After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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It's called you need a life you cocksucker
I love long island!!!!!
Haha yay Suffolk county!! Lol
That's extremely disrespectful, this person should be ashamed. His/her mother should be treated much better than this dip shit treats her.
Everyone fucks I'n there mums bed I long island
what's the big deal about being "first"?
did she buy a new bed?
Lol at the person below me :)
Lol 11:31 prob never gotten any in his life... VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!
Long island is a sleezy shithole and this proves it.
East Hampton bitchezzzzzzz!!! holla
It has to be a chick.
Chicks seem to get off on that for some reason. I would never fuck in my mums bed, but in her mums bed, done that with at least 5 girls.
1000!!! And btw, it was great fucking on your moms bed!
I like to stick Oreos in my vagina
Epic tfln no doubt, was good
I really feel that it's a dude and not a female. Too funny. I'm sure it's not-so-funny for them though. lol.
Yes. I got first on this txt and on the one b4 this. That's skill
Haha it's obviously not about being first with ppl like that. They are just trying to get everyboy all worked up. And it's working...
Can I fuck you tonight babe
Haha yeah Suffolk county
Hahahaha niccce I wonder if the op is a male or female
oh long island new york .. how i love you <3
We stay classy suffolk lol
Mom was mad cause u didn't fuck her.
I'm sure mommy is proud
*sigh* oh Suffolk, you are just filled with such fine examples of human beings.