Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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Ummmm, so did you mistake the lube for the hand sanitizer, or the hand sanitizer for the lube? Hahaha. :)
did you subconsciously do it on purpose cause after rubbing one off.... you feel dirty?!
Getting tired of the same old same old texts oooh I mistaked "xxxxxxx" for lube. Stop being retarded and fucking read the label.
BEST LINE EVER!!!
and I guess I'll have to correct my own mistake ^^ *thinks* before someone else yells at me and I get sent to the dunce corner
can we get some new subject matter on here already? the same 10 topics or so get recycled over and overrrrrr.
Astroglide and toothpaste..
@ 12:05PM: Well, at least it's clean.
fuck everyone that things this shit is a goddamn grammar lesson
Sand? >< Vagina.
Vagina? >< Sand.
I believe you know each other!
I think what she's trying th say is that true love is blind.
12:50 billy madison
9:32 ur a dumbass for not knowing that was from billy madison
12:50 I think I'm in love with you!
not 12:47.... I meant 12:54 :)
ok.. i'm awake now. :-(