I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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fuck me in the beard.
gurbl gurbl gurbl......yummmmmmmmm.....gurbl gurbl gurbl....yummmmmmmmm
Waterboarding is a form of torture that consists of immobilizing the victim on his or her back with the head inclined downwards, and then pouring water over the face and into the breathing passages. By forced suffocation and inhalation of water, the subject experiences the sensation of drowning and is caused to believe they are about to die.
Those asking what waterboarding is are probably too young to be having sex. Stay in school you retards!
i must be living in a box.
what is waterboarding? and what does he have to do get get you to cum? maybe my man still needs some learning..
@ 4:08: Glad you enjoyed it. I was just being honest; I actually prefer lying on my back to sitting on a guy's face. If he knows what he's doing, though, the end result is the same ...
12:35 or the girl could just lay on her back...
LOOL 12:50 wow i was laughing my ass off at work
this text is so funny I am crying at work trying to keep my laughter in.
Come over to myspace girl
Sit on my facebook
This is the funniest thing I've seen on here. Brilliant.
I'm with you 5:54! I say we throw him a party... a pussy-eating party.
1) poor thing.
2) why is everyone feeling the need to express their sexual escapades... and why do I feel as though almost all of them are made up?
This is how we should be looking for Osama...
watch out people, looks like we have a TOUGH GUY at 11:50.
anyways, it's been way too long since a girl has waterboarded me with her vagina. i miss it. :(
Gotta love "girly goo". Hint:It's even better after she's downed a coulple of beers...Get 2 fingers in and rub that G-spot, make her flow. Hell, you could even make her pee, if that's your thing. I love it!
girls, don't be lazy. support some of your own damn weight with your legs. if the guy dies from suffocation, he can't eat you out anymore.
another innocent tortured under bush
Did somebody say Snatch Snorkel™??
i don't even need it in return, i just love eating pussy
Not sure 7:12... I LOVE going down on my girl when she's lying on her back. I make her cum in like 3 minutes... and when she does, it's like I'm drinking from the fountain of youth!
I would not mind at all, I d give oral for days... as long as im getting some in return!
summary of my first sexual experience ever. ah the good times :)
Had that happen last week!! You want to tell her get off and let you breathe, but it just tastes so damn good!!
1205 is soooo right. So many losers on here.
Hell yes. Best thing to wake up to EVER. I like it even better than morning head.
i think its cool... ive eaten girls out both ways; they respond the same to each,,, just gotta know what your doin. I'd do it any day of the week :)
In SIMPLE terms, the chick squirted so much all over his face that the dude thought he was going to drown...
none of these make sense.
this website is so stupid
it doesnt even let me post my textz
5:54, I'm a girl. Maybe you should try one of us out ;)
1:20, you do not die from waterboarding. its an interrogation device, not a torture device. the people and courts only make all these rules when their lives are not in danger...if this happend a month or 2 after 9/11 it would be a non-issue
did she get too wild on the mustache ride? never done this, is it fun for the guy at all?
only if u like the taste of piss lol
that happens to my boyfriend all the time.
he makes me squirt so good.
i don't even know what waterboarding is :( but i know what having a woman sit on my face is like :)
Wasn't there was liek this a couple nights back? Copcycat alert
COULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS DURING THIS SO CALLED WATERBOARDING? please. [=
^ im a girl and very turned on now...ugh i need to get laid :*(
so you are saying it was not torture then
1:32 - i actually laughed out loud. at work. whoo hoo!
LOL... 7:55 here. Just so you know, I am very good at what I do ;) and am from the area code in which this text originated!
So guys do or don't like being waterboarded ?
@3.55 You just made my life. loling for minutes.
Also, why can't I meet a guy like any of these dudes?
1;39, he's doing it wrong.
1:39 oh no you dont need to only be on ur back you just need another partner to take you to that next level..
waterboarding is a form of torture, retards, not some kinky sex act. gooogle?
lol... i can't get off like that. have to be laying on my back.
4:51 I didn't know guys like you existed...Women everywhere rejoice!
That's because this website thinks your texts are dumb. Duh.
google dude. it's a torture device, basically. makes you think you're drowning.
7:55...will u marry me?
she was just trying to give u a shower
alcohol and genitalia don't mix, but to each their own I guess. :P
And I'll tell her anything she wants to hear.
4:51 let's get married immediately.