seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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what really sux is when u get it to automatically go to "fuck" when u type it and you have to actually use the word duck...
try texting ur mom, "micheal ran at all the fucks and got chased around a little"
I like when you try to type "bitch" but wind up with "chubi." Haha, but that's why I don't use T9.
maam autocorrects as mammoth...do not text mom while drunk...
you know.. mine does that too! but how bout the other day i actually had the occasion to use the word "duck" and it came up as "fuck"!!!! total bullshit!!
agreed. ducking isn't the same as fucking in my book...
soooo fucking true!
gets me everytime.
It's kinda catch 22 cause if u take off auto-correct typing takes FOREVER on the iPhone so I just say duck it.
Thumbs up for Catch 22 reference : )
I am laughing out loud serioulsy it always does that to me
Love my Side kick haha Duckers!!
eventually it realizes that fuck is a word and oh boy is that awkward when you actually mean to say duck :D
this is so relevant
always happens to me!
I've graduated from duck to fuch somehow. >_>
auto correct learns\nthat means you're getting drunk too much
most annoying thing in the world. "I wanna duck you"
I hate that too, fuck fuck fuck, it doesn't do it anymore I guess the new update figured we like to text fuck.
Agreed isn't there a way to turn it off!!??
LMAO Ikr!! that happens to me all the time. I sent one to my brother and he's like "Umm duck "
I have a Blackberry Pearl! Fucking worthless piece of shit! Saying I want to duck you so bad! Is soooo not sexy!
theres an app for that
I fucking hate that shit
pwn the iPhone don't let it pwn u dipshit....auto-correcting sux dick....so maybe u should leave it cuz u prolly do too!
This application is going to get me fired.
You don't curse enough...the phone should learn your habits. No wonder strong word = fuck. If you were really a normal adult who cursed normally, your strong words wouldn't be fuck. It would be phrases that carried backing making it strong. Fuck is nothing, silly duck.
SHUT THE DUCK UP YOU DUCKING DUCKER! GAAAA
HAHAHHAHA THIS ONE MADE ME LOSE IT!!! mine does that shit alll the time! but sometimes it will leave the fuck and not change to duck i dont know??
I know!!!! What the duck?!! Btw, you can turn it off
HAHA classic !!!
Change your settings, dipshit
i know that really sucks, im always getting text and sending ones from using smart text, and my friends send me, I foot know, instead of i dont know
Duck auto correct for ruining my ducking life!
hahaha i have never laughed so hard in my life. <333333
I love the " catch 22" reference.
i hate it when my iPhone does that! I always have to go back and fix that. You'd thing with as many times as I say "fucking," it would learn...
Hell yeh. That shit is ducking annoying
Ur so stupid jus go to setting n turn auto correction off i have an ipod touch n i know more bout da iphone than u shame shame shame
Haha it's like you knew exactly what I was thinking
Ok press the the correction before you push space and it should go away now duck is still fuck and your girl friend isn't thinking she's gonna get ducked!!!
He's got a gun! Ducking Duck Duck!!!
my ipone chose "pimp" over "store"
Omg...yeees! I hate that shot--gosh it did it again....I hate that shit.
Nice to know I'm not fucking alone on that one!!
every try typing whatcha doing?
new phrase: whatchamacallit doing?
oh my fucking god. that is the DUCKING MOST ANNOYING THING EVER.
God ducking dammit, I have the same problem!
Ik I hate it when it does that it sucks cuz I want to tell people how I feel so I put fuck and then it turns into duck wtf
haha yea i know the feeling
Hahaha that happens to me all the ducking time. Wait....DAMNIT!
Change your settings, dipshit
Turn off autocorrect then.
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS
as much as the auto correct sucks for "ducking" its a huge aid when you're drunk!
Niggardly omg i hate that! I dont even know wut that means?!?? Lol
Mine too!!!! I hate that shit!!
Omg I love this app. I busted out laughing at wiek
haha yea my blackberrry does that you have to turn off the spell check
Haha, this is the cutest one I've seen on the site so far. =)
Hahaha hear you there!
