my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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Or maybe his dad was saying that he thought his son was a bigger man than to be jerking off. Like maybe he believed his son could actually get laid.
There is no way a father would think or say that about his son. Also lock the damn door next time.
I completely agree with the bigger/better man comment. Morality was the size in question.
Gyros are delicious!!
apparently the apple does fall far from the tree.
Sounds like it should be on fml
I just bought some enzyte and it said masturbation makes your penis bigger. Sort of a "use it or lose it" type of deal. \n\nOf couse, sex also helps.
At least he was honest... Lol
haha I like that you followed a rather obscure rule of grammar in this text: saying "my jacking off" instead of "me jacking off". classy.
Ummmm yeah akward
Ya man, you need to grow up (rofl)
Sounds like a personal problem to me but seriously u pussy just wait till he goes to bed dumbass
hahah well its not about the size, its how you use it...but clearly he doesnt use it well if he needs to jerk it...FAIL.
1:06 the pun is clearly intended since you put quotes around the word.
For some reason, I am very turned on by this...
Should of told him trun the heat up because it cold
This is on fml
Ya I call BS. Why would you text someone this after it happened??
This has to be an FML. wrong site moron.
Kinda disturbing that he was thinking about it \nO.o
This isnt FML you tard
damn what an asshole!!
lol well, that's an awful way to start a night. interviewfails.com
Maybe he just said that so you'd feel like shit and not Jack off anymore.
:0 that mean. But funny
My dad just said fuck her harder
Fake.. dads dont say this shit
Then you haven't met my some of my friend's dads, obviously.
Just say, "it's a pretty good size" next time
Poor "little" guy... No pun intended!
you put "little" in quotation marks, of course you were trying to make a pun....don't lie to me
haha oh camarillo
FIRST BITCHES !