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  • 31 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:43pm

    2:33 - Ooo! Lets make generalizations!

  • 41 44
    Submitted by PerryG on Jan 28, 10 at 12:30am

    I'd be soo gross if i was a chick. thank god I pee pee standing up

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:25pm

    it always bewilders me when girls say things like "i pull tons of ass". seriously as a girl you shouldn't have to work at all to get laid. just walk up to any hetero dude and tell him to fuck you. chances are he'll fuck you.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:01pm

    i totally agree with this text. thank God im not a girl i'd be the biggest whore in my town

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:55am

    I have that power it is called a 9 inch dick and 6 figure salary.... Shallow bitches

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:15am

    damn thats my thought too. if i was a hottie i would totally do every single guy in the world and i would do them w/o catching anything because i would be so hot! Or i could wish for powers to control girls minds and get pussy 24/7.

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:50pm

    man whores should never make fun of guys who have only slept with one or two girls and are in a relationship...there sack session is prob alot better then yours no matter how many girls you have slept with..even if they have a small dick

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:31pm

    As long as you're a whore, there is no need for looks.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:55pm

    most hot girls don't actually whore around because they have standards, its the desperate ugly or fat chicks that whore around because they try to get anything they can

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:30pm

    July 10, 2009 1:58PM <--FTW.

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:27pm

    I agree...Im a girl and i want to marry you;)...but I do agree with 5:50 and 5:47...I love sleeping around..but the guys who have been in long term relationships are fucking amazing..im no home wrecker but I will snatch the guy up soon as they break up so I get to be the rebound chick...amazing sex and u dont have to worry about him wanting a relationship..my idea of perfect

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:21pm

    2:18, that would be awesome. and tell your friends, too. it takes more than one guy to make me a slut.

  • 28 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:59pm

    1:58 its not that good to brag about being loose. and if you only get with guys who are already in relationships, you are probably the "other" girl who is too ugly to be a keeper

  • 27 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:33pm

    ugly hooker mugshots

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:55pm

    mm..so u single now? lol

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:29pm

    Difference is no guy wants to marry or date a whore...women generally don't care whether the guy whored around.. Sorry but i dont want to date the girl that everybody else had..treat whores for what they are an interactive masturbatory tool

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:59pm

    If you whore around in general, you would not be awesome. Chances are you'd be dirty in more than one way, and only a fraction of the time are whores experienced, thus disqualifiying you to be awesome. Besides, it's girls like you that cause rapists to act on their urges, good job cunt.

  • 27 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:53pm

    All this posting about the double standard women suffer when it comes to being labelled as a slut is really taking away from how simple this text actually is. It's a joke people, and a pretty good one. Get over yourselves.

  • 26 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:29pm

    2:53 You know it sweetheart. ;)

  • 28 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:03pm

    I'm neither fat or ugly and by definition "whore around" quite a bit (with protection of course) I see nothing wrong with it, guys do it all the time what the fuck makes them so special.

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:32pm

    6:22 still here... I like both (no, not that way). I like having serious relationships and stick with her and her only. BUT when I'm single, I like having a good time with my female friends :)

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:58pm

    1:55 speak for yourself. i'm super hot and i pull tons of ass. but i just don't talk about it and neither do the guys because they're all in relationships. best of both worlds- all the fun, none of the obligations.

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:42pm

    ..oh then your prob amazing in bed then....

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:37pm

    2:34 is the kind of woman who will be beaten when she gets married...if shes not getting married, shell get roofied....guaranteed

  • 25 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:17pm

    Whoever said that girls are better are lying...hahaha not so much. Girls are more transparent then guys, hence so many girls misreading guys and getting pissed they got fucked over. I can tell within 3 minutes of obseration the type of person a girl is. They dont really hide their emotions too well. So guys are just stupid though and don't pick up the signs

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:10pm

    2:10 this is 2:03: its my experience that most girls are like they that they just try to hide it because they don't want people to look down on them. I just don't give a fuck if other people look down on me, I like sex but I don't like relationships, why deprive my needs just because society says its not right.

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:05pm

    our penises 2:03, think of it like this, when you go into a cave you get dirty, but you can wash off, the cave is still dirty though

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:34pm

    Girls, get it while you're young. Guys, quit crying about girls who get it much easier than you

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:27pm

    2:19... You'd be surprised. Guys are idiots.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:58pm

    Yup... just going out with 'female friends' at the moment. What area code are you from?

  • 22 28
    Submitted by LisaVeronika on Dec 2, 10 at 10:54pm

    Yeah. It is pretty awesome.

  • 24 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:53pm

    2:43 you are a whore, generally speaking of course

  • 27 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:28pm

    2:25 makes an excellent point. in fact, i'm pretty sure that's how i used to be a slut. -2:21

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:16pm

    ahhhh...this makes me really miss being a slut.

  • 21 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:38pm

    It's harder than you think, 2:25... ;)

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:30pm

    well, not all girls necessarily want to get married. some of them just want to have really good sex whenever they want it. plus, it's always nice to be a slut - it's new and different every time.

  • 21 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:40pm

    2:40, i think the term you're looking for is pancake boobs.

  • 22 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:09pm

    2:07 is the fat chick that guys will bang when they are drunk and pretend she doesn't exist the next day

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:59pm

    maybe so but i would definitely be a whore if i was a hot chick

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:42am

    shallow bitches are by definition insecure (that's why they care about the insignificant bullshit). that's not power; that's preying on the weak - but whatever helps you sleep at night ;)

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:27pm

    I think guys that whore around are just as pathetic as girls that whore around; losers with no self-esteem.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:46pm

    Couldn't have said it better myself, 4:25! I totally agree.

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:19pm

    1:59 #3, logic fail. guys won't risk a relationship just to fuck the easy ugly/average girl. if he's cheating, then by default she's hotter than his gf/wife.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:07pm

    1:59 (3) your an idiot guys cheat on there girlfriends with girls who are hotter than there girl friends so they can get a better view during sex and not have to deal with all the hshennanigans that go on after sex in a relationship

  • 23 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:26pm

    550 and 547 my fiance has slept with a ton of women and was a manwhore. He is by far the best I have ever had

  • 21 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:09pm

    Nobody ever said don't whore around. They just said don't expect to be treated well if you just hand out the pussy. I can tell you right now, a guy wont treat a whore the same way, he will treat a girl that treats herself like a quality person

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:14pm

    2:10, many of us are, we just have to keep it on the down low because of stuck-up judgmental prudes like both 1:59s and 2:09.

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:02pm

    And 1:59 (3) You're not included in that amen. >.>

  • 22 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:02pm

    I've fantasized about this more than once.

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:15pm

    2:43, i don't know any girl who hasn't, at least once, lied about her sexual history- either to make themselves seem less experienced or more experienced, in the case of virgins. we all do it, some more than others.

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:31pm

    so your an ugly girl? or a guy? or an ugly guy? hmmmmm.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:44pm

    Clearly the one who wrote at 7:27 is an ugly chick b/c she's definitely missing out.... nobody wants to be with your ass!

  • 20 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:12pm

    Most girls whore around because 1) they are insecure and feel that is the only way to get a guys attention 2) have no filter on their actions and just do shit because it feels good or 3) they attribute a man's willingness to fuck them, with worth..which is just hilarious

  • 20 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:27pm

    haha awesome, 2:21 i think something would easily be arranged

  • 22 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:59pm

    ^^You should get out more often.

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:45pm

    i wonder if an ugly girl wrote this

  • 23 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:33pm

    2:29, you're assuming that a girl is going to be honest about the whoring. we lie about it all the time, and for the most part, girls are much better at lying and keeping secrets than guys are. .

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:52am

    What's the point in whoring around? Especially as a hot chick, most guys are going to get off waaaaaay before I can get off, and Fuck That. I'll just be over here being picky about who gets to play.

  • 20 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:10pm

    1:59 (1) Here-So, I'm prudish because I have self respect and standards? Roger that. I'll remain prudish then.

  • 22 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:18pm

    can i help you revert back 2:16?

  • 17 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:40pm

    ugh fat girl boobs are the worst. they're not even like real boobs at all, they're like fat mantits.

  • 18 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:39pm

    2:37, any fat chick can have boobs, but it takes an especially hot girl to have a killer body

  • 21 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:22pm

    2:03/4:10, this is 2:10 (man, that sounds like something out of a war movie) Will you marry me? LOL... chicks need to be more like you - easy going, not giving a fuck what people think...

  • 21 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:10pm

    2:03 - Why can't all girls be like you? I mean, you can hook up with guys every other weekend but always use protection. That way, it's a win-win.... is it so hard?

  • 20 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:08pm

    girls are whores because they decide if sex occurs that night...guys can only try to make it happen...plus men are superior human beings who dont go crazy once a month

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:54pm

    ... then wouldn't you be fucking guys? (I'm assuming that a guy wrote this, it sounds like something one of us would say)

  • 23 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:37pm

    yeah, we get it so easy. all we have to do is have boobs...and sometimes, even the flat girls get it easy. men like sex. plain and simple. it feels good. therefore, if a girl offers, they won't be turned down.

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:02am

    I love how all the loose women are trying to turn this around and say "girls who dont sleep around dont get any and are prudes" too bad in the real world girls who sleep around are known as skanks. sorry.

  • 18 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:01pm

    and this is why women have more power over men.

  • 17 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:29pm

    3:10, I guess we are both prudes because our vaginas aren't loose enough to smuggle fireworks over state borders.