That is fucking great!!!!!
happens to me allll the time with my iphone. i try to write "fucking"..it comes out as "ducking"
Yeah fuck my iPhones auto-correct
Try sending "I feel sick" and it autocorrected to dick
oh my god dude, i feel you, i ducking hate that.
You know you can take the auto correct setting offi
Hahahahaha, geekin hardcore right meow
Oh yeah haha my iPhone does this too one time I was trying to tell my ex to get the fuck out of my life cuz she was a fucking whore who doesn't deserve to fucking live... You can imagine how that came out haha
LOLOLOLOLOL I FEEL UR PAIN!!!!!!!
Hahahahah sooo effing funny!
i feel everyones pain..."DUCK YOU" doesnt have the same effect.
haha I know how you feel my iPhone does the same thing
You kno your goin crazy when you talk to your iphone
I found out my bf was cheating on me and I said DUCK YOU! It completely lost its touch when I had to send another right away saying fuck*
I lol'd. After awhile it stops with the ducks
I was discussing that the other day..."ducking iPhone"
always happens to me. i cant stand it
I've seriously considered getting a diff phone for that reason. Did u know that it won't even stop it I'd u restore it 7 times n a row?!?! Yeah. And it changes all my Gina into Gina.
hahaha happens to me all the time
Well fuck a duck...
Well when i typed prissy it autocorrected to
pussy. That was a great response to send to my 14 yr old. Lol
For me, it makes fuck into rich. WTF -_-
Its always a give away that I'm high when this happends
I hate that the iphone doesn't let you swear initially. that happens to me all the time!
I mean I like auto correct sometimes cuz I type so fast I always screw stuff up. but this is so ridiculous hahah
Just go duck yourself.
hahahahahahaha yesssssss.... i hate hate hate when my iphone does that.
I want to duck your puppy just isn't the same now, is it?
i highly doubt this was a txt
I hate it when it does that
that one hurt..... too funny
Haha!!! All iPhone users know about this!! Wish we could just turn auto correct off for some words!!
u are not typing it enough. it memorizes your slang
hhahahaha, IPHONES ARE THE SHIT
Ahahaha my blackberry does that too. I haaaate it.
That's it ! Tell I-Phone to go to he'll.
Omg I know it even turns hell into he'll total bs
haha mine autocorrects it as dual first,
...sounds like some kinkys ducks.
I wanna dual you. Not very romantic.
dude, it's so true.
that annoys me too
Get a life Fuck sake! rather than sit on here!
true story! i hate that!
I have the same fucking problem
Fuck a duck!
How the fuck is this a text from last night.. YOUR IPHONE DOESN'T HAVE A NUMBER
Autotype hmm. Go to ur systems General and turn it off u dumb fucks.
I totally agree I love my iPhone besides the autocorrecting
Yeah mine does that. I was drunk as ducks one night.
That makes me so mad sometimes lol
my friend and i purposely say Duck instead now.. so, my friends truck is ducked, his lunch was duckin cold, his brother ducks strippers.. ect.
it makes the day a little happier while recieving texts at work hahaah.
15. Curse Words
This is one of the most convenient updates in the iPhone 3.0 firmware. The iPhone no longer tries to auto-correct every single curse word you use. I've tested it out in notes, and I even got creative. The iPhone lets everything slide, auto-correct free. Just test it out on your own.
I ducked your girlfriend. Lol
Yea," ducking niggardly" doesn't have the same effect as "fucking nigga"
It really sucks duck u is not the same as fuck you
You know, if they would just hit the little thing that says duck under the word fuck, there would be no problem. However, what's sad is that I have somehow managed to say fuck so much, my iPhone keeps trying to change duck to fuck...
Ugh so annoying
I think u need to fix your iphone-lmao
4real I try to type nigga n it types niggardly
I just wanted everyone to know that my body can't handle shit beer like it used to...
besides TFLN, my other favorite web page is damnyouautocorrect.com\na whole site dedicated to the awesome duckups iphones make you send out! hahaha
Same on itouch! Seriously apple steve jobs sort it out.
I kno exactly what you going through
that happens to me too. so annoying haha.
Lol I love it mine does the sameshit. I've actually had to resend my txts saying and I mean fuck fuck fuck stupid phone iwishit wouldonluautocorrectsome words
OMG i hate those Fucking ducks....so annoying
Does the same thing to me that is funny!
