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  • 57 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:24pm

    It's possible she's married to the guy. But she sure does sound like a slut.

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:45pm

    3/4 of these texts are sent with an undernote of sarcasm.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:56pm

    rhymes with smushmorshon

  • 41 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:48pm

    You should go to the sushmortion clinic

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:40pm

    clearly no one here can grasp the concept of sarcasm...

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:33am

    this is blatantly not a real text

  • 35 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:38am

    Well said, 3:24. Well said.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:44pm

    No it doesnt make sense 2:37.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:01pm

    Bad night for the gene pool.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:09pm

    hmm, hope it was the same guy.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:48pm

    Looks like it's time for someone to figure out that abortions tickle!!!!

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:18pm

    well if it is real and she is pregnant than that baby clearly has a winner for a mother, and 1:17, you took people saying slut WAY too personal...sounds like you probably have a get the 10th one free buyers card for your local abortion clinic.....whore

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:36pm

    If it's real, I think 5:36 has a really accurate breakdown.. Probably fake, though, no one is that nonchalant about pregnancy... except maybe welfare whores with 37 kids already..

  • 44 56
    Submitted by munchie on Aug 17, 10 at 10:18pm

    Real classy

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:48pm

    did anyone ever consider that it might not be a real thing that occured? Maybe she was just joking around about what would happen IF she was in that situation...and out of context it was hilarioius so it got posted. Just a thought.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:29pm

    yeah def. fake. no one would just say "ah fuck it" if they thought they were really preggo! Def. not an "ah fuck it" moment!

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:39pm

    i love this website and cumdumpsters

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:17pm

    12:41 shut up, you dont know her, it could very well be the same guy or she could be married so quit running your mouth and calling people sluts that you DONT KNOW!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:03pm

    You all say its fake....you don't know her. If anything she could be one of those horrible women who go and get abortions all the damn time.......

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:36pm

    2- I screwed some dude last night 1- were you safe? 2- Yes 2- Wait the condom broke... bla bla bla

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:50pm

    is the condom still inside when she sent this text? why would someone say "Wait...the condom broke" Are they examining the condoms durability?

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:33pm

    course i dont know too many intelligent married women who post texts like that on textsfromlastnight. must be a slut

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:42pm

    ... or the idea that anyone could ever be facetious

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:08pm

    Totally something I could see my friends saying, so it could perfectly be 50/50 on the real/fake scale. Made me laugh pretty hard though hahah

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:49pm

    1:17 way to be the guy who gets worked up over what people type on an anonymous message board. loser

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:57pm

    Oh who the fuck cares? It's funny!

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:03pm

    hahahaha that blows.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:56am

    lol, some of yall have to much time on your hands to analyze this thing so much.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 9:50am

    Brecksville rich sluts

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:20am

    if you were really pregnant you wouldn't be saying ehh whatever.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:11pm

    It was probably a joke text between friends that got taken out of context because it's HILARIOUS. If a little frightening...

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:25pm

    you live in ohio, therefore you're slutty

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:21pm

    I hope she is married. If not, I sincerely hope she gives it up for adoption, or begins taking the situation more seriously.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:45pm

    If everyone's main objective is to rate the texts real/fake you need to find a new site to judge because I'm pretty sure this one is for pure humor and sarcasm.

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:18pm

    woww 1:17. simmer down.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:26pm

    Gotta be fake..... I'd be freakin out if I really thought I was preggers

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:09pm

    why would this ever be a text......... Fake

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:56pm

    To all of you screaming "fake", I'm from 440 and i can honestly say this is pretty typical around here. Sad, I know.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:09pm

    Skanks rock!! She may not be a slut but that's definitely skankish behavior. She's for sure the stick and run type.

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:15am

    if she was a real slut she would have just let this random dude put it in her "other vagina"

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:23pm

    but shes probably a slut

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:37pm

    May 28, 2009 1:49PM Agreed!

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:45pm

    Only slut calls other ppl sluts...takes one to know one 5:47!!! I bet money you're like the biggest slut in the world and most likely have herpes!!! LOL!!!!!!!

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:11pm

    very 440 hahahah love it

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:05pm

    thank you 5:36! You beat me to it :)

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:14pm

    haha ppl need to relax. this one actually made me laugh

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:58pm

    even though there's a great possibility that this is fake.....this is totally something that my best friend and i would say to each other via text...right after it happened.... haha

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:15pm

    1:17 is the slut in question

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:10am

    why was she texting during this??

  • 35 67
    Submitted by skeeter22 on Apr 18, 10 at 12:57am

    Ever think it was guy quoting a girl to his friend? She'd still be a slut but doesn't mean it's fake.

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:32pm

    For sure fake and why Text "wait the condom broke...." just to odd Nice try lady... next time you realize your life is so uneventful you have to make up text....head to the bar

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:47pm

    thats cause 5:14 is a slut.

  • 33 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:37pm

    actually i could see that being a text, obv you arent texting the person youre w, youre texting a gf about the situation that just happened or that happened lastnight and when youre texting you text as if it were happened right then... hence the wait and the ehh whatever

  • 22 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:23am

    gotta be fake, just cause it sounds more like something youd say in conversation than something youd text ... seriously when would u ever text 'wait ... the condom broke' ???