I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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Thats thinking inside the bottle. and i like it.
Yummy I love olives!! And martinis...
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couldn't you just eat the olives without the martini? obviously you're still thinking IN the box if you're not able to separate the idea of olives from an alcoholic beverage.
Stupid.... Why not just eat olives ya lazy bum
thats not lazy, just an overwhelming feeling of getting alcohol out of the situation
I can't count the times I had bloody Marys for the olives celery and tomato juice- meal in a glass- vitamins included!!
@ih8firsties...cause olives aren't packed in delicious vodka and dry vermouth. wait thats a great idea, i should sell that.
I don't know you, but I think we should be friends.
Couldn't you have just eaten the bloody olives on their own?
Yes he could have eaten the olives on his own, however..... What's the point??
If you made the martini you have olives, which means you DO have food, and are just looking for an excuse to drink
Thats dumb. You're dumb