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  • Pretty sure there's about 5 people who write every text that makes it onto this site. LET'S SEE HOW MANY COLLEGE STEREOTYPES WE CAN FIT INTO THIS TEXT/JOKE! ROFL.

    Submitted by G37R4P3D on Jul 24, 10 at 10:50pm
  • I think instead of pointing out how obviously fake this is, we should get to know each other better. So: Hi. My TFLN handle is "regalbeagle." I'm 22 and will start working on a Master's Degree in English Language this winter. Text thread successfully hijacked.

    Submitted by regalbeagle on Jul 24, 10 at 11:27pm
  • keithstone the O.B. (original boss) is back now hes the boss

    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 25, 10 at 12:51am
  • They see me trolling they hatin they all think I'm just so old and pervy

    Submitted by south153 on Jul 24, 10 at 11:49pm
  • I second that motion

    Submitted by PurpMcGurp on Jul 25, 10 at 2:24am
  • That's Quacktastic!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 24, 10 at 10:08pm
  • Peyton Manning had sex with cobra8645

    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 25, 10 at 12:03am
  • Lolololololololololololololololololol!! Fake but still.. Wow

    Submitted by Felorius on Jul 25, 10 at 12:06pm
  • Where's firsty?!?! D:

    Submitted by mob24 on Jul 25, 10 at 5:06am
  • First!!!!

    Submitted by ChicaMEB on Jul 25, 10 at 12:50am
  • NO ONE CARES ABOUT BESTIALITY! SHADDUP

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 1:30am
  • If I'mKeithStone ever says, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" again, i'm giving it a thumbs up. Thats how much i hate firsty.

    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 25, 10 at 3:51am
  • Fake!!!!!!

    Submitted by PinkTaco1606 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:24am
  • way to represent michigan! i am so proud of my state right now.

    Submitted by Tylos2 on Feb 26, 11 at 9:19pm
  • Jay Cutler had sex with a porpoise

    Submitted by jaycutler on Jul 25, 10 at 1:08am
  • You go girl!

    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:04am
  • Arguing over the Internet: even if you win, your still fail

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 2:06am
  • IM YELLING, BITCHES

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 1:04am
  • Defriended? Lol

    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 3:43am
  • Fake

    Submitted by rendlesham on Jul 25, 10 at 1:44am
  • Firsty is an anally raped child. Extra aids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:06pm
  • Can't we all just get along? 

    Submitted by skwerly1 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:02am
  • True facts

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 2:23am
  • Fuck. Now quacktastic? Fuck you Internet. Fuck. You.

    Submitted by joea1 on Jul 25, 10 at 12:02am
  • I'm stating that as a fact, along the same line as me saying babies get aids mainly from tainted breastmilk and the myth that having sex with a virgin cures aids. If you thought what I said was a joke your the fucked up one here.

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 1:40am
  • Beaglehead you complain when someone has sex with a porpoise but you think saying children are being raped anally is ok? Are you just plain stupid? Seriously?

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 1:35am
  • Gross. The friend shoulda thrown it out.

    Submitted by itouch on Jul 24, 10 at 11:41pm
  • I counted 7-8 stereotypes in this text. A little too much TFLN operators.

    Submitted by Sanjay_Gupta on Jul 25, 10 at 8:24am
  • 231... Fuck yes!!! Keep it classy northwest Michigan! Haha. Been too long since I've seen these numbers on here :(

    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 25, 10 at 1:16am
  • WHATS GOATSIE?!

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 24, 10 at 10:45pm
  • @ Im_twelve you are a foolish troll. And you are not twelve

    Submitted by foolishfool on Jul 25, 10 at 7:00am
  • Nothing you've said on here is funny. You like spouting facts of life and trying to inform the masses? There is an APP for that but tfln isn't the right one. So you stfu.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 2:50am
  • Second

    Submitted by braindead90 on Jul 24, 10 at 10:06pm
  • This is so quacktastically firsty. The dorms are getting full and classes begin soon. The tfln site should greatly improve in the coming weeks.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 10:55pm
  • Hmm. I hate when people call fake, but this is honestly the stupidest text I've ever seen on here.

    Submitted by miiileycyrus on Jul 25, 10 at 8:57pm
  • Rule 34 for sure.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 8:26am
  • @beagleheaduphisass "you're" just fucked up period. If I wanted sociology lessons I certainly wouldn't get them off of tfln. This is an escape from reality so even if all these tragedies are indeed occurring this ain't CNN. I come here to laugh at idiots not be depressed over world affairs. Munch.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 2:47am
  • Children are being anally raped all over the world

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 1:03am
  • These split ends are making me firsty

    Submitted by stanthelamp on Jul 24, 10 at 10:05pm
  • I like how they are just defriending them form Facebook lol

    Submitted by vanesa2 on May 26, 11 at 7:44pm
  • @foolishfool you stick with being a fool and you don't know how old I am so stfu. I'm more intelligent than you so quit being dumb and old.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 11:56am