wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
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Looks like it's time for someone to figure out that abortions tickle!!!!
You all say its fake....you don't know her. If anything she could be one of those horrible women who go and get abortions all the damn time.......
is the condom still inside when she sent this text? why would someone say "Wait...the condom broke" Are they examining the condoms durability?
It's possible she's married to the guy.
But she sure does sound like a slut.
It was probably a joke text between friends that got taken out of context because it's HILARIOUS.
If a little frightening...
i love this website
Bad night for the gene pool.
No it doesnt make sense 2:37.
hahahaha that blows.
Ever think it was guy quoting a girl to his friend? She'd still be a slut but doesn't mean it's fake.
hmm, hope it was the same guy.
Totally something I could see my friends saying, so it could perfectly be 50/50 on the real/fake scale. Made me laugh pretty hard though hahah
2- I screwed some dude last night
1- were you safe?
2- Wait the condom broke... bla bla bla
3/4 of these texts are sent with an undernote of sarcasm.
did anyone ever consider that it might not be a real thing that occured? Maybe she was just joking around about what would happen IF she was in that situation...and out of context it was hilarioius so it got posted. Just a thought.
You should go to the sushmortion clinic
woww 1:17. simmer down.
course i dont know too many intelligent married women who post texts like that on textsfromlastnight. must be a slut
shut up, you dont know her, it could very well be the same guy or she could be married so quit running your mouth and calling people sluts that you DONT KNOW!
yeah def. fake. no one would just say "ah fuck it" if they thought they were really preggo! Def. not an "ah fuck it" moment!
way to be the guy who gets worked up over what people type on an anonymous message board. loser
if she was a real slut she would have just let this random dude put it in her "other vagina"
Brecksville rich sluts
Gotta be fake..... I'd be freakin out if I really thought I was preggers
clearly no one here can grasp the concept of sarcasm...
Oh who the fuck cares? It's funny!
I hope she is married. If not, I sincerely hope she gives it up for adoption, or begins taking the situation more seriously.
rhymes with smushmorshon
lol, some of yall have to much time on your hands to analyze this thing so much.
even though there's a great possibility that this is fake.....this is totally something that my best friend and i would say to each other via text...right after it happened.... haha
Skanks rock!! She may not be a slut but that's definitely skankish behavior. She's for sure the stick and run type.
thats cause 5:14 is a slut.
you live in ohio, therefore you're slutty
if you were really pregnant you wouldn't
1:17 is the slut in question
To all of you screaming "fake", I'm from 440 and i can honestly say this is pretty typical around here. Sad, I know.
If everyone's main objective is to rate the texts real/fake you need to find a new site to judge because I'm pretty sure this one is for pure humor and sarcasm.
... or the idea that anyone could ever be facetious
Only slut calls other ppl sluts...takes one to know one 5:47!!! I bet money you're like the biggest slut in the world and most likely have herpes!!! LOL!!!!!!!
very 440 hahahah love it
this is blatantly not a real text
thank you 5:36!
You beat me to it :)
Well said, 3:24. Well said.
For sure fake and why Text "wait the condom broke...." just to odd Nice try lady... next time you realize your life is so uneventful you have to make up text....head to the bar
well if it is real and she is pregnant than that baby clearly has a winner for a mother, and 1:17, you took people saying slut WAY too personal...sounds like you probably have a get the 10th one free buyers card for your local abortion clinic.....whore
but shes probably a slut
why would this ever be a text......... Fake
If it's real, I think 5:36 has a really accurate breakdown..
Probably fake, though, no one is that nonchalant about pregnancy... except maybe welfare whores with 37 kids already..
why was she texting during this??
May 28, 2009 1:49PM
haha ppl need to relax. this one actually made me laugh
actually i could see that being a text, obv you arent texting the person youre w, youre texting a gf about the situation that just happened or that happened lastnight and when youre texting you text as if it were happened right then... hence the wait and the ehh whatever
gotta be fake, just cause it sounds more like something youd say in conversation than something youd text ... seriously when would u ever text 'wait ... the condom broke' ???