After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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It's called you need a life you cocksucker
I love long island!!!!!
Haha yay Suffolk county!! Lol
That's extremely disrespectful, this person should be ashamed. His/her mother should be treated much better than this dip shit treats her.
Everyone fucks I'n there mums bed I long island
what's the big deal about being "first"?
Lol at the person below me :)
did she buy a new bed?
Long island is a sleezy shithole and this proves it.
Lol 11:31 prob never gotten any in his life... VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!
1000!!! And btw, it was great fucking on your moms bed!
East Hampton bitchezzzzzzz!!! holla
It has to be a chick.
Chicks seem to get off on that for some reason. I would never fuck in my mums bed, but in her mums bed, done that with at least 5 girls.
I like to stick Oreos in my vagina
Epic tfln no doubt, was good
I really feel that it's a dude and not a female. Too funny. I'm sure it's not-so-funny for them though. lol.
Can I fuck you tonight babe
Haha it's obviously not about being first with ppl like that. They are just trying to get everyboy all worked up. And it's working...
Hahahaha niccce I wonder if the op is a male or female
Haha yeah Suffolk county
Yes. I got first on this txt and on the one b4 this. That's skill
oh long island new york .. how i love you <3
We stay classy suffolk lol
*sigh* oh Suffolk, you are just filled with such fine examples of human beings.
Mom was mad cause u didn't fuck her.
I'm sure mommy is proud