Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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Pyramus was here.
Like mother like daughter
Firsttt bitch. I'm so fuckin cool. Haha
D  \\/ D  \\ !
It IS quacktastick!!!
Rule 28: There will ALWAYS be something more fucked up than you just saw. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Keep it classy, Vegas.
You gotta love Vegas moms
Took the words right out of my mouth.
You go girl!
Too quick for me. Damn you! 2nd bitches!!
Kids are for hairy biznatches
Like cum bucket like future crack whore...
Damn Miley Cyrus.