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  • Submitted by lemonjuice on May 31, 10 at 3:04pm

    Thank a soldier today.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 4:02pm

    He had his things in your mouth, and then made a shot on your face. This guy is a champ

    • Submitted by Leto on Jun 1, 10 at 3:06pm

      thanks for repeating the exact same joke. so original, dumbass. you're either the guy who repeats everything people say or needs to have the joke explained to you

      • Submitted by RisaKaitlyn on Jun 1, 10 at 6:12pm

        You take the internet way to fucking seriously.

        • Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 2:54am

          not really, at all. besides, you think the internet is entirely free of people bashing each other all day? that its all robot unicorn attack and spongebob ytmnd's? people troll and flame, its what the internets all about. besides, what are you doing? taking time out of your 'relevant and interesting' day to trash what somebody else says. hypocrisy, thy name is risakaitlyn. troll completed.

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 31, 10 at 4:54pm

    And you loved it.

  • Submitted by xNikkix on Jul 14, 10 at 10:58pm

    Do straight guys giggle?...

  • Submitted by brendaleighk on May 31, 10 at 3:06pm

    Hahaha. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 3:55pm

    Money shot! Cha- ching

  • Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on May 31, 10 at 9:10pm

    Skeet skeet skeet!

  • Submitted by RisaKaitlyn on Jun 1, 10 at 2:03am

    I'm the one who sent this text in. I was laughing when I texted my friend this. My dentist is actually really chill he's only like 25 or something. So maybe you should take your bitchy dry vagina off this site.

    • Submitted by akmills on Jun 1, 10 at 7:15pm

      By saying "I can sense how he treats women," it is logical to infer that you may have gotten a negative impression of this dentist as a professional and as a person.\n\nIt is good to know that in your case, as long as a person is "chill," it is fine for them to imagine jizz splashing across your face.

  • Submitted by heeyitsally on May 31, 10 at 3:44pm

    this actually made me laugh.

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 1, 10 at 3:03pm

    Should have banged him love ;)

  • Submitted by akmills on May 31, 10 at 9:53pm

    How about you take your dry vagina off of this site, ok?

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 31, 10 at 6:01pm

    And I am sure he has his no problem keeping his dance card full.

  • Submitted by smk_lk_a_hippie on May 31, 10 at 4:20pm

    How is that bitchy?

  • Submitted by velociraptor on May 31, 10 at 5:30pm

    Fuck people who aren't professional at their goddamn place of business. Makes the encounter soo awkward for whoever has to deal with it

    • Submitted by Cpt_Underpants on May 31, 10 at 6:32pm

      You must be really boring in bed and hate life huh?

  • Submitted by klangford on May 31, 10 at 3:31pm

    You sound like a real bitch. Probably the first guy in 20 years to give you a facial, and likely the last.

    • Submitted by tkelly647 on May 31, 10 at 5:15pm

      sounds like someones a highly defensive pervy dentist.....