not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
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Just so everyone realizes im a man and my wife has pushed out 3 kids and doubled her weight and i love her now more than ever. not every man is an ass. theres still hope for the males out there
I lost the guy, lost the weight, found much better life and "poof" he showed up again!Nice to walk away from him after that! I hope she gets to have the same experience
That is seriously mean!
I once stopped fucking my ex because she gained a huge amount of weight. She looked like a swollen garbage bag. She would wake up in the night and get pissed because we never fucked, and wake me up to bitch. We fought constantly and I left her for a normal, slender girl.
This line would have worked very well.
Men are disgusting, thank God I'm a lesbian.
"Every guy here smiles and nods and every woman gets pissed......does that tell you something?" ..... hey douchebag, men get fat too, and we women don't have to put up with that shit either :) thanks. bottom line, when you fall in love with someone there is obviously physical attraction... if that goes away, it's not what you signed up for and who wants to be with someone they don't find attractive? men AND women have the right to leave if they so choose.
You're a fucking asshole.
If this were an ORIGINAL line and not stolen from elsewhere, it might be clever.
if you knew manchester, you would call it manch-vegas.
live free or die.
This is perfect.
9 out of 10 guys are nodding their heads (while their wives aren't looking) and the 10th guy, a newlywed, is getting worried. For good reason.
might be harsh... but what is worse is letting yourself go -particularly for health reasons. if she is fat, she will have a premature death.
Every guy here smiles and nods and every woman gets pissed......does that tell you something?
NOT original.... or funny. failure.
Pretty mean, but she probably deserved it. I'd like to think it took a LOT before this line came out.
lovvvvve it. i want to make it a facebook quote.
Both men and women are disgusting... thank God for bestiality!
hilarious, but sucks for the girl unless she is a serious bitch lmao
this guy entered his own text. that he didn't send. lol
oh New Hampshire, how I love you~
lovvvvve it. i want to make it a facebook quote.
May 17, 2009 8:19PM
Are you serious 10:59? The bitch is fat! Like obesely huge!
Go on a diet!
nh breeds butt holes
Want some ice for that burn?
ha! oh god, i am a girl and hope i one day get the opportunity to say something along that line to a guy.
i just think its fucking gutty that you'd say that in a text to someone you were in love with? like thats incredibly messed up
And by asshole I mean an asshole literally made for fucking.
thats really fucked up
uhm, dont vote this as a bad night!
this is a WIN for sure.
Aaww the little man is bitter because him got his heart broke. Move in and enough with the childish insults, she is probably better for NOT being the girl that would love a jerk like this
Just over half of you people have about as good a sense of humor as this chick has an exercise plan. Get fucked.
MASSIVE slam on girlfriend's weight gain outta NOWHERE
i bet he met her online!!!
Well its not about hating fat people its about not wanting to date them.
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're so mean but that made my day!!!
your fucked up
Tis funny :) And being fat is NOT okay paha
now she's gonna drown her sorrows in a tub of ice cream
this is from the bastard breakup on youtube..
AMAZING. Sounds like she probably deserved it.
Haha at the reply from 4:46pm. Freudian slip?
Jeez, some people are assholes. Why would you hope for something like that?
That's gunna cum in handy
I don't get this. Someone please break it down for me.
lol....see...women do get mad at this text.
The funniest thing about this post is in the replies: how pissed some people are, and how some people are even more evil to the pissed people. But the second funniest thing about this post is the guy who sex something using "sex" by accident, and the other guy calling it a Freudian slip. I lolled at that even more.
thank you new hampshire
*cough* Movie quote *cough cough*
Thats fucking awesome some girls just need to be told this.
thats sooo terrible
fuck yeah new hampshire. represent
NH is full of useless douchebags anyway heh
if the shoe fits...lol, depending on the situation, this could be really funny or really terrible...
People need to chill, jeez. Im not particularly thin, and im a chick, and i found it funny. Stop taking the shit on this site so seriously! Its supposed to be FUN.
Even if she did get fat, can't he fantasize about the thin person she once was?
you would, new hampshire.
You were just trying to find someone to blame for having eating her,but in reality,you ate her,Huge Hefner.
Sounds like she loved the ranch dressing more than she loved you....
stop judging 9:54. it's not a question of 'hope'. for some people fat is not ok, and for some people it is. doesn't make your perspective any more right than mine. personally, i keep in shape for my s.o. and i expect her to do the same, if not she can be happy with someone else.
Women get mad at this stuff because they know there is more than a grain of truth to it. I probably shouldn't mention "grain" or any other food here, though.
That so fits someone I know.
what an asshole that girl is scarred for life
I hate fat people too =]
Would bet $10 this "text" was never actually sent.
beautiful... i wish i could have said to the same to my ex... only... she got hotter :(
i dunno. lol i'm a woman and im laughing my ass off. so no, not all women get pissed lol
I'm fat too and this is EFFING HILARIOUS
ahahaha that is soooo sadddd.
Manchester,NH gotta love it ....wait no its a shit town but this was funny
yeah I agree with 6:33pm.....
this reflects my current life situation.
Haha. That's mean but funny
that girl had to have really fucked up for him to go that far. especially since he used to love her. ouch.
I don't think he isn't in live with her because she is fat. She probably hurt him in some way and he is pissed. So cool it with the men are pigs shit. Women are no better.
i could use that one right now
4:34....u said it all my friend, you said it all
lol! This happened to my sister, she seriously needs to lose some weight.
sounds like a true story, I used damn near the same line.
Sounds like something I should have sex to my ex when i found out she was cheating on me.
Dear Men - - You don't look that good when you turn 40. Just remember that when you criticize your woman when she puts on a few pounds.
Was her name Caroline?
hahahahahahaha that is out of control hilarious
Funny how being anon can make everyone so brave...
Stop being so judgy peeps
He doesn't say "no longer the girl I fell in love with", maybe he's just talking about a freakishly large stalker.