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  • please do not reproduce

    Submitted by makeitglow on Jan 29, 10 at 3:28pm
  • Damn that means my dirty laundry is worth thousands!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:20pm
  • I wanna know where in the 972 area I can do that?I'm wasting about $700 a day shooting on the floor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:11am
  • Why are there so many of these selling eggs and sperm texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:19am
  • I don't understand why everyone bashes everyone bashes everyone elses posts. Like if they're funny then who gives a fuck? Maybe.. Just maybe it's not all about you and they are actually made up on there own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:17pm
  • Just FYI there have already been cases of kids from anonymous sperm donnors filing lawsuits and winning to get the records released, some even successfully started receiving child support

    Submitted by testington on Jan 29, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Girls get 3000$-8000$ for their egfs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:04pm
  • I'm pretty sure starting sentences with "dude" will keep you from being qualified as a donor. And dude, women can get 8000 an egg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:27pm
    • but they have limited supply. with enough time and Jergens we can out earn them

      Submitted by Fastlane on Jan 29, 10 at 4:36pm
  • First equals me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Your philosphy is priceless, my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:51pm
  • Scary thought

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 8:20am
  • Women can sell their eggs for like $1000 at a time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:27am
  • Just remember, 20 years from now when you're looking at the cute young ladies, any one of them could be your daughter and you wouldn't even know it. Aren't you looking forward to that?

    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 30, 10 at 1:11pm
  • Greatest fuxking theory EVER!!! who ever said this I am applauding you my friend!!! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:09pm
  • I never thought of that way... Btw girls can selltheir eggs for $8000

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:45pm
  • Only thing is you don't get to bang the chick :(

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 7:25pm
  • Awesome dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:39pm
  • Ok... So first a text about donating eggs... Then plasma... Then the next day this? If this isn't a sign that people just make this shit up and copy each other/feed off each other's ideas, I don't know what is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:14pm
  • Ya the reason why girls get so much is because they have to go in and get in. Guys sit back in a chair relax with a movie on and let it rip. Piece of cake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:47pm
  • 1:27, in Los Angeles where I live you can get up to like $7,500. But like you have to do a whole lotta Shit haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:05am
  • I might look into this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:31pm
  • Noo he jerks off because he wants to get more money and rule the world.. Haha duh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:09pm
  • That's soooo fucked up. Child support? Did the judge have his head five fuckin feet up his ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:42pm
  • If you're from Irving I won't surprised

    Submitted by odiddley on Jun 16, 10 at 10:04pm
  • Sounds like Obama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:54am
  • Do you have to jerk off because no one will actually sleep with you?

    Submitted by kissmyasss on Jan 29, 10 at 3:45pm
  • Oh Texan boys gotta love them ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:23pm
  • First Kiddo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Why are people from my area code so fucking stupid??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:59pm
  • Ok stewie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:07pm
  • Dallas Texas baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:46am
  • Stepbrothers: It's like Jerking Off in a Time Machine....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 29, 10 at 3:17pm
  • 3:20. Awesome! ;P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:39pm
  • Yeah it's a great idea but the screening process is insane, and takes almost 6 months before accecpt the sperm and then it's time to banish many white Russians from your cramlen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:10pm
  • Fuckin G!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:14pm
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