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  • Fake, Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33am
  • A dude sent this text in...from prison.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:32am
  • 8:32 Lemme guess, your first pube grow in last night and now you think you're a big man? Only children pretending to be adults downplay the fun and importance of foreplay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:14am
  • 8:32 Lemme guess, your first pube grow in last night and now you think you're a big man? Only children pretending to be adults downplay the fun and importance of foreplay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:14am
  • This actually happens.. Take my word for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 10:58am
  • Yeah...this was a joke on the sex jokes application for iPhone. Fail. Mega fake fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:41am
  • That's why it is called skiing

    Submitted by nothingbuttime on Mar 20, 10 at 7:14pm
  • Lady (or gent) who sent this text: I've gotta tell you, I'm a giant ho, but right now I worship you for your amazing levels of hoitude. This is a great day for hos everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:43am
  • do they teach you how to ski in middle school these days?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:31am
  • It would be better for you if you were being eiffell towered.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:27am
  • 1:13 i agree and im a chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:00pm
  • hand jobs are OK for pre-teens but once the pubes pop out you need the real thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:32am
  • so sick of fake texts from horney dudes...why can u just have sex and leave us alone?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:29am
  • In soviet Russia handjobs do you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33am
  • Yeah, handjobs suck from girls. Especially dry ones. It's like, I can do this myself, and about 10x better. So just suck, or fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:13pm
  • I haven't given a hj since I was 12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:13am
  • Grace Hardy? Is this you? Yeah, this is Brad, one of your victims

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Really unknown error??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:39am
  • Ditto 2:00. OP is a slut, but what kind of man wants to be part of that situation? This text makes me lose faith in humanity just a little more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:17pm
  • I love getting DP from guys as I suck a third one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:19am
  • Alex!!!!! What a hoe!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:09am
  • Wow!! 2.27PM totally agree with you there!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:00pm
  • that's why they call it skiing, retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:10am
  • Yea 527 we reallllly belive you were one of the dudes there. Fuckin tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:59pm
  • It's called going skiing dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:21am
  • last time i gave any kind of hj was when i was takin a lil breather while giving head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:46pm
  • trying "rowing the boat" and blow a third guy at the same time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Whore to the max!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:23am
  • Poly people have more fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:16am
  • You got this off Californication idiot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Skeet skeet!!!

    Submitted by youdoneskonks on Dec 22, 11 at 7:52am
  • the 2 handjobs and a bj is called the pteradactyl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Handjob's a man's job. Girls shouldn't be wasting their time on that. And this girl is disgustingly slutty. What girl is trashy enough to do that? And what guys are just as trashy enough to take part in that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Yes a blow job is better but I will not turn down a hand job anytime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:28pm
  • I was one of the "poles" in this situation. her bf of 6 years on one side and me on the other. a 3-way between friends isn't slutty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:27pm
  • 8:02 are you a Turk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33am
  • This is getting ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:39am
  • hahahahahahahah i'm dying..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:06am
  • who the fuck does this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:18am
  • I learned the other day that that's actually called Ski Poling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:37pm
  • This is actually called a teradactyl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:06pm