Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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You should have immediately French kissed the Jesus freak who asked you that question, regardless of gender. They would have been so aroused and excited they would have gone back to their Jesus freak room, thrown out all their Jesus freak shit, replaced it with online porn and sought you out to thank you. Trust me on this one.
amen 522. jesus, have some fun. just because people like sex does not mean their a whore. lighten up and get your dick wet.
-love a female
Gotta love the 847 !!!
Freak out the Jesus freaks!! I love it!!
I'm waiting til marriage. ;]
Last year, there were more children molested by priests than by child predators.
I'm gonna cover my dick in pancake batter and shove it in a waffle iron.
I think 4:52 needs to get laid
I say more power to you. And if you believe in moral fiber why are you on this website? Like really explain me that.
Sex, unlike God, is real and actually helps people. Just saying.
I would have done the same. Good work
Jesus people asked me if I agreed with premarital sex and I pointed out to random kids in the park and sed their mine lol I was like 15 so she was so shockedd!!
this just got 'tiny dancer' by elton john stuck in my head
religion sucks dick. in general
I believe in God, but, I also love sex...does this make me a bad person? :-/
do you godly people on here not read any of these texts on the website? the vast majority are "disrespectful"/inappropriate/disgusting/effing hilarious. get used to it.
I love messing with Jesus people like that.
haha I said that one time, then one of the kids pulled out a bible and started reading verses to me.... i tried to leave, but he followed me to my dorm...
it was fucking messed up
See there's the problem. Jesus freaks try to get our younger element when they don't know what the hell they want. Jesus freaks should be ashamed...
Omfg, hahaahhhh.\nYes <3
You should have told them to ask the little boy in your basement.
you must go to notre dame haha
11:18 you sound so fucking stupid.
You're all idiots you have no respect for God. Even if you don't believe you don't need to be disrespectful.
jesus was just a heritic who preached hope to the hopeless in a dark time. Then he died and had elaborately embelished stories written about him and his life....
If you believe in Jesus, then who gave you a dick anyway?
I think 5:31 just failed at life. That's why you dont get any
Fuck you religious assholes
622.... Have you ever seen the exorcist? I bet you masturbate like that
Jesus loves whores!!
The faith over facts crowd is gunna be so dissapointed when they die lol.
559....I'll be the lucky guy
Ur goin to hell too?
I just tell them about how I love sucking dick.. but I'm a guy so YMMV.
U gotta test drivevit before u buy it. U wouldn't buy a car without a nice long test drive
Idiots and blasphemous heathens. js
"I, Jesus Christ, am a bunch of made up bullshit designed by parents to keep my kids from having sex, swearing, and drinking. I suck massive dick." From the book of Logic
Man why is everyone hatin on Jesus? If a mailman fucked up a letter you were supposed to get, you wouldn't be mad at the sender would you? I think you kinda overreacted bro but hey it's your choice. I'm a Christian and a virgin by choice, but I bet it'd not every day you hear a Christian say fuck. Dont group us all togeter not all of us are like that
im christian and even i think that this is funny. i dont like when people force things on you,especially religion so0o =] you did the right thing. besides...its not like you lied anyway
There's an app for that
This def happened on an MSU campus lol
suck a bag of dicks 450
It's funny how many people are assuming this is a girl.
In Soviet Russia there are no Jesus people. If there were they would have pre-marital sex with you!
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
The devils greatest achievement was making people believe he is not real, it's not to late for u guys...
TFLN is a great barometer for the level of our countries idiocracy. You read and a can only cone to one conclusion; We're fucked.
anyways, that was my little speech haha. im not trying to force christianity on anyone! but if you want to learn more, just ask :)
haha, 6:33 needs to get laid.
i think i need to get laid... and the second 5:31. cuz they didn't fail
That's hot! Pop that pu$$y ;)
and whores love jesus
I'm not a super Jesus freak and I've gotten laid before. I beleive in god but hate these people that force it on others. They give a bad name to the people who give people a choice.
11:12 if only you knew how to spell what you're prob so good at cause you don't get real pussy.
Ur a bunch of clitoris sucking dick munchers
My name is Brother Micah, and you're a dirty masturbator that's going to hell. See ya there!
Jesus never got laid
I think 5:30 needs to get laid
God created sex. It's sad that the world turned this wonderful gift to lust. Don't you think that it's funny that we Christians are much happier than ppl who do whatever they want. It's alright, they'll get it one day. Hopefully sooner than later.
5:51 ur going to hell... Have fun...
Hahaha this is hilarious. If you don't believe in god you're not too worried about disrespecting him. It's just so much fun sometimes messing with the super Christian people
I did this before I left Baylor three years ago. So rewarding.
Yeah, people who believe differently than me suck! I'm a rebel! College life rocks! Take that world!
you are absolutely amazing.
Hey never say jesus in vein!!!
Have fun in hell 5:31!
I agree 6:19. I hate that. We aren't all asses. Some of us live normal lives and believe in god and try to live our lives the best way. A lot of Christians judge people and I'm sorry for them ruining religion for l you who hate religious people.
I don't belive in god, so i poke fun at him, just like I do all other primitive religions like Christianity, judiisam ect. Except budists cuz they are the only religion that is trully peacefull and you gotta respect that.
This stopped being funny a while back. Now it's just trolling
Trolling is fun, huh?
Dear bible thumpers. Your weak people. Shut upbq will all your imaginary friend bull shit
No 1 cares just keep on masterbating. That's all that maters....masterbating
yummm, dick munching... 8===========D O :
11:32- loose asshole = less constipation
Obviously you haven't gotten the dick out of your ass so you can take a decent crap. Jealous much?
Love it!!! Take that Jesus ppl!
Agreed. Gotta love the 847! That's where I'm at and Jesus people attack me to. Reading this I have some ammo. Why the hell do religous fanatics have to try to convert? Because of awesome responses like that of 847, and the joy that such responses give to us 'sacreligous folk'!!! Haha
this kids a fucking reject. Never happened.
WELLS HALL MSU!!!!!!!
please tell me you at on campus at SIU. B/C i told 'em i was Catholic today and they looked at me like i was the devil.
christians are confused followers
oh weird they were on my campus today too
Loser Jesus doesn't have time for losers sure it wasn't satan.?.
if you ever feel like exploiting religious radicals, wells hall is the place to be. monday thru friday, ALL day long. they just love this stuff.
Now if you could use the correct form of "vain," youd sound a lot better.
Guys, you've got it all wrong...
11:32, ok apparently I need to specify that I'm a lesbian. But why should you care about the health and state of my anus anyway? You're too kind :)
you guys are all funny as fuck!!! whack it iys easier
That's because you're a whore with no self-esteem or career prospects. Probably the girl who sucks the stripper's cock on a girls night out.