I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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Three guys go to a ski lodge,
and there aren't enough rooms,
so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night,
the guy on the right wakes up and says,
"I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up,
and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says,
"That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
A dude sent this text in...from prison.
8:32 Lemme guess, your first pube grow in last night and now you think you're a big man? Only children pretending to be adults downplay the fun and importance of foreplay.
This actually happens.. Take my word for it.
Yeah...this was a joke on the sex jokes application for iPhone. Fail. Mega fake fail.
That's why it is called skiing
do they teach you how to ski in middle school these days?
Lady (or gent) who sent this text: I've gotta tell you, I'm a giant ho, but right now I worship you for your amazing levels of hoitude. This is a great day for hos everywhere.
It would be better for you if you were being eiffell towered.
1:13 i agree and im a chick
hand jobs are OK for pre-teens but once the pubes pop out you need the real thing
In soviet Russia handjobs do you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so sick of fake texts from horney dudes...why can u just have sex and leave us alone?!
Grace Hardy? Is this you? Yeah, this is Brad, one of your victims
I haven't given a hj since I was 12
Yeah, handjobs suck from girls. Especially dry ones. It's like, I can do this myself, and about 10x better. So just suck, or fuck.
I love getting DP from guys as I suck a third one
Alex!!!!! What a hoe!
Wow!! 2.27PM totally agree with you there!!
OP is a slut, but what kind of man wants to be part of that situation? This text makes me lose faith in humanity just a little more.
Really unknown error??
that's why they call it skiing, retard.
Yea 527 we reallllly belive you were one of the dudes there. Fuckin tool
It's called going skiing dumbass
trying "rowing the boat" and blow a third guy at the same time
last time i gave any kind of hj was when i was takin a lil breather while giving head
Poly people have more fun.
Whore to the max!!!!
You got this off Californication idiot...
the 2 handjobs and a bj is called the pteradactyl
Yes a blow job is better but I will not turn down a hand job anytime
Handjob's a man's job. Girls shouldn't be wasting their time on that.
And this girl is disgustingly slutty. What girl is trashy enough to do that? And what guys are just as trashy enough to take part in that
I was one of the "poles" in this situation. her bf of 6 years on one side and me on the other. a 3-way between friends isn't slutty.
8:02 are you a Turk?
This is getting ridiculous.
hahahahahahahah i'm dying..
I learned the other day that that's actually called
This is actually called a teradactyl.
who the fuck does this?