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  • Submitted by G37R4P3D on Jul 24, 10 at 10:50pm

    Pretty sure there's about 5 people who write every text that makes it onto this site. LET'S SEE HOW MANY COLLEGE STEREOTYPES WE CAN FIT INTO THIS TEXT/JOKE! ROFL.

  • Submitted by regalbeagle on Jul 24, 10 at 11:27pm

    I think instead of pointing out how obviously fake this is, we should get to know each other better. So: Hi. My TFLN handle is "regalbeagle." I'm 22 and will start working on a Master's Degree in English Language this winter. Text thread successfully hijacked.

  • 64 50
    Submitted by Felorius on Jul 25, 10 at 12:06pm

    Lolololololololololololololololololol!! Fake but still.. Wow

  • 72 69
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 25, 10 at 3:51am

    If I'mKeithStone ever says, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" again, i'm giving it a thumbs up. Thats how much i hate firsty.

  • 73 76
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 25, 10 at 12:51am

    keithstone the O.B. (original boss) is back now hes the boss

  • 67 66
    Submitted by PurpMcGurp on Jul 25, 10 at 2:24am

    I second that motion

  • 64 70
    Submitted by PinkTaco1606 on Jul 28, 10 at 11:24am

    Fake!!!!!!

  • 59 65
    Submitted by mob24 on Jul 25, 10 at 5:06am

    Where's firsty?!?! D:

  • 63 73
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 25, 10 at 12:03am

    Peyton Manning had sex with cobra8645

  • 67 82
    Submitted by ChicaMEB on Jul 25, 10 at 12:50am

    First!!!!

  • 63 76
    Submitted by jaycutler on Jul 25, 10 at 1:08am

    Jay Cutler had sex with a porpoise

  • 65 81
    Submitted by rendlesham on Jul 25, 10 at 1:44am

    Fake

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 1:30am

    NO ONE CARES ABOUT BESTIALITY! SHADDUP

  • 58 72
    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:04am

    You go girl!

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Tylos2 on Feb 26, 11 at 9:19pm

    way to represent michigan! i am so proud of my state right now.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by south153 on Jul 24, 10 at 11:49pm

    They see me trolling they hatin they all think I'm just so old and pervy

  • 50 61
    Submitted by skwerly1 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:02am

    Can't we all just get along? 

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 2:06am

    Arguing over the Internet: even if you win, your still fail

  • 58 91
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 1:35am

    Beaglehead you complain when someone has sex with a porpoise but you think saying children are being raped anally is ok? Are you just plain stupid? Seriously?

  • 49 75
    Submitted by foolishfool on Jul 25, 10 at 7:00am

    @ Im_twelve you are a foolish troll. And you are not twelve

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:06pm

    Firsty is an anally raped child. Extra aids

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 1:04am

    IM YELLING, BITCHES

  • 48 76
    Submitted by joea1 on Jul 25, 10 at 12:02am

    Fuck. Now quacktastic? Fuck you Internet. Fuck. You.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 24, 10 at 10:08pm

    That's Quacktastic!

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 25, 10 at 1:16am

    231... Fuck yes!!! Keep it classy northwest Michigan! Haha. Been too long since I've seen these numbers on here :(

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 1:40am

    I'm stating that as a fact, along the same line as me saying babies get aids mainly from tainted breastmilk and the myth that having sex with a virgin cures aids. If you thought what I said was a joke your the fucked up one here.

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 2:23am

    True facts

  • 40 65
    Submitted by miiileycyrus on Jul 25, 10 at 8:57pm

    Hmm. I hate when people call fake, but this is honestly the stupidest text I've ever seen on here.

  • 54 93
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 8:26am

    Rule 34 for sure.

  • 49 84
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 2:50am

    Nothing you've said on here is funny. You like spouting facts of life and trying to inform the masses? There is an APP for that but tfln isn't the right one. So you stfu.

  • 47 81
    Submitted by itouch on Jul 24, 10 at 11:41pm

    Gross. The friend shoulda thrown it out.

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 24, 10 at 10:45pm

    WHATS GOATSIE?!

  • 47 87
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 2:47am

    @beagleheaduphisass "you're" just fucked up period. If I wanted sociology lessons I certainly wouldn't get them off of tfln. This is an escape from reality so even if all these tragedies are indeed occurring this ain't CNN. I come here to laugh at idiots not be depressed over world affairs. Munch.

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Sanjay_Gupta on Jul 25, 10 at 8:24am

    I counted 7-8 stereotypes in this text. A little too much TFLN operators.

  • 48 90
    Submitted by braindead90 on Jul 24, 10 at 10:06pm

    Second

  • 46 87
    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 3:43am

    Defriended? Lol

  • 43 81
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 10:55pm

    This is so quacktastically firsty. The dorms are getting full and classes begin soon. The tfln site should greatly improve in the coming weeks.

  • 25 60
    Submitted by vanesa2 on May 26, 11 at 7:44pm

    I like how they are just defriending them form Facebook lol

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 25, 10 at 1:03am

    Children are being anally raped all over the world

  • Submitted by stanthelamp on Jul 24, 10 at 10:05pm

    These split ends are making me firsty

  • 30 86
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 25, 10 at 11:56am

    @foolishfool you stick with being a fool and you don't know how old I am so stfu. I'm more intelligent than you so quit being dumb and old.