how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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it also works for ordering pizza. 1. order pizza 2. have crazy sex on the couch 3. realize the pizza man has been standing outside for 5 minutes listening. good times!
Or you could not make rice and just do it longer
I don't believe rice cools in 6 seconds...
I hope that wasnt minute rice....
Haha, totally trying this, but I'll probably put the stove on med-low to be on the safe side.
doesnt rice take 15 min to cook....\n\n\n\nidk about u but i go for hours
It's pretty depressing if it's long grain rice too, really. 12-13 minutes is kinda sad.
my rice is generally overcooked :(
Are you talking about long grain rice or minute rice?
Damn, I was gonna say minute rice.
And EPIC FAIL guy, you are an EPIC FAIL. Kill yourself
lol 5:14 i was gonna type that, not that i'm any longer.
how long does it take for a women to cum? who cares lol
3. eat soggy rice, don't but don't care
we did it while waiting for the water to boil & cook our mac & chz noodles once. it was a success.
I assume that was minute rice?
I generally find rice does not cook in 30 seconds ;)
oh I know, its especially true when you're asian
hmm thats a pretty genius idea and i agree with 10:45