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  • woww 1:17. simmer down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:18pm
  • It's possible she's married to the guy. But she sure does sound like a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:24pm
  • i love this website and cumdumpsters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:39pm
  • You should go to the sushmortion clinic

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:48pm
  • No it doesnt make sense 2:37.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:44pm
  • You all say its fake....you don't know her. If anything she could be one of those horrible women who go and get abortions all the damn time.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:03pm
  • hmm, hope it was the same guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:09pm
  • course i dont know too many intelligent married women who post texts like that on textsfromlastnight. must be a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Bad night for the gene pool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:01pm
  • clearly no one here can grasp the concept of sarcasm...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Looks like it's time for someone to figure out that abortions tickle!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Totally something I could see my friends saying, so it could perfectly be 50/50 on the real/fake scale. Made me laugh pretty hard though hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:08pm
  • did anyone ever consider that it might not be a real thing that occured? Maybe she was just joking around about what would happen IF she was in that situation...and out of context it was hilarioius so it got posted. Just a thought.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:48pm
  • 1:17 way to be the guy who gets worked up over what people type on an anonymous message board. loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:49pm
  • 12:41 shut up, you dont know her, it could very well be the same guy or she could be married so quit running your mouth and calling people sluts that you DONT KNOW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:17pm
  • 3/4 of these texts are sent with an undernote of sarcasm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Brecksville rich sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 9:50am
  • To all of you screaming "fake", I'm from 440 and i can honestly say this is pretty typical around here. Sad, I know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:56pm
  • hahahaha that blows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Gotta be fake..... I'd be freakin out if I really thought I was preggers

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:26pm
  • rhymes with smushmorshon

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:56pm
  • 2- I screwed some dude last night 1- were you safe? 2- Yes 2- Wait the condom broke... bla bla bla

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:36pm
  • is the condom still inside when she sent this text? why would someone say "Wait...the condom broke" Are they examining the condoms durability?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:50pm
  • you live in ohio, therefore you're slutty

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:25pm
  • yeah def. fake. no one would just say "ah fuck it" if they thought they were really preggo! Def. not an "ah fuck it" moment!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:29pm
  • this is blatantly not a real text

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:33am
  • thats cause 5:14 is a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:47pm
  • I hope she is married. If not, I sincerely hope she gives it up for adoption, or begins taking the situation more seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:21pm
  • It was probably a joke text between friends that got taken out of context because it's HILARIOUS. If a little frightening...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:11pm
  • why would this ever be a text......... Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Oh who the fuck cares? It's funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:57pm
  • ... or the idea that anyone could ever be facetious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:42pm
  • even though there's a great possibility that this is fake.....this is totally something that my best friend and i would say to each other via text...right after it happened.... haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:58pm
  • if you were really pregnant you wouldn't be saying ehh whatever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:20am
  • Skanks rock!! She may not be a slut but that's definitely skankish behavior. She's for sure the stick and run type.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:09pm
  • lol, some of yall have to much time on your hands to analyze this thing so much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:56am
  • If everyone's main objective is to rate the texts real/fake you need to find a new site to judge because I'm pretty sure this one is for pure humor and sarcasm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:45pm
  • For sure fake and why Text "wait the condom broke...." just to odd Nice try lady... next time you realize your life is so uneventful you have to make up text....head to the bar

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:32pm
  • very 440 hahahah love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Only slut calls other ppl sluts...takes one to know one 5:47!!! I bet money you're like the biggest slut in the world and most likely have herpes!!! LOL!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Real classy

    Submitted by munchie on Aug 17, 10 at 10:18pm
  • Ever think it was guy quoting a girl to his friend? She'd still be a slut but doesn't mean it's fake.

    Submitted by skeeter22 on Apr 18, 10 at 12:57am
  • 1:17 is the slut in question

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:15pm
  • If it's real, I think 5:36 has a really accurate breakdown.. Probably fake, though, no one is that nonchalant about pregnancy... except maybe welfare whores with 37 kids already..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:36pm
  • if she was a real slut she would have just let this random dude put it in her "other vagina"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:15am
  • thank you 5:36! You beat me to it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Well said, 3:24. Well said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:38am
  • but shes probably a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:23pm
  • well if it is real and she is pregnant than that baby clearly has a winner for a mother, and 1:17, you took people saying slut WAY too personal...sounds like you probably have a get the 10th one free buyers card for your local abortion clinic.....whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:18pm
  • May 28, 2009 1:49PM Agreed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:37pm
  • why was she texting during this??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:10am
  • actually i could see that being a text, obv you arent texting the person youre w, youre texting a gf about the situation that just happened or that happened lastnight and when youre texting you text as if it were happened right then... hence the wait and the ehh whatever

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:37pm
  • haha ppl need to relax. this one actually made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:14pm
  • gotta be fake, just cause it sounds more like something youd say in conversation than something youd text ... seriously when would u ever text 'wait ... the condom broke' ???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:23am