not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
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Just so everyone realizes im a man and my wife has pushed out 3 kids and doubled her weight and i love her now more than ever. not every man is an ass. theres still hope for the males out there
I lost the guy, lost the weight, found much better life and "poof" he showed up again!Nice to walk away from him after that! I hope she gets to have the same experience
That is seriously mean!
I once stopped fucking my ex because she gained a huge amount of weight. She looked like a swollen garbage bag. She would wake up in the night and get pissed because we never fucked, and wake me up to bitch. We fought constantly and I left her for a normal, slender girl.
This line would have worked very well.
Men are disgusting, thank God I'm a lesbian.
"Every guy here smiles and nods and every woman gets pissed......does that tell you something?" ..... hey douchebag, men get fat too, and we women don't have to put up with that shit either :) thanks. bottom line, when you fall in love with someone there is obviously physical attraction... if that goes away, it's not what you signed up for and who wants to be with someone they don't find attractive? men AND women have the right to leave if they so choose.
If this were an ORIGINAL line and not stolen from elsewhere, it might be clever.
You're a fucking asshole.
if you knew manchester, you would call it manch-vegas.
live free or die.
9 out of 10 guys are nodding their heads (while their wives aren't looking) and the 10th guy, a newlywed, is getting worried. For good reason.
Every guy here smiles and nods and every woman gets pissed......does that tell you something?
might be harsh... but what is worse is letting yourself go -particularly for health reasons. if she is fat, she will have a premature death.
lovvvvve it. i want to make it a facebook quote.
Pretty mean, but she probably deserved it. I'd like to think it took a LOT before this line came out.
NOT original.... or funny. failure.
Both men and women are disgusting... thank God for bestiality!
this guy entered his own text. that he didn't send. lol
This is perfect.
nh breeds butt holes
hilarious, but sucks for the girl unless she is a serious bitch lmao
oh New Hampshire, how I love you~
i just think its fucking gutty that you'd say that in a text to someone you were in love with? like thats incredibly messed up
Want some ice for that burn?
ha! oh god, i am a girl and hope i one day get the opportunity to say something along that line to a guy.
lovvvvve it. i want to make it a facebook quote.
May 17, 2009 8:19PM
now she's gonna drown her sorrows in a tub of ice cream
Just over half of you people have about as good a sense of humor as this chick has an exercise plan. Get fucked.
And by asshole I mean an asshole literally made for fucking.
uhm, dont vote this as a bad night!
this is a WIN for sure.
your fucked up
Aaww the little man is bitter because him got his heart broke. Move in and enough with the childish insults, she is probably better for NOT being the girl that would love a jerk like this
Tis funny :) And being fat is NOT okay paha
Are you serious 10:59? The bitch is fat! Like obesely huge!
Go on a diet!
thats really fucked up
Well its not about hating fat people its about not wanting to date them.
i bet he met her online!!!
MASSIVE slam on girlfriend's weight gain outta NOWHERE
AMAZING. Sounds like she probably deserved it.
Haha at the reply from 4:46pm. Freudian slip?
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're so mean but that made my day!!!
Thats fucking awesome some girls just need to be told this.
lol....see...women do get mad at this text.
Jeez, some people are assholes. Why would you hope for something like that?
That's gunna cum in handy
I don't get this. Someone please break it down for me.
*cough* Movie quote *cough cough*
this is from the bastard breakup on youtube..
thank you new hampshire
People need to chill, jeez. Im not particularly thin, and im a chick, and i found it funny. Stop taking the shit on this site so seriously! Its supposed to be FUN.
if the shoe fits...lol, depending on the situation, this could be really funny or really terrible...
The funniest thing about this post is in the replies: how pissed some people are, and how some people are even more evil to the pissed people. But the second funniest thing about this post is the guy who sex something using "sex" by accident, and the other guy calling it a Freudian slip. I lolled at that even more.
Even if she did get fat, can't he fantasize about the thin person she once was?
you would, new hampshire.
thats sooo terrible
fuck yeah new hampshire. represent
NH is full of useless douchebags anyway heh
stop judging 9:54. it's not a question of 'hope'. for some people fat is not ok, and for some people it is. doesn't make your perspective any more right than mine. personally, i keep in shape for my s.o. and i expect her to do the same, if not she can be happy with someone else.
You were just trying to find someone to blame for having eating her,but in reality,you ate her,Huge Hefner.
i dunno. lol i'm a woman and im laughing my ass off. so no, not all women get pissed lol
Women get mad at this stuff because they know there is more than a grain of truth to it. I probably shouldn't mention "grain" or any other food here, though.
I hate fat people too =]
this reflects my current life situation.
That so fits someone I know.
what an asshole that girl is scarred for life
Would bet $10 this "text" was never actually sent.
Sounds like she loved the ranch dressing more than she loved you....
Manchester,NH gotta love it ....wait no its a shit town but this was funny
beautiful... i wish i could have said to the same to my ex... only... she got hotter :(
I'm fat too and this is EFFING HILARIOUS
Haha. That's mean but funny
ahahaha that is soooo sadddd.
that girl had to have really fucked up for him to go that far. especially since he used to love her. ouch.
I don't think he isn't in live with her because she is fat. She probably hurt him in some way and he is pissed. So cool it with the men are pigs shit. Women are no better.
yeah I agree with 6:33pm.....
i could use that one right now
4:34....u said it all my friend, you said it all
sounds like a true story, I used damn near the same line.
lol! This happened to my sister, she seriously needs to lose some weight.
Dear Men - - You don't look that good when you turn 40. Just remember that when you criticize your woman when she puts on a few pounds.
Sounds like something I should have sex to my ex when i found out she was cheating on me.
Funny how being anon can make everyone so brave...
Stop being so judgy peeps
Was her name Caroline?
He doesn't say "no longer the girl I fell in love with", maybe he's just talking about a freakishly large stalker.
hahahahahahaha that is out of control hilarious