Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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So I asked myself "why is Tom Cruise in the closet?". Everybody wants you to get out of the closet. So I PULLED OUT MY GUN!!!!!!!
This is the funniest I've read in a while. I can't say I would put this past my roomates. They be creeping.
That's just foolish
Gyros are delicious!!
Lmao at tom cruise in the closet. Hilarious South Park episode!
There is no way to describe the amount of confusion this text gives me.
South park ftw
Use The Force, Luke.
so your roommate is in the closet?
Hahahaha. Dumb fool.
hostile coke deal?
First fuckers!!! Fuckin First!!