I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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In soviet Russia, penis need u
God damn lucky fucker
This is made up
Why don't I have friends like this?
I'd love text like that :)
Ha Mississippi bitches. Nasty ass whores.
Lol i do that often
Hold on...let me get it out
You neeed a Penis....you just taaake the Penis... (3 Amigos reference)
4:45 There is no such thing as a "man-whore" in a mans eyes. There's badasses who get texts like this, and the guys who cum in a sock. Thank you society for double standards.
wow. You girls nowadays are looking for all the excuses you can to not look like a slut. lol this guy isnt a badass, hahaahaha hes just some guy who met a whore. happens everyday.
U can txt me that
I wish I could get a txt like this
here you go
mmmmm. penis. ahhhhhh!
Sadly, Soviet Russia guy speaks the truth
My area code. I'm so proud.
Hahaha done that never fails
I hear ya girl I hear ya
Dirty coast rat!!
Haha. yeah, just got done with a pity fuck... never again...
damn girl. you so fine. I wanna tap that ass
Damn white girls are horny as hell!!!
Haha I love those soviet Russia comments
Who said she's a whore? This could be to her boyfriend.
Second...weird text xD
You should die... Choke on a dick whore.
Stop begging for MY boyfriend's dick. He doesn't want you, nasty whore!
Where's the thrill of the hunt? Being a cock mongle makes up for it. Either way this dude got laid and then shamed her for it on this site. Talk about a win win.
Jessica is that you?
Hahaha there is a difference. This is funny
Damn ur a freakin whore!!! And all guys who like this r whores too
You can have mine
In Soviet Russia penis need you.
Sounds like a frat boy, all right.
Bwahahaha drunk textin....needin a penis good times good times
No offense girl by putti g ur number up here is asking to get attacked
This isn't even remotely funny.
i'll take it