seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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what really sux is when u get it to automatically go to "fuck" when u type it and you have to actually use the word duck...
try texting ur mom, "micheal ran at all the fucks and got chased around a little"
I like when you try to type "bitch" but wind up with "chubi." Haha, but that's why I don't use T9.
It's kinda catch 22 cause if u take off auto-correct typing takes FOREVER on the iPhone so I just say duck it.
Thumbs up for Catch 22 reference : )
maam autocorrects as mammoth...do not text mom while drunk...
eventually it realizes that fuck is a word and oh boy is that awkward when you actually mean to say duck :D
Love my Side kick haha Duckers!!
I am laughing out loud serioulsy it always does that to me
this is so relevant
soooo fucking true!
gets me everytime.
agreed. ducking isn't the same as fucking in my book...
most annoying thing in the world. "I wanna duck you"
Agreed isn't there a way to turn it off!!??
I hate that too, fuck fuck fuck, it doesn't do it anymore I guess the new update figured we like to text fuck.
always happens to me!
I've graduated from duck to fuch somehow. >_>
auto correct learns\nthat means you're getting drunk too much
you know.. mine does that too! but how bout the other day i actually had the occasion to use the word "duck" and it came up as "fuck"!!!! total bullshit!!
LMAO Ikr!! that happens to me all the time. I sent one to my brother and he's like "Umm duck "
HAHAHHAHA THIS ONE MADE ME LOSE IT!!! mine does that shit alll the time! but sometimes it will leave the fuck and not change to duck i dont know??
theres an app for that
I have a Blackberry Pearl! Fucking worthless piece of shit! Saying I want to duck you so bad! Is soooo not sexy!
I fucking hate that shit
I know!!!! What the duck?!! Btw, you can turn it off
You don't curse enough...the phone should learn your habits. No wonder strong word = fuck. If you were really a normal adult who cursed normally, your strong words wouldn't be fuck. It would be phrases that carried backing making it strong. Fuck is nothing, silly duck.
I love the " catch 22" reference.
pwn the iPhone don't let it pwn u dipshit....auto-correcting sux dick....so maybe u should leave it cuz u prolly do too!
hahaha i have never laughed so hard in my life. <333333
SHUT THE DUCK UP YOU DUCKING DUCKER! GAAAA
Yeah fuck my iPhones auto-correct
HAHA classic !!!
Change your settings, dipshit
Ur so stupid jus go to setting n turn auto correction off i have an ipod touch n i know more bout da iphone than u shame shame shame
i feel everyones pain..."DUCK YOU" doesnt have the same effect.
God ducking dammit, I have the same problem!
Ik I hate it when it does that it sucks cuz I want to tell people how I feel so I put fuck and then it turns into duck wtf
This application is going to get me fired.
Hahaha that happens to me all the ducking time. Wait....DAMNIT!
oh my fucking god. that is the DUCKING MOST ANNOYING THING EVER.
Omg...yeees! I hate that shot--gosh it did it again....I hate that shit.
my ipone chose "pimp" over "store"
Duck auto correct for ruining my ducking life!
i hate it when my iPhone does that! I always have to go back and fix that. You'd thing with as many times as I say "fucking," it would learn...
every try typing whatcha doing?
new phrase: whatchamacallit doing?
haha yea my blackberrry does that you have to turn off the spell check
Turn off autocorrect then.
i know that really sucks, im always getting text and sending ones from using smart text, and my friends send me, I foot know, instead of i dont know
Hell yeh. That shit is ducking annoying
Try sending "I feel sick" and it autocorrected to dick
Omg I love this app. I busted out laughing at wiek
Change your settings, dipshit
Niggardly omg i hate that! I dont even know wut that means?!?? Lol
Haha, this is the cutest one I've seen on the site so far. =)
Ok press the the correction before you push space and it should go away now duck is still fuck and your girl friend isn't thinking she's gonna get ducked!!!
Nice to know I'm not fucking alone on that one!!
as much as the auto correct sucks for "ducking" its a huge aid when you're drunk!
