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  • "I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover"~

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:15am
  • haven't any of you dipshits heard of Freud? Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:16pm
  • long lost sister that was put up for adoption.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Reminds me of the SNL skit Motherlover. Hilarious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:23am
  • I would really hope u wouldn't finish...if u were able to, u've got issues

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:41pm
  • stop having sex with your sister!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:02pm
  • its even creepier that you realized that AFTER she was naked. perv

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:20pm
  • It's worse when it's the guy you are fucking. FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:30pm
  • No.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:24pm
  • Truth be told... yes... and as soon as that thought hit me I lost it and had to make an excuse and leave. Totally unfinished. Felt bad, but couldn't even look at her anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:46am
  • So?? your mom is hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:40am
  • Yes I found the sex better after that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:57pm
  • no but i've fucked a girl while wishing it was her mother instead ... so awkward when she asked "so what are you thinking baby?" it's like "um your mom's tits?" ... no i didn't say that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:46am
  • dude - it WAS your mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:06pm
  • So we talk'in about yer sister or what? "yer my sister, yer my sister"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Haha first 954 I have seen

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:02am
  • This is how the donkey punch, and the strawberry shortcake were invented...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:35am
  • Talk about instant impotence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:50pm
  • Sounds Freudian

    Submitted by dannycatania on Apr 8, 10 at 2:50pm
  • ive been there and right after i realized it the chick goes cum inside me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:11pm
  • u slayed me with this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:07am
  • It's even worse when she reminds you of your father...just sayin

    Submitted by ThatGuy313 on Mar 8, 10 at 4:12am
  • you're right, i have started to fuck a girl and then realize she looked like your mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:51pm
  • I'm so glad you said it - I had to dump this older bird after banging her for 4 weeks. I just looked down and saw my mum there. What’s worse is my mum died of cancer 5 years ago. Needless to say I didn’t finish up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:04am
  • This was on an episode of friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:22pm
  • haha i try to stay away from cougars

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:35am
  • So... This BEGS the follow-up question... Did you finish?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:55am
  • have you heard of the oedipus theory? honest to god its not actually a bad thing that you thought like that. every guy looks for traits their mother posses in other women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:46am
  • This chick that wants to date me looks like my mom acts like my mom and worked at one of the same places she used to work at. Ack. I don't want to marry my mom. Crazy stuff

    Submitted by flavordave on Feb 24, 11 at 12:11am
  • yes. yes i have. it became uncomfortable quickly.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:55am
  • hah, yes, and way to go soflaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:59am
  • I loved that episode 822. Lol I miss that show...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:07am
  • dude that's disgusting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Yeah but you gotta have the balls to finish after all she only looks like your mom!

    Submitted by caelumfaver on May 6, 13 at 5:11am