whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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Pretty sure there's about 5 people who write every text that makes it onto this site. LET'S SEE HOW MANY COLLEGE STEREOTYPES WE CAN FIT INTO THIS TEXT/JOKE! ROFL.
I think instead of pointing out how obviously fake this is, we should get to know each other better. So: Hi. My TFLN handle is "regalbeagle." I'm 22 and will start working on a Master's Degree in English Language this winter. Text thread successfully hijacked.
keithstone the O.B. (original boss) is back now hes the boss
They see me trolling they hatin they all think I'm just so old and pervy
I second that motion
Peyton Manning had sex with cobra8645
Lolololololololololololololololololol!! Fake but still.. Wow
Where's firsty?!?! D:
NO ONE CARES ABOUT BESTIALITY! SHADDUP
If I'mKeithStone ever says, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" again, i'm giving it a thumbs up. Thats how much i hate firsty.
way to represent michigan! i am so proud of my state right now.
Jay Cutler had sex with a porpoise
You go girl!
Arguing over the Internet: even if you win, your still fail
IM YELLING, BITCHES
Firsty is an anally raped child. Extra aids
Can't we all just get along?
Fuck. Now quacktastic? Fuck you Internet. Fuck. You.
I'm stating that as a fact, along the same line as me saying babies get aids mainly from tainted breastmilk and the myth that having sex with a virgin cures aids. If you thought what I said was a joke your the fucked up one here.
Beaglehead you complain when someone has sex with a porpoise but you think saying children are being raped anally is ok? Are you just plain stupid? Seriously?
Gross. The friend shoulda thrown it out.
I counted 7-8 stereotypes in this text. A little too much TFLN operators.
231... Fuck yes!!! Keep it classy northwest Michigan! Haha. Been too long since I've seen these numbers on here :(
@ Im_twelve you are a foolish troll. And you are not twelve
Nothing you've said on here is funny. You like spouting facts of life and trying to inform the masses? There is an APP for that but tfln isn't the right one. So you stfu.
This is so quacktastically firsty. The dorms are getting full and classes begin soon. The tfln site should greatly improve in the coming weeks.
Hmm. I hate when people call fake, but this is honestly the stupidest text I've ever seen on here.
Rule 34 for sure.
@beagleheaduphisass "you're" just fucked up period. If I wanted sociology lessons I certainly wouldn't get them off of tfln. This is an escape from reality so even if all these tragedies are indeed occurring this ain't CNN. I come here to laugh at idiots not be depressed over world affairs. Munch.
Children are being anally raped all over the world
These split ends are making me firsty
I like how they are just defriending them form Facebook lol
@foolishfool you stick with being a fool and you don't know how old I am so stfu. I'm more intelligent than you so quit being dumb and old.