Oh yeah haha my iPhone does this too one time I was trying to tell my ex to get the fuck out of my life cuz she was a fucking whore who doesn't deserve to fucking live... You can imagine how that came out haha
haha yea i know the feeling
Well when i typed prissy it autocorrected to
pussy. That was a great response to send to my 14 yr old. Lol
I was discussing that the other day..."ducking iPhone"
For me, it makes fuck into rich. WTF -_-
Haha it's like you knew exactly what I was thinking
He's got a gun! Ducking Duck Duck!!!
happens to me allll the time with my iphone. i try to write "fucking"..it comes out as "ducking"
I lol'd. After awhile it stops with the ducks
I've seriously considered getting a diff phone for that reason. Did u know that it won't even stop it I'd u restore it 7 times n a row?!?! Yeah. And it changes all my Gina into Gina.
Well fuck a duck...
hahaha happens to me all the time
LOLOLOLOLOL I FEEL UR PAIN!!!!!!!
I want to duck your puppy just isn't the same now, is it?
You kno your goin crazy when you talk to your iphone
oh my god dude, i feel you, i ducking hate that.
Mine too!!!! I hate that shit!!
You know you can take the auto correct setting offi
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS
haha I know how you feel my iPhone does the same thing
It really sucks duck u is not the same as fuck you
Hahahahah sooo effing funny!
true story! i hate that!
I found out my bf was cheating on me and I said DUCK YOU! It completely lost its touch when I had to send another right away saying fuck*
always happens to me. i cant stand it
i highly doubt this was a txt
That's it ! Tell I-Phone to go to he'll.
That is fucking great!!!!!
Its always a give away that I'm high when this happends
I hate that the iphone doesn't let you swear initially. that happens to me all the time!
Hahaha hear you there!
I mean I like auto correct sometimes cuz I type so fast I always screw stuff up. but this is so ridiculous hahah
Just go duck yourself.
Hahahahaha, geekin hardcore right meow
my friend and i purposely say Duck instead now.. so, my friends truck is ducked, his lunch was duckin cold, his brother ducks strippers.. ect.
it makes the day a little happier while recieving texts at work hahaah.
you have to train it well.
well enough so it knows when you're sober or otherwise.
hhahahaha, IPHONES ARE THE SHIT
Haha!!! All iPhone users know about this!! Wish we could just turn auto correct off for some words!!
haha mine autocorrects it as dual first,
...sounds like some kinkys ducks.
I wanna dual you. Not very romantic.
dude, it's so true.
that annoys me too
I have the same fucking problem
You know, if they would just hit the little thing that says duck under the word fuck, there would be no problem. However, what's sad is that I have somehow managed to say fuck so much, my iPhone keeps trying to change duck to fuck...
I totally agree I love my iPhone besides the autocorrecting
Omg I know it even turns hell into he'll total bs
u are not typing it enough. it memorizes your slang
How the fuck is this a text from last night.. YOUR IPHONE DOESN'T HAVE A NUMBER
15. Curse Words
This is one of the most convenient updates in the iPhone 3.0 firmware. The iPhone no longer tries to auto-correct every single curse word you use. I've tested it out in notes, and I even got creative. The iPhone lets everything slide, auto-correct free. Just test it out on your own.
Autotype hmm. Go to ur systems General and turn it off u dumb fucks.
Same on itouch! Seriously apple steve jobs sort it out.
Ahahaha my blackberry does that too. I haaaate it.
Fake!!! If it was real it would say stop autocorrecting all of my ducks into ducks!
besides TFLN, my other favorite web page is damnyouautocorrect.com\na whole site dedicated to the awesome duckups iphones make you send out! hahaha
Yea," ducking niggardly" doesn't have the same effect as "fucking nigga"
Thats why I say phucket
hahahahahahaha yesssssss.... i hate hate hate when my iphone does that.
Get a life Fuck sake! rather than sit on here!
Does the same thing to me that is funny!
Fuck a duck!
I think u need to fix your iphone-lmao
Haha fuck that used to happen to me. But then i turned the auto correct off lol
lol i agree!! my phone always does that!
I want to duck you.
OMG i hate those Fucking ducks....so annoying
Try adding fuck fucking to your contacts.
I ducked your girlfriend. Lol
that happens to me too. so annoying haha.
I love when it writes "mother ducker"!
I hate it when it does that
Ugh God I fucking hate how my Blackberry does that to me.
I AGREE, and shit to shut and ass to ask.....it's bullshit!!
I kno exactly what you going through
That makes me so mad sometimes lol
What do you mean you want to "kick my puppy?"
Yeah mine does that. I was drunk as ducks one night.
i feel your pain all of you(mine does it too i hate it so much)
Whoever you are, I ducking love you. ;]
i'm going to duck the hell out of you!
fuck fuck....omg I