Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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please do not reproduce
Damn that means my dirty laundry is worth thousands!
I wanna know where in the 972 area I can do that?I'm wasting about $700 a day shooting on the floor
I don't understand why everyone bashes everyone bashes everyone elses posts. Like if they're funny then who gives a fuck? Maybe.. Just maybe it's not all about you and they are actually made up on there own.
Just FYI there have already been cases of kids from anonymous sperm donnors filing lawsuits and winning to get the records released, some even successfully started receiving child support
Girls get 3000$-8000$ for their egfs
Why are there so many of these selling eggs and sperm texts
First equals me
I'm pretty sure starting sentences with "dude" will keep you from being qualified as a donor. And dude, women can get 8000 an egg.
but they have limited supply. with enough time and Jergens we can out earn them
Your philosphy is priceless, my friend
Women can sell their eggs for like $1000 at a time
Greatest fuxking theory EVER!!! who ever said this I am applauding you my friend!!! Haha
Just remember, 20 years from now when you're looking at the cute young ladies, any one of them could be your daughter and you wouldn't even know it. Aren't you looking forward to that?
Only thing is you don't get to bang the chick :(
Ok... So first a text about donating eggs... Then plasma... Then the next day this? If this isn't a sign that people just make this shit up and copy each other/feed off each other's ideas, I don't know what is.
I never thought of that way... Btw girls can selltheir eggs for $8000
Ya the reason why girls get so much is because they have to go in and get in. Guys sit back in a chair relax with a movie on and let it rip. Piece of cake
I might look into this
1:27, in Los Angeles where I live you can get up to like $7,500. But like you have to do a whole lotta
Noo he jerks off because he wants to get more money and rule the world.. Haha duh?
That's soooo fucked up. Child support? Did the judge have his head five fuckin feet up his ass?
Do you have to jerk off because no one will actually sleep with you?
Sounds like Obama.
If you're from Irving I won't surprised
Oh Texan boys gotta love them ;)
Why are people from my area code so fucking stupid??
Dallas Texas baby!
Stepbrothers: It's like Jerking Off in a Time Machine....
Yeah it's a great idea but the screening process is insane, and takes almost 6 months before accecpt the sperm and then it's time to banish many white Russians from your cramlen
3:20. Awesome! ;P