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  • In soviet russia, you learn how to google via squirting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:05pm
  • People ACTUALLY think squirting is pissing? Get off of this site if you're in fucking middle school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:16pm
  • I'm pretty sure I've seen the video that you're speaking of... and it teaches you to masturbate while pressing down on your bladder, which makes you URINATE, not squirt. Most of the squirting seen in porn IS URINATION. The person above who said only a certain % of girls can actually squirt is correct... and it is an involuntary action, not something that can be taught. The stupidity on TFLN astounds me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:41pm
  • How far can you squirt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:20pm
  • 429 it's not really up to you if the girl squirts... 438 I think you're misinformed lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:48pm
  • It's not piss and you CAN learn tricks to stimulate yourself to that point, although whether you actualy squirt after that depends on the individual. But squirting is considered the highest form of sexual pleasure for women from their partners. Take that from a lesbian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Squirting CAN be taught. It is about hitting the right spot, but not every girl can do it herself. It ISN'T pee. Someone WAS correct when they said a lot of squirting in porn IS pee. However, girls like Cytheria DO naturally squirt. And once you know the spot to hit, you can do it easily. It ISNT pushing on your bladder. And if you ask any guy who has had a girl really squirt and who has tasted it will tell you it isn't pee. I find it funny how uneducated people are, especially men about a womans body.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:14pm
  • I don't squirt? So wth am I doun wrong?? And I play with myself but never squirted!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:14pm
  • 4:38 you must not be able to make a girl squirt that's why you think that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:49pm
  • I can do it sometimes, its involuntary and I didnt think it was that big of a deal until my boyfriend did it to me and he flipped out cuz he thought it was so hott. (and readinng you guys argue about it.) As far as he knows its not just him that can do it though. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:46pm
  • I learned from my boyfriend. -Gemma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:10pm
  • I checked and could not find any legitimate info proving female ejaculation. Fluid can be produced but no one can prove it isn't just pee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:42pm
  • I did it once and cried afterwards and told my boyfriend not to judge me LOL it was the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me....but I'm not gonna lie. It was amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:26pm
  • I do it and it's amazing!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Right hand.. Lay next to her.. Thumb on the clit, index and pointer finger curled up.. Hit a rhythm where you keep hitting the roof of her pussy and don't be gentle. Her breathing will change and so will her pussy muscles. Keep pulling up and brace yourself... Don't stop till she's had enough. There you go guys: My holiday gift to you all. Have fun experimenting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:22pm
  • I did this one girl who didn't warn me that she was a squirter... messiest surprise ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:28pm
  • You can learn lots from google and porn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Wow, that makes life good for you? Your life must be shit....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:03pm
  • I can both volutarily and involutarily squirt, so I can say, voluntary squirt = pee, involuntary = cum. The cum does have a sweeter smell and is a bit thicker. Female cum is released by the Skenes glands (thank you to my OB/GYN for explaining this gem), not the bladder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:53am
  • had an ex that used to squirt every time we fucked (it's not piss, don't care what anyone says.... if it's piss, it's not squirting...) it was her only redeaming quality BTW....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:19pm
  • squirt on my face!!! and then i'll cum on yours!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Some people here do not know what this means...squirting is when girls jizz violently. And you can't "learn" how. Only a certain % of girls can do it and it's not controllable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:31pm
  • How far can you squirt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:23am
  • That is fuckin sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:49pm
  • My fav porn star Annie Cruz is the best squirter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Nice! I love a girl that likes trying new things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Im likin it so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Kudos, 10:06. Big Brother? Really? Shoulda quit while you were ahead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Girls can ejaculate... Just not like guys...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:57pm
  • What gland produces liquid like that and with so much force?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:23pm
  • 10:16 I'm convinced your the dumbest fucker alive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:54pm
  • it's the brain....this is ALL made up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:30pm
  • It's the skenes gland that produces it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:09pm
  • I love it when a girl squirts all over everything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:01pm
  • I have two friends that can squirt. I saw it right up close. definitely was not urine...definitely...know for a damn fact....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:00pm
  • 7:28 I have had the same experience

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:40pm
  • lol.....sad but true, me too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:58pm
  • 1121 there is no 1025 hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:37pm
  • I think I have an erection

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:14pm
  • My nipples they hurt they hurt when i twist them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:32pm
  • You're just pissing. And guys need to realize that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:26pm
  • 10:22 gotta love that "uring"....retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:06am
  • Oh, so you learned how to pee?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:19pm
  • Google taught me it as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:31pm
  • 10:25... HEYYYY!!! hahahahahah you must be proooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:21pm
  • its clear and it doesn't smell like pee, its a neutral smell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:46am
  • What if I'm lefthanded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:31pm
  • I'am embarassed that this happens in MA...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:56pm
  • It's not urine. They taste totally different. I had a girlfriend who squirted all the time; she'd do it on my face. It turned me on a ton, and it had a taste almost like almonds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:25pm
  • 846 how massive are we talking here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:04pm
  • 9:04 about 10 inch and pretty thick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Urgh I hate squirting, i try so hard not to but I still do. And it isn't pee, let's just say I did an experiment with blue Gatorade

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:25pm
  • People seriously still believe that is piss? Please join us in this century, uneducated pricks:\n\nThe previously accepted notion that all fluid expelled during a woman's orgasm is urine is now being challenged. Sexologists must take care not to assume now that any fluid produced at orgasm is "female ejaculate".\n\nHowever, scientific studies from the 1980s and later have demonstrated that the substance produced is distinct from urine, though it does show similarities such as alkalinity.

