I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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Three guys go to a ski lodge,
and there aren't enough rooms,
so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night,
the guy on the right wakes up and says,
"I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up,
and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says,
"That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
A dude sent this text in...from prison.
8:32 Lemme guess, your first pube grow in last night and now you think you're a big man? Only children pretending to be adults downplay the fun and importance of foreplay.
This actually happens.. Take my word for it.
Yeah...this was a joke on the sex jokes application for iPhone. Fail. Mega fake fail.
That's why it is called skiing
do they teach you how to ski in middle school these days?
Lady (or gent) who sent this text: I've gotta tell you, I'm a giant ho, but right now I worship you for your amazing levels of hoitude. This is a great day for hos everywhere.
hand jobs are OK for pre-teens but once the pubes pop out you need the real thing
It would be better for you if you were being eiffell towered.
so sick of fake texts from horney dudes...why can u just have sex and leave us alone?!
1:13 i agree and im a chick
In soviet Russia handjobs do you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, handjobs suck from girls. Especially dry ones. It's like, I can do this myself, and about 10x better. So just suck, or fuck.
Wow!! 2.27PM totally agree with you there!!
I haven't given a hj since I was 12
I love getting DP from guys as I suck a third one
Grace Hardy? Is this you? Yeah, this is Brad, one of your victims
Really unknown error??
Yea 527 we reallllly belive you were one of the dudes there. Fuckin tool
It's called going skiing dumbass
OP is a slut, but what kind of man wants to be part of that situation? This text makes me lose faith in humanity just a little more.
trying "rowing the boat" and blow a third guy at the same time
that's why they call it skiing, retard.
Alex!!!!! What a hoe!
Whore to the max!!!!
last time i gave any kind of hj was when i was takin a lil breather while giving head
Poly people have more fun.
You got this off Californication idiot...
the 2 handjobs and a bj is called the pteradactyl
Handjob's a man's job. Girls shouldn't be wasting their time on that.
And this girl is disgustingly slutty. What girl is trashy enough to do that? And what guys are just as trashy enough to take part in that
Yes a blow job is better but I will not turn down a hand job anytime
8:02 are you a Turk?
I was one of the "poles" in this situation. her bf of 6 years on one side and me on the other. a 3-way between friends isn't slutty.
This is getting ridiculous.
who the fuck does this?
hahahahahahahah i'm dying..
I learned the other day that that's actually called
This is actually called a teradactyl.