I hate that on mine. And everyones like you know u can shut auto correct off right? I'm like yea but I mess up so often that would hurt more than help.
so this person texted this to whom? I mean really? were they trying to just get on the site? I find it hysterical, but still...
Haha fuck that used to happen to me. But then i turned the auto correct off lol
Thats why I say phucket
lol my iphone keeps it as fuck
Try adding fuck fucking to your contacts.
you have to train it well.
well enough so it knows when you're sober or otherwise.
I want to duck you.
mine is trained well enough to change my innocent words to cuss words.
lol i agree!! my phone always does that!
I AGREE, and shit to shut and ass to ask.....it's bullshit!!
Ugh God I fucking hate how my Blackberry does that to me.
What do you mean you want to "kick my puppy?"
WOW! I have not laughed so hard at something like this in a long time. AWESOME!!!
I feel you random person!!
Lmfao !!!!! I'm still lauphing !!!!!
SO FUCKIN' TRUE. I HATE IT!
but now since i've written fuck enough times, it'll stay that way.
Fuckin eh!!! Me too!!! (took me 3 times to recorrect the 1st word just now)
Whoever you are, I ducking love you. ;]
I love when it writes "mother ducker"!
i feel your pain all of you(mine does it too i hate it so much)
I SO know how you feel
Fake!!! If it was real it would say stop autocorrecting all of my ducks into ducks!
i'm going to duck the hell out of you!
ahhh i have the exact same problem!!!
I also happen to see a lot of crazy "shot"
The autocorrect sucks, but my phone replaces every word that starts with a n with 'nigga' instead of 'night like it use to.
fuck fuck....omg I just tested to see if my iPhone had adjusted to my cursing lifestyle and it has! Man this rocks!
I know my fuckin phone does that shit to
Turn of autocorrect in the settings underkeyboard
yesss!! very true!!! i hate that ducking iphone! still love it though hehe
Duck that pisses me off!
I want to be friends with this person.
People who understand the troubles
Fucking hysterical I think the same shit every time it does that lmao
oh my goodness tht has happened to me so many times
Fucking hilarrious! Hey mine didn't du- ......son
of a bitch.....
yeah! let's go duck some shift up!
Omg I laughed so hard @ this. Same prob.
hahahahahahahahaa i lol'd
HAHAHAHAHAH. good night!
You can turn auto correct off on your settings. To prove it, FUCK! No auto correct.
Haha that's the truthhh!!!
Hahahahaha that's epic
a-ducking-men man a-ducking-men
Mine does the samee thing!
I really did laugh out loud
OMFG mine does the same shit. I hate it!
Right I ducking hate that
Pwned by iphone...ahaha!
Haha duck, I know waht you mean.
Will ferrel tweeted this nice try though
I hate that shit.. Mood killer. 😒
Lol that happeneds to me too ! I freaken wrote the best tell off ever to a doushe and yeah he just laughed at it and I was like wow fuck my life hahaha
Happens all the fucking time!!!!!
Lmao love it
N I thought I was the only one with that ducking problem . Fucking lol
I'm glad I'm not the only that hates ducking auto correct!
ahahaahaha i hate when my iphone does thatt
I hate when it does that dumb shit!
this is hiLLarious and probably 50% of what i think while sending texts
This is fucking funny, mainly because I don't have an iPhone (thank god) and I was talking to my boyfriend who lives in London and he was complaining of the same thing. Good stuff.
Even worse..In the middle of a very heated sexting session .. Whenever Duck replaces Dick I just give up lol
story of my ducking life!
i'm on "fuch" now too. 'dammit' iphone!
I'm on my iphone4 right now and totally have that problem amen sir
OMG so true!
Stdu in soviet Russia, ducks become fucks on iPhone and slit becomes shit
I feel the same way!!
You know what else I get "You Crap me up" Instead of "Crack" me up!
Get Android. Peace Forever. Wait..
Yeah man = yazmin\nLove you = liv you\nDollface = dillface\nSo if the iPhone changes everything, does that include the dictionary?
Story of my life lol