Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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I still don't get why straight guys dig this. I made the mistake of letting my bf have anal with me once and he won't stop asking for it again. Ladies -no premarital anal!!!!
tell your man its a treat and he should stop begging
To each their own. :) I'm a bigger fan of it than my boyfriend is.
yeah they say apparently its tighter. if you want it tight dont have sex with sluts.
Because it's fun!
That could just be thee best birthday gift ever. Touché op touché..
Way to represent South Dakota haha
Time for cake and sodomy!
its great how tfln has now structured their site so that the douches that persist in letting us know they are first in trolling the internet are now last in life. things have been righted.
Its like a Manson song come to life.
Dial 0 for sodomy.
Are you an idiot this is boston
4:20 thats why you check if its clean before you put ur dick in...
cuz it's the gift that keeps on giving back. you know you like it.
My birthday is in September. Do you make reservations for your ass?
... Because ur a whore
Best. Girlfriend. EVER!
Sounds like a convo between two men... Creepy...
I was once ass fucking a girl and when I pulled out, there was not only shit on my cock but also on the authentic bear skin rug underneath us.
oh haha, gross. its like "happy birthday. you can put your dick in my butt and get poop on it." haha, omg