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  • Thank a soldier today.

    Submitted by lemonjuice on May 31, 10 at 3:04pm
  • He had his things in your mouth, and then made a shot on your face. This guy is a champ

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 4:02pm
    • thanks for repeating the exact same joke. so original, dumbass. you're either the guy who repeats everything people say or needs to have the joke explained to you

      Submitted by Leto on Jun 1, 10 at 3:06pm
      • You take the internet way to fucking seriously.

        Submitted by RisaKaitlyn on Jun 1, 10 at 6:12pm
        • not really, at all. besides, you think the internet is entirely free of people bashing each other all day? that its all robot unicorn attack and spongebob ytmnd's? people troll and flame, its what the internets all about. besides, what are you doing? taking time out of your 'relevant and interesting' day to trash what somebody else says. hypocrisy, thy name is risakaitlyn. troll completed.

          Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 2:54am
  • And you loved it.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 31, 10 at 4:54pm
  • Do straight guys giggle?...

    Submitted by xNikkix on Jul 14, 10 at 10:58pm
  • Money shot! Cha- ching

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 3:55pm
  • this actually made me laugh.

    Submitted by heeyitsally on May 31, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Should have banged him love ;)

    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 1, 10 at 3:03pm
  • And I am sure he has his no problem keeping his dance card full.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 31, 10 at 6:01pm
  • How is that bitchy?

    Submitted by smk_lk_a_hippie on May 31, 10 at 4:20pm
  • Hahaha. :)

    Submitted by brendaleighk on May 31, 10 at 3:06pm
  • I'm the one who sent this text in. I was laughing when I texted my friend this. My dentist is actually really chill he's only like 25 or something. So maybe you should take your bitchy dry vagina off this site.

    Submitted by RisaKaitlyn on Jun 1, 10 at 2:03am
    • By saying "I can sense how he treats women," it is logical to infer that you may have gotten a negative impression of this dentist as a professional and as a person.\n\nIt is good to know that in your case, as long as a person is "chill," it is fine for them to imagine jizz splashing across your face.

      Submitted by akmills on Jun 1, 10 at 7:15pm
  • Skeet skeet skeet!

    Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on May 31, 10 at 9:10pm
  • How about you take your dry vagina off of this site, ok?

    Submitted by akmills on May 31, 10 at 9:53pm
  • Fuck people who aren't professional at their goddamn place of business. Makes the encounter soo awkward for whoever has to deal with it

    Submitted by velociraptor on May 31, 10 at 5:30pm
  • You sound like a real bitch. Probably the first guy in 20 years to give you a facial, and likely the last.

    Submitted by klangford on May 31, 10 at 3:31pm