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  • 81 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33am

    Fake, Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

  • 68 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:32am

    A dude sent this text in...from prison.

  • 57 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:14am

    8:32 Lemme guess, your first pube grow in last night and now you think you're a big man? Only children pretending to be adults downplay the fun and importance of foreplay.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 10:58am

    This actually happens.. Take my word for it.

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:14am

    8:32 Lemme guess, your first pube grow in last night and now you think you're a big man? Only children pretending to be adults downplay the fun and importance of foreplay.

  • 47 41
    Submitted by nothingbuttime on Mar 20, 10 at 7:14pm

    That's why it is called skiing

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:32am

    hand jobs are OK for pre-teens but once the pubes pop out you need the real thing

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33am

    In soviet Russia handjobs do you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:13pm

    Yeah, handjobs suck from girls. Especially dry ones. It's like, I can do this myself, and about 10x better. So just suck, or fuck.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:13am

    I haven't given a hj since I was 12

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:43am

    Lady (or gent) who sent this text: I've gotta tell you, I'm a giant ho, but right now I worship you for your amazing levels of hoitude. This is a great day for hos everywhere.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:31am

    do they teach you how to ski in middle school these days?

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:29am

    so sick of fake texts from horney dudes...why can u just have sex and leave us alone?!

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:23am

    Whore to the max!!!!

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:46pm

    last time i gave any kind of hj was when i was takin a lil breather while giving head

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:27am

    It would be better for you if you were being eiffell towered.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:00pm

    1:13 i agree and im a chick

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:41am

    Yeah...this was a joke on the sex jokes application for iPhone. Fail. Mega fake fail.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:16am

    Poly people have more fun.

  • 28 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:03pm

    trying "rowing the boat" and blow a third guy at the same time

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:19am

    I love getting DP from guys as I suck a third one

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:10am

    that's why they call it skiing, retard.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:09am

    Alex!!!!! What a hoe!

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:28pm

    Yes a blow job is better but I will not turn down a hand job anytime

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:21am

    It's called going skiing dumbass

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:00pm

    Wow!! 2.27PM totally agree with you there!!

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:42pm

    Grace Hardy? Is this you? Yeah, this is Brad, one of your victims

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:27pm

    I was one of the "poles" in this situation. her bf of 6 years on one side and me on the other. a 3-way between friends isn't slutty.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:39am

    Really unknown error??

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:33am

    8:02 are you a Turk?

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:03pm

    You got this off Californication idiot...

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:47pm

    the 2 handjobs and a bj is called the pteradactyl

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:37pm

    I learned the other day that that's actually called Ski Poling.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:17pm

    Ditto 2:00. OP is a slut, but what kind of man wants to be part of that situation? This text makes me lose faith in humanity just a little more.

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:39am

    This is getting ridiculous.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:27pm

    Handjob's a man's job. Girls shouldn't be wasting their time on that. And this girl is disgustingly slutty. What girl is trashy enough to do that? And what guys are just as trashy enough to take part in that

  • 16 24
    Submitted by youdoneskonks on Dec 22, 11 at 7:52am

    Skeet skeet!!!

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:18am

    who the fuck does this?

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:59pm

    Yea 527 we reallllly belive you were one of the dudes there. Fuckin tool

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:06am

    hahahahahahahah i'm dying..

  • 24 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:06pm

    This is actually called a teradactyl.