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  • it also works for ordering pizza. 1. order pizza 2. have crazy sex on the couch 3. realize the pizza man has been standing outside for 5 minutes listening. good times!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:51pm
  • I hope that wasnt minute rice....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Haha, totally trying this, but I'll probably put the stove on med-low to be on the safe side.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:07pm
  • my rice is generally overcooked :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:09pm
  • Or you could not make rice and just do it longer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:54pm
  • Are you talking about long grain rice or minute rice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:44pm
  • I don't believe rice cools in 6 seconds...

    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Aug 29, 10 at 1:51pm
  • doesnt rice take 15 min to cook....\n\n\n\nidk about u but i go for hours

    Submitted by missitaliaxo34 on Mar 27, 10 at 2:59am
  • lol 5:14 i was gonna type that, not that i'm any longer. how long does it take for a women to cum? who cares lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Damn, I was gonna say minute rice. And EPIC FAIL guy, you are an EPIC FAIL. Kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:45pm
  • I generally find rice does not cook in 30 seconds ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:57pm
  • we did it while waiting for the water to boil & cook our mac & chz noodles once. it was a success.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:50pm
  • It's pretty depressing if it's long grain rice too, really. 12-13 minutes is kinda sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:37am
  • 3. eat soggy rice, don't but don't care

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:09pm
  • oh I know, its especially true when you're asian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:45pm
  • hmm thats a pretty genius idea and i agree with 10:45

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:31am
  • I assume that was minute rice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:04am