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  • why don't you finger one of the asians?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:41am
  • now THIS is a good TFLN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:38am
  • What kind of girl gets fingered in front of a roomfull of people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:41am
  • Been here. Except Linkin park was playing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:41am
  • Don't you think we have pointed enough fingers at those poor Asians over the years?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:57am
  • If every girl that liked pleasure was a whore, the world is teeming with them. Can't fight the movement! - Mia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:57pm
  • I fucking love the 510

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:13am
  • Awesome I love getting fingered in a room full of people!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:44am
  • You need to make better life decisions and then you will not find yourself in these bottom feeder situations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:12am
  • yeah 2:17 you're too young. Go home it's past your curfew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Hahahahah this totally made my morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:18am
  • In a room full of people u thinks it's ok to have sex?? The chick is a ho fo shoo. Not because she likes sex or pleasure but because it's in a ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE!!! Wierdos…

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:56pm
  • really sounds like an awesome night, but then i saw that there was lady gaga playing....poor bastard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:50pm
  • Turn off the gaga and the YouTube and everyone start banging the hoe she's obviously game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:34pm
  • 3:22 she was the one who let him do it to her in front of people. I'm pretty sure that classifies her as a whore. And your defending her? Sounds like this might be an action you've made a time or two in your loge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:29pm
  • This fucking would be from the 510

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:10am
  • What about a handjob in at movie theater? Would I be a whore also? 11:55 and 6

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:54am
  • Finally a funny one ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:22am
  • Lady Gaga is the best part of that night!!! :o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:45pm
  • 12:56 why is just the girl a whore? she wasnt fucking herself. guys need to get a grip theyre the dirty whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:22pm
  • lol I read the text before reading the area code and thought "this sounds like people around here" and yes, i was right!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:00pm
  • Oooohh I got fingered.....cuz I'm in grade 8 and that's cool.... Fuckin kids on this site!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:47pm
  • sounds like my weekend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:02pm
  • English, motherfuckers, do you speak it? "whores" get PAID. There are many and sundry terms for those who will fuck anything that breathes, (and one very special terms for those who fuck things that don't), but you lot prefer to stick with the towering ineloquence and inaccuracy of actually debating the "whore"dom of these females. Were they PAID for it? Yes? Whore. No? Not. Rocket science this is not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:25am
  • Oh, you're all whores. STFU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:58pm
  • I got fingered yesterday :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:17pm
  • I fucking love the 510 [2]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:39am
  • OH GOD. Give me a break. The girl is a whore because she let the guy do it? And the guy holds no responsibility? Maybe the girl just likes sex? That hardly makes her a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:40pm
  • the girl's not a whore because she likes sex, she's a whore cuz she lets a guy finger her in front of a bunch of people. whoever is sticking up for this chich is dumb. i'm a female and would never be caught dead doin that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:12pm
  • So basically I read this, and was like "Ah thats something that would happen in the bay...". And wouldn't you know, its 510. i fucks with you, whoever you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:41am
  • I'd call her a whore because she's at the same level as one as this point. Stop getting so literally with the definition of whore. Damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:33am
  • There are alot of whores thees day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:37pm
  • @9:46 No one's removing blame from the girl, buy we're all saying that it takes two to tango. You're just mad because sexually forward women won't fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:21pm
  • sounds like a fun time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:16am
  • im so high riht now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Haha how is this a bad thing? (other than the girl getting fingered)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:46pm
  • 2:21 - are you just sexist towards women because you have been rejected that many times, or because you are a homosexual?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:31am
  • All girls should be ashamed of themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:21am
  • the girls that are dirty whores are the ones who get offended by the term -- you dirty whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:06pm
  • 7:40 you need professional help

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:32pm
  • it seems like the feminist supporters of TFLN don't think that the word whore can apply to a woman that gives it up easily. They'd rather blame the guy. Excuse me, but the woman is the one opening her legs. The woman is the whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Yeah dillon wtf? She was giving me head!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:38am
  • Only sorry, lonely, sexually repressed guys call girls who like sex whores. Rub one out and get overself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:40pm
    • yeah those...and of course guys that are able to identify women who have sex with vast numbers of partners

      Submitted by 4nik8ion on Apr 17, 10 at 12:32am
  • without whores, none of you guys would ever get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:55pm
  • dylan i was not getting fingered you prick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:32am
  • We're all just well trained monkeys to society -cats eye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:55pm
  • A whore can be male or female. I know Many whore of both sexes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:55pm
  • you guys are so dumb. a girl can have sex without being called a whore. so if i guy has a lot of sex its good? but if a girl does it bad? how the fuck does that make sense?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:46pm
  • BAHAHA... that's my friend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:16am
  • Need to jeep the shit genes out of the pool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:21pm
  • how did i know when you said "asians and skaters" you'd be a 510 number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Life couldn't get any better than this one moment in time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:45pm
  • EWWWW custy ?

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 11:22am
  • who r u?!?!?!? either i am the one who secretly wrote this..i dont think so..or i know u...this is like every other or every week end for me!!!1?!!? do i know u?!?!?!? lol

    Submitted by lane_luv on May 7, 10 at 12:28pm
  • 4:40, ha, rub one out; ill admit thats a new one on me XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:51pm
  • This guy thinks that the chick getting fingered in a crowd is hot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:51pm
  • She's a ho.... No question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:08pm
  • I am Jack's sexual abandon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:51pm
  • This sounds exactly like my house on any given weekend night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:36am
  • Seriously. Why are there so many whores nowadays? Ladies need to learn to have more respect for themselves. I know it involves a guy too but it's hardly the same. Women should be more discerning since men already aren't. Need to jeep the shit genes out of the pool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Ummm why didn't you just leave?!

    Submitted by . on Feb 16, 10 at 9:21pm
  • you're all fucking pricks do you know how many people have sex in plain sight at a majority of parties? women get enough shit already without you dickheads adding to the already out of control numbers of sexist pigs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:05am
  • Hahahah I love the YouTube video cat on LSD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:16pm
  • i read this.. and really thought it was someone texting from within the house i was at.

    Submitted by sahayneemoonbow on Mar 19, 10 at 9:36pm