually right.
Absolutely nothing wrong with this as long as it's a distant cousin.
Hope you were drunk. Either way that's just wrong.
Very few cultures view cousins having sex as incest. The only reason we do is... actually, we really don't have a good reason to. It was just decided one day that cousins having sex is incest. It's especially odd since people in the US don't generally think of their cousins when they think of family.\n\nTL;DR: Stop saying, "EWWWW GROSS." It kind of proves that you really can't think beyond what you've been told. I wouldn't do any of my cousins, but I don't hold it agai
That's going to be a REALLY awkward family reunion...
If she freaks out, you were asleep and didn't know so she can't get mad. If she doesn't, great way to start the day. Win-win.
4743 people are fucked up in the head. Go castrate yourself with a hot iron rod. Playing in traffic is an equally good alternative.
Haha fucking epic.