I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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Maybe you're not getting laid because you are relying on Facebook statuses.
I also think the fact that you call it "poon" might have something to do with the fact that you're not getting any.
Calling it poon won't help you get any...
11:54 u have to remember this was originally a text sent between two friends. It's not like he screamed this from a podium.
you may want to alter the way you look instead. because trust me, girls don't look at your relationship status when considering whether to give you some 'poon'. even if they see it, they know youre not widowed.
who says poon, what is this? Nam'?
Ah haa! Careful what you wish for!
hahaha POON. classic.
Been there, done that. Worked like a charm
what sad is i have two friends that have recently became widows and widowers so to make a joke about being one is tasteless.
4:04 it's 'nam not nam' - the apostrophe is used to signify the abbreviation and is meant to go where the letters are removed.
Also - this post is stupid.
Hahhaha hell yea!!! Get a bitch cryin for you!!! Cryin chicks are easy!!!
448 r u the same anal fucktard that corrects everyone why don't u go back to the library loser this site is for fun not a grammer lesson, asshole.
Let us know how that works out
A. what is OP?
B. what is poon?
Like you'd know what to do with anything you managed to get anyway.
You also need a very good backstory and a wingman to back it up.
Don't let anyone tell you that's a bad idea!
Maybe if u took the time to think about being a decent human being n less time being a i jerk u might get all the pussy u can handle.
dude, thats not even funny. dont ever joke around like that, that is terrible and that is so offensive to so many people. have some respect ya dick
Already one step ahead of you, I tried, it doesn't work. Save your mouse clicking finger some work.
12:46 how does cunt suit you, then?
This guy, really stupid guy won't get laid for 2 reasons. First, he said "poon" which is just lame. Second, his status would be widowered NOT widowed. Dumbass.
Haha whatever works brah
AHAHAHAHA I havent said "Poon" since like 7th grade! WIN!
Well, not calling it poon would be a good start. Also, when considering giving the "poon", I don't go... Oh no! Gotta check your FB relationship status first!
Haha haven't heard any one besides my sister call it poon
4:24 your an idiot....
Who says that anymore? Hahaha