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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:19pm

    No problem.....i'm sure your partner finished anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:54am

    try farting during sex....thats the worst. instant mood killer, well for her it was. i laughed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 11:58am

    I got donkey punched after falling asleep

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:48pm

    i think this may actually be my text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:02pm

    I had to ask a guy that once...hah.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 11:50am

    It's really bad when the guy passes out! Uh, ever tried to lift dead weight off you and out of you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 9:14pm

    hahaha way to rep maryland.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:03pm

    its happened to my on more than one occasion but waking up is great

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:09pm

    I actually was pretty sure this was a text from me until i saw the area code

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:41am

    happened to me recently...it was actually more funny than anything.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:30pm

    I AM AN EPITOMEEE OF THIS. lol hes no longer talkn to me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:00am

    iiiii think i know who this is ;) haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:38pm

    I've done it twice to the same girl...Needless to say, we aren't talking and she moved away. I have became friends with a girl she tended bar with in Maryland. She asked if I had did that and "______" put the word out that I did. Totally denied, ended up hooking up with the friend and doing the same thing! Classic...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:24pm

    what's even better is starting when your wife is asleep and waking her up allegedly sometimes, I don't even bother my wife never get married

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:29am

    hah. a boy passed out once when we were fucking. i wriggled out from under him, took off his condom, pulled up his boxers, and drank the rest of the vodka before falling asleep next to him. we're dating now. hah.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:03am

    wow i did that.. and thats my area code.... haha

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    Submitted by ToTrue on May 31, 10 at 1:19pm

    Hahah did that with my girlfriend. I came to with her trying to dress me hahha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:47pm

    No shit, this happened to me. Girlfriend said, at that special moment, "if you're going to stick that THING in MY ASS I'm going to need more gin." She took another huge drink, we began, and she passed out. And yes, of course I finished.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:32pm

    aah!! I have a 443 number too!!