Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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Ummmm, so did you mistake the lube for the hand sanitizer, or the hand sanitizer for the lube? Hahaha. :)
did you subconsciously do it on purpose cause after rubbing one off.... you feel dirty?!
Getting tired of the same old same old texts oooh I mistaked "xxxxxxx" for lube. Stop being retarded and fucking read the label.
BEST LINE EVER!!!
and I guess I'll have to correct my own mistake ^^ *thinks* before someone else yells at me and I get sent to the dunce corner
can we get some new subject matter on here already? the same 10 topics or so get recycled over and overrrrrr.
fuck everyone that things this shit is a goddamn grammar lesson
Astroglide and toothpaste..
Sand? >< Vagina.
Vagina? >< Sand.
I believe you know each other!
@ 12:05PM: Well, at least it's clean.
12:50 billy madison
9:32 ur a dumbass for not knowing that was from billy madison
12:50 I think I'm in love with you!
I think what she's trying th say is that true love is blind.
not 12:47.... I meant 12:54 :)
ok.. i'm awake now. :-(