I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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fuck me in the beard.
gurbl gurbl gurbl......yummmmmmmmm.....gurbl gurbl gurbl....yummmmmmmmm
@ 4:08: Glad you enjoyed it. I was just being honest; I actually prefer lying on my back to sitting on a guy's face. If he knows what he's doing, though, the end result is the same ...
Waterboarding is a form of torture that consists of immobilizing the victim on his or her back with the head inclined downwards, and then pouring water over the face and into the breathing passages. By forced suffocation and inhalation of water, the subject experiences the sensation of drowning and is caused to believe they are about to die.
Those asking what waterboarding is are probably too young to be having sex. Stay in school you retards!
i must be living in a box.
what is waterboarding? and what does he have to do get get you to cum? maybe my man still needs some learning..
12:35 or the girl could just lay on her back...
LOOL 12:50 wow i was laughing my ass off at work
I'm with you 5:54! I say we throw him a party... a pussy-eating party.
this text is so funny I am crying at work trying to keep my laughter in.
This is how we should be looking for Osama...
another innocent tortured under bush
Come over to myspace girl
Sit on my facebook
1) poor thing.
2) why is everyone feeling the need to express their sexual escapades... and why do I feel as though almost all of them are made up?
This is the funniest thing I've seen on here. Brilliant.
I would not mind at all, I d give oral for days... as long as im getting some in return!
Did somebody say Snatch Snorkel™??
watch out people, looks like we have a TOUGH GUY at 11:50.
anyways, it's been way too long since a girl has waterboarded me with her vagina. i miss it. :(
girls, don't be lazy. support some of your own damn weight with your legs. if the guy dies from suffocation, he can't eat you out anymore.
Not sure 7:12... I LOVE going down on my girl when she's lying on her back. I make her cum in like 3 minutes... and when she does, it's like I'm drinking from the fountain of youth!
i don't even need it in return, i just love eating pussy
Gotta love "girly goo". Hint:It's even better after she's downed a coulple of beers...Get 2 fingers in and rub that G-spot, make her flow. Hell, you could even make her pee, if that's your thing. I love it!
Had that happen last week!! You want to tell her get off and let you breathe, but it just tastes so damn good!!
1205 is soooo right. So many losers on here.
summary of my first sexual experience ever. ah the good times :)
Hell yes. Best thing to wake up to EVER. I like it even better than morning head.
i think its cool... ive eaten girls out both ways; they respond the same to each,,, just gotta know what your doin. I'd do it any day of the week :)
In SIMPLE terms, the chick squirted so much all over his face that the dude thought he was going to drown...
none of these make sense.
this website is so stupid
it doesnt even let me post my textz
did she get too wild on the mustache ride? never done this, is it fun for the guy at all?
only if u like the taste of piss lol
so you are saying it was not torture then
that happens to my boyfriend all the time.
he makes me squirt so good.
i don't even know what waterboarding is :( but i know what having a woman sit on my face is like :)
COULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS DURING THIS SO CALLED WATERBOARDING? please. [=
1:20, you do not die from waterboarding. its an interrogation device, not a torture device. the people and courts only make all these rules when their lives are not in danger...if this happend a month or 2 after 9/11 it would be a non-issue
Wasn't there was liek this a couple nights back? Copcycat alert
5:54, I'm a girl. Maybe you should try one of us out ;)
1:32 - i actually laughed out loud. at work. whoo hoo!
^ im a girl and very turned on now...ugh i need to get laid :*(
So guys do or don't like being waterboarded ?
LOL... 7:55 here. Just so you know, I am very good at what I do ;) and am from the area code in which this text originated!
@3.55 You just made my life. loling for minutes.
Also, why can't I meet a guy like any of these dudes?
4:51 I didn't know guys like you existed...Women everywhere rejoice!
1;39, he's doing it wrong.
waterboarding is a form of torture, retards, not some kinky sex act. gooogle?
7:55...will u marry me?
google dude. it's a torture device, basically. makes you think you're drowning.
1:39 oh no you dont need to only be on ur back you just need another partner to take you to that next level..
lol... i can't get off like that. have to be laying on my back.
she was just trying to give u a shower
That's because this website thinks your texts are dumb. Duh.
alcohol and genitalia don't mix, but to each their own I guess. :P
And I'll tell her anything she wants to hear.
4:51 let's get married immediately.