    Submitted by lulzwut on Mar 4, 10 at 4:17pm
  • I love poundin pussy til it squirts...so messy though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:29pm
  • 1050 screaming/moaning/gasping can b involentery if a girl is really turned on. Don't be embarresed, it means ur doing something really fucking well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:34am
  • @12:18 nice try there bud, but you're a fucking moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:01am
  • 7:35 you can't pretend to be an authority on anything when you send people to Wiki. Anyone can make shit up and put it on Wiki. Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:55pm
  • 10:16 you are an idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:02am
  • I was doing this chick and some brown stuff came out of her ass but it wasn't shit. It had a more neutral smell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:09pm
  • as a guy, I could honestly care less if a girl squirts or not. as long as I get my chance to "squirt" some cum. life is good. besides who wants to clean piss off a ceiling? I have enough trouble with my toilet seat. motherfuckyaaa :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:31pm
  • ARE YOU SERIOUS?! o-M-G!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:46pm
  • its not pee, listen from a girl who has squirted. its does not look nor smell like pee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:37am
  • My cock is so hard from this I could make someone squirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:59am
  • I always try and it never works for me. I want to so badly. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:44pm
  • 451 you can teach me ;) hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:02pm
  • I could have taught you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I wish I can learn to squirt too. I can never learnthat trick ;/ ladies feel free to give me pointers lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:08pm
  • 9:54... That big brother remark voided any authority your statement had.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Can a massive penis make it easier to squirt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Need someone to practice on?

    Submitted by rpb81908 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:59am
  • MD student here specializing in OB. Some women can ejaculate but it's very very rare and often does not look anything like a male ejaculating. 99% of what you see on porn or even in person is urination. Whomever said to get off this site because it's not urine is clearly uneducated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Make a video and share.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Squirting is fake. The bitch just fills her cooch up with liquid and she just holds it in. The she pushes out the liquid on cue. End of story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:16am
  • Wonderful fucking talent your ready for the stripper stage jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:07am
  • even if it was urine, whats wrong with some golden showers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:21am
  • Why do girls scream when I fuck em, kinda embarrassing since I live in apartments. is screaming involuntary?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:50pm
  • give me the name of the female body part that produces fluid in such large quantities

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Amen it's not learned and most girls just piss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:59pm
  • I can confirm that it is nit piss. It does "cum" from the vagina. And no, I am not a woman. Just a man who has made his girlfriend do it many times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:20am
  • Local number lol I'd like meet this girl haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:51pm
  • she probably just got done with a gang bang and her pussy was full of cum. A little stroking to relax the muscles and she let loose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:10am
  • 6:05 = FAIL in soviet russia, squirting googles YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:49am
  • 7:43 needs to eat a big one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:44am
  • I've never done that, but want to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:04pm
  • Dude, I have googled it and read about it and asked friends... WTF.. How do you squirt.. I wanna know how to do that on demand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:22am
  • 12:18 so when men cum it's piss too because it "cums" out the same way, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:32am
  • Yes, it is just urine. Women do not ejaculate. Some of you people are really ignorant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Need someone to practice on?

    Submitted by rpb81908 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:00am
  • 9:02 ur place or mine haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:13pm
  • I made a chick squirt over and over in an hour.. Hard squirting too. Was amazing and def not urine. One of the hottest things ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:15pm
  • squirt in my mouth please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:55pm
  • If i am willing to let you squirt on my face why wont you let me cum on yours?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:13pm
  • google tought you how to pee??? How did you make it this far in life without peeing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:45pm
  • what does it look and smell like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:42am
  • I accidentally learned how to squirt from playing around, how stupid are you that you need google to learn how to google yourself right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:42pm
  • People who are saying "squirting happens when you hit the gspot" and "it's not urine" are stupid because when you hit the gspot it puts pressure on the bladder sometimes causing a release of uring...aka "squirting"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:22pm
  • It's called female ejaculation, and the juice tht us squirted is the equivent to male semen jus without swimmers. The only way a girl cab squirt is from having her g spot stimulated. It tajes a special technique cus it's located on the front vaginal wall near her stomach, and a girl has to b really really turned on and relaxed for her to have this intense release. I'm studying to be a dr thts the how how I kno this stuff, hope it clears up some things ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:26am
  • The OP is googling to learn how to pee while she cums. Fucking gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:44pm
  • I could have taught you that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:43pm
  • I've had a girl cum on me and that was cool but if a girl squirts on me that would definitely ruin the mood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:52pm
  • I'm 4:38 I realize some girls squirt when they cumm and that's cool but girls who "learn" to squirt are talking about pissing cause u don't learn to make yourself squirt when you cumm it's something you do or don't it's not learned all girls cumm and when they do it's just a little some girls cumm alot that's like me saying I can learn to cumm where I shoot all the way to the ceiling everytime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:41pm
  • 8:14 i loooove cytherea she is so fucking hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:31am
  • Hmm...none of the bitches answered the question on what causes the squirt. Wonder why???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 6:41pm
  • I could teach any guy how to make a chick squirt over and over..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:12pm
  • You guys make my northpole go south

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:25am
  • Anyone that says it's piss needs to get laid more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:52am
  • adding to this, the most usual trigger is g spot stimulation nothing you 'learn' to do sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesnt. and big deal anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:13pm
  • thats great ha you should talk to me ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:16pm
  • I love makin pussys squirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Come squrit over my place it will be fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Most definitely not piss...and it can be learned. What you see in porn is generally not real...I don't know, every woman's body is different so I suppose it is possible for some women to really "gush" like you see, but real squirting is not normally such a huge eruption. I am "learning" myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:44am
  • oh weird i squirt, i didn't know it was rare.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Go read Wiki. You squirters are just peeing yourselves. THAT sure is sexy, isn't it? I guess when you shit yourself after anal that's more feminine ejaculation, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Bitch needs a good old donkey punch and a kick to the cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Sqirtin is just piss a girl pisses on me and i'd punch her in the face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:38pm