I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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Three guys go to a ski lodge,
and there aren't enough rooms,
so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night,
the guy on the right wakes up and says,
"I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up,
and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says,
"That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
A dude sent this text in...from prison.
8:32 Lemme guess, your first pube grow in last night and now you think you're a big man? Only children pretending to be adults downplay the fun and importance of foreplay.
This actually happens.. Take my word for it.
That's why it is called skiing
Yeah...this was a joke on the sex jokes application for iPhone. Fail. Mega fake fail.
Lady (or gent) who sent this text: I've gotta tell you, I'm a giant ho, but right now I worship you for your amazing levels of hoitude. This is a great day for hos everywhere.
do they teach you how to ski in middle school these days?
It would be better for you if you were being eiffell towered.
hand jobs are OK for pre-teens but once the pubes pop out you need the real thing
1:13 i agree and im a chick
so sick of fake texts from horney dudes...why can u just have sex and leave us alone?!
In soviet Russia handjobs do you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, handjobs suck from girls. Especially dry ones. It's like, I can do this myself, and about 10x better. So just suck, or fuck.
I haven't given a hj since I was 12
Grace Hardy? Is this you? Yeah, this is Brad, one of your victims
I love getting DP from guys as I suck a third one
OP is a slut, but what kind of man wants to be part of that situation? This text makes me lose faith in humanity just a little more.
Really unknown error??
Wow!! 2.27PM totally agree with you there!!
that's why they call it skiing, retard.
Alex!!!!! What a hoe!
Yea 527 we reallllly belive you were one of the dudes there. Fuckin tool
It's called going skiing dumbass
trying "rowing the boat" and blow a third guy at the same time
last time i gave any kind of hj was when i was takin a lil breather while giving head
You got this off Californication idiot...
Whore to the max!!!!
Poly people have more fun.
the 2 handjobs and a bj is called the pteradactyl
I was one of the "poles" in this situation. her bf of 6 years on one side and me on the other. a 3-way between friends isn't slutty.
Yes a blow job is better but I will not turn down a hand job anytime
Handjob's a man's job. Girls shouldn't be wasting their time on that.
And this girl is disgustingly slutty. What girl is trashy enough to do that? And what guys are just as trashy enough to take part in that
8:02 are you a Turk?
This is getting ridiculous.
hahahahahahahah i'm dying..
who the fuck does this?
I learned the other day that that's actually called
This is actually called a teradactyl.