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  • I also think the fact that you call it "poon" might have something to do with the fact that you're not getting any.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Maybe you're not getting laid because you are relying on Facebook statuses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:07am
  • hahaha POON. classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:34am
  • Calling it poon won't help you get any...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:46am
  • hahahahah you may want to alter the way you look instead. because trust me, girls don't look at your relationship status when considering whether to give you some 'poon'. even if they see it, they know youre not widowed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:31am
  • 11:54 u have to remember this was originally a text sent between two friends. It's not like he screamed this from a podium.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:18pm
  • who says poon, what is this? Nam'?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:04pm
  • Been there, done that. Worked like a charm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:46pm
  • what sad is i have two friends that have recently became widows and widowers so to make a joke about being one is tasteless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:49pm
  • 4:04 it's 'nam not nam' - the apostrophe is used to signify the abbreviation and is meant to go where the letters are removed. Also - this post is stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Hahhaha hell yea!!! Get a bitch cryin for you!!! Cryin chicks are easy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:47am
  • Ah haa! Careful what you wish for!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:51am
  • Let us know how that works out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Like you'd know what to do with anything you managed to get anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:49pm
  • 448 r u the same anal fucktard that corrects everyone why don't u go back to the library loser this site is for fun not a grammer lesson, asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:30pm
  • You also need a very good backstory and a wingman to back it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:55am
  • A. what is OP? B. what is poon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Don't let anyone tell you that's a bad idea!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Maybe if u took the time to think about being a decent human being n less time being a i jerk u might get all the pussy u can handle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:28pm
  • dude, thats not even funny. dont ever joke around like that, that is terrible and that is so offensive to so many people. have some respect ya dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:54pm
  • This guy, really stupid guy won't get laid for 2 reasons. First, he said "poon" which is just lame. Second, his status would be widowered NOT widowed. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Haha whatever works brah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Already one step ahead of you, I tried, it doesn't work. Save your mouse clicking finger some work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Well, not calling it poon would be a good start. Also, when considering giving the "poon", I don't go... Oh no! Gotta check your FB relationship status first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:12pm
  • AHAHAHAHA I havent said "Poon" since like 7th grade! WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Haha haven't heard any one besides my sister call it poon

    Submitted by ltryct on Jul 1, 10 at 9:56pm
  • 4:24 your an idiot....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:36pm
  • 12:46 how does cunt suit you, then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:16am
  • Who says that anymore? Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:11pm