If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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If you whore around in general, you would not be awesome. Chances are you'd be dirty in more than one way, and only a fraction of the time are whores experienced, thus disqualifiying you to be awesome. Besides, it's girls like you that cause rapists to act on their urges, good job cunt.
our penises 2:03, think of it like this, when you go into a cave you get dirty, but you can wash off, the cave is still dirty though
mm..so u single now? lol
As long as you're a whore, there is no need for looks.
All this posting about the double standard women suffer when it
comes to being labelled as a slut is really taking away from how simple
this text actually is. It's a joke people, and a pretty good one. Get over yourselves.
ugly hooker mugshots
2:19... You'd be surprised. Guys are idiots.
I'd be soo gross if i was a chick. thank god I pee pee standing up
I agree...Im a girl and i want to marry you;)...but I do agree with 5:50 and 5:47...I love sleeping around..but the guys who have been in long term relationships are fucking amazing..im no home wrecker but I will snatch the guy up soon as they break up so I get to be the rebound chick...amazing sex and u dont have to worry about him wanting a relationship..my idea of perfect
2:10 this is 2:03:
its my experience that most girls are like they that they just try to hide it because they don't want people to look down on them. I just don't give a fuck if other people look down on me, I like sex but I don't like relationships, why deprive my needs just because society says its not right.
^^You should get out more often.
And 1:59 (3) You're not included in that amen. >.>
1:59 (3) your an idiot guys cheat on there girlfriends with girls who are hotter than there girl friends so they can get a better view during sex and not have to deal with all the hshennanigans that go on after sex in a relationship
Most girls whore around because 1) they are insecure and feel that is the only way to get a guys attention 2) have no filter on their actions and just do shit because it feels good or 3) they attribute a man's willingness to fuck them, with worth..which is just hilarious
2:33 - Ooo! Lets make generalizations!
2:34 is the kind of woman who will be beaten when she gets married...if shes not getting married, shell get roofied....guaranteed
6:22 still here... I like both (no, not that way). I like having serious relationships and stick with her and her only. BUT when I'm single, I like having a good time with my female friends :)
2:25 makes an excellent point. in fact, i'm pretty sure that's how i used to be a slut.
it always bewilders me when girls say things like "i pull tons of ass". seriously as a girl you shouldn't have to work at all to get laid. just walk up to any hetero dude and tell him to fuck you. chances are he'll fuck you.
maybe so but i would definitely be a whore if i was a hot chick
2:43 you are a whore, generally speaking of course
1:58 its not that good to brag about being loose. and if you only get with guys who are already in relationships, you are probably the "other" girl who is too ugly to be a keeper
I think guys that whore around are just as pathetic as girls that whore around; losers with no self-esteem.
most hot girls don't actually whore around because they have standards, its the desperate ugly or fat chicks that whore around because they try to get anything they can
2:03 - Why can't all girls be like you? I mean, you can hook up with guys every other weekend but always use protection. That way, it's a win-win.... is it so hard?
2:53 You know it sweetheart. ;)
I've fantasized about this more than once.
1:59 #3, logic fail. guys won't risk a relationship just to fuck the easy ugly/average girl. if he's cheating, then by default she's hotter than his gf/wife.
..oh then your prob amazing in bed then....
2:03/4:10, this is 2:10 (man, that sounds like something out of a war movie)
Will you marry me? LOL... chicks need to be more like you - easy going, not giving a fuck what people think...
yeah, we get it so easy. all we have to do is have boobs...and sometimes, even the flat girls get it easy. men like sex. plain and simple. it feels good. therefore, if a girl offers, they won't be turned down.
Whoever said that girls are better are lying...hahaha not so much. Girls are more transparent then guys, hence so many girls misreading guys and getting pissed they got fucked over. I can tell within 3 minutes of obseration the type of person a girl is. They dont really hide their emotions too well. So guys are just stupid though and don't pick up the signs
550 and 547 my fiance has slept with a ton of women and was a manwhore. He is by far the best I have ever had
Yup... just going out with 'female friends' at the moment. What area code are you from?
1:59 (1) Here-So, I'm prudish because I have self respect and standards?
Roger that. I'll remain prudish then.
July 10, 2009 1:58PM <--FTW.
2:07 is the fat chick that guys will bang when they are drunk and pretend she doesn't exist the next day
man whores should never make fun of guys who have only slept with one or two girls and are in a relationship...there sack session is prob alot better then yours no matter how many girls you have slept with..even if they have a small dick
It's harder than you think, 2:25... ;)
ugh fat girl boobs are the worst. they're not even like real boobs at all, they're like fat mantits.
ahhhh...this makes me really miss being a slut.
1:55 speak for yourself. i'm super hot and i pull tons of ass. but i just don't talk about it and neither do the guys because they're all in relationships. best of both worlds- all the fun, none of the obligations.
2:43, i don't know any girl who hasn't, at least once, lied about her sexual history- either to make themselves seem less experienced or more experienced, in the case of virgins. we all do it, some more than others.
2:18, that would be awesome. and tell your friends, too.
it takes more than one guy to make me a slut.
Nobody ever said don't whore around. They just said don't expect to be treated well if you just hand out the pussy. I can tell you right now, a guy wont treat a whore the same way, he will treat a girl that treats herself like a quality person
well, not all girls necessarily want to get married. some of them just want to have really good sex whenever they want it.
plus, it's always nice to be a slut - it's new and different every time.
haha awesome, 2:21 i think something would easily be arranged
I'm neither fat or ugly and by definition "whore around" quite a bit (with protection of course) I see nothing wrong with it, guys do it all the time what the fuck makes them so special.
I have that power it is called a 9 inch dick and 6 figure salary.... Shallow bitches
2:40, i think the term you're looking for is pancake boobs.
i totally agree with this text. thank God im not a girl i'd be the biggest whore in my town
and this is why women have more power over men.
can i help you revert back 2:16?
2:37, any fat chick can have boobs, but it takes an especially hot girl to have a killer body
Girls, get it while you're young. Guys, quit crying about girls who get it much easier than you
shallow bitches are by definition insecure (that's why they care about the insignificant bullshit). that's not power; that's preying on the weak - but whatever helps you sleep at night ;)
damn thats my thought too. if i was a hottie i would totally do every single guy in the world and i would do them w/o catching anything because i would be so hot!
Or i could wish for powers to control girls minds and get pussy 24/7.
2:10, many of us are, we just have to keep it on the down low because of stuck-up judgmental prudes like both 1:59s and 2:09.
girls are whores because they decide if sex occurs that night...guys can only try to make it happen...plus men are superior human beings who dont go crazy once a month
Yeah. It is pretty awesome.
i wonder if an ugly girl wrote this
Difference is no guy wants to marry or date a whore...women generally don't care whether the guy whored around.. Sorry but i dont want to date the girl that everybody else had..treat whores for what they are an interactive masturbatory tool
Clearly the one who wrote at 7:27 is an ugly chick b/c she's definitely missing out.... nobody wants to be with your ass!
Couldn't have said it better myself, 4:25! I totally agree.
What's the point in whoring around? Especially as a hot chick, most guys are going to get off waaaaaay before I can get off, and Fuck That. I'll just be over here being picky about who gets to play.
3:10, I guess we are both prudes because our vaginas aren't loose enough to smuggle fireworks over state borders.
2:29, you're assuming that a girl is going to be honest about the whoring. we lie about it all the time, and for the most part, girls are much better at lying and keeping secrets than guys are.
I love how all the loose women are trying to turn this around and say "girls who dont sleep around dont get any and are prudes" too bad in the real world girls who sleep around are known as skanks. sorry.
... then wouldn't you be fucking guys? (I'm assuming that a guy wrote this, it sounds like something one of us would say)
so your an ugly girl?
or a guy?
or an ugly guy?