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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:31am

    In soviet Russia, penis need u

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:15am

    Made up.

  • 86 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 5:58pm

    Why don't I have friends like this?

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 7:00am

    This is made up

  • 67 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:18am

    God damn lucky fucker

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:36am

    I'd love text like that :)

  • 77 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:29am

    Hold on...let me get it out

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:30pm

    I wish I could get a txt like this

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:07pm

    U can txt me that

  • Submitted by melrod86 on Jan 19, 10 at 10:24am

    first!

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:49pm

    Lol i do that often

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:00am

    I hear ya girl I hear ya

  • 71 76
    Submitted by IMS on Feb 3, 10 at 8:26am

    My area code. I'm so proud.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:10am

    Loose cunt

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:32pm

    I wish I could get a txt like this

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 7:22pm

    4:45 There is no such thing as a "man-whore" in a mans eyes. There's badasses who get texts like this, and the guys who cum in a sock. Thank you society for double standards.

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      Submitted by bigballer420 on Jan 20, 10 at 8:31pm

      wow. You girls nowadays are looking for all the excuses you can to not look like a slut. lol this guy isnt a badass, hahaahaha hes just some guy who met a whore. happens everyday.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:29pm

    No offense girl by putti g ur number up here is asking to get attacked

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:32am

    You can have mine

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:48pm

    Damn white girls are horny as hell!!!

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 19, 10 at 10:43am

    You neeed a Penis....you just taaake the Penis... (3 Amigos reference)

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:24am

    Yummm

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:17am

    mmmmm. penis. ahhhhhh!

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:02pm

    damn girl. you so fine. I wanna tap that ass

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:45am

    Hahaha there is a difference. This is funny

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:06am

    Stop begging for MY boyfriend's dick. He doesn't want you, nasty whore!

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:12pm

    You should die... Choke on a dick whore.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by mattmadness on Mar 22, 10 at 11:46pm

    Who said she's a whore? This could be to her boyfriend.

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:19pm

    Sadly, Soviet Russia guy speaks the truth

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:32am

    Lmfao

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:32pm

    Ha Mississippi bitches. Nasty ass whores.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:46am

    Dirty coast rat!!

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 7:09am

    Fuckin predators!!

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:30am

    Second...weird text xD

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:19am

    In Soviet Russia penis need you.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by alexaj on Mar 28, 10 at 7:32pm

    Hahaha done that never fails

  • 56 70
    Submitted by delgado87 on Mar 11, 10 at 4:28am

    Jessica is that you?

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:45pm

    Damn ur a freakin whore!!! And all guys who like this r whores too

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:07am

    Sounds like a frat boy, all right.

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 6:35pm

    8=====D here you go

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:31am

    You can have mine

  • 55 75
    Submitted by JoseQuervo on Aug 5, 10 at 4:49am

    Haha. yeah, just got done with a pity fuck... never again...

  • 34 37
    Submitted by mr_Mann on May 30, 11 at 12:57pm

    Haha I love those soviet Russia comments

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:35am

    This isn't even remotely funny.

  • 61 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:38am

    Where's the thrill of the hunt? Being a cock mongle makes up for it. Either way this dude got laid and then shamed her for it on this site. Talk about a win win.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 3:19pm

    Dumb ass

  • 42 69
    Submitted by music1991 on Jul 28, 10 at 8:15pm

    Bwahahaha drunk textin....needin a penis good times good times