Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
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I got donkey punched after falling asleep
No problem.....i'm sure your partner finished anyway.
hahaha way to rep maryland.
I had to ask a guy that once...hah.
i think this may actually be my text
It's really bad when the guy passes out! Uh, ever tried to lift dead weight off you and out of you?
its happened to my on more than one occasion but waking up is great
I actually was pretty sure this was a text from me until i saw the area code
happened to me recently...it was actually more funny than anything.
I AM AN EPITOMEEE OF THIS. lol hes no longer talkn to me.
try farting during sex....thats the worst. instant mood killer, well for her it was. i laughed.
iiiii think i know who this is ;) haha
I've done it twice to the same girl...Needless to say, we aren't talking and she moved away. I have became friends with a girl she tended bar with in Maryland. She asked if I had did that and "______" put the word out that I did. Totally denied, ended up hooking up with the friend and doing the same thing! Classic...
what's even better is starting when your wife is asleep and waking her up
sometimes, I don't even bother my wife
never get married
hah. a boy passed out once when we were fucking. i wriggled out from under him, took off his condom, pulled up his boxers, and drank the rest of the vodka before falling asleep next to him.
we're dating now.
wow i did that.. and thats my area code.... haha
aah!! I have a 443 number too!!
Hahah did that with my girlfriend. I came to with her trying to dress me hahha
No shit, this happened to me. Girlfriend said, at that special moment, "if you're going to stick that THING in MY ASS I'm going to need more gin." She took another huge drink, we began, and she passed out.
And yes, of course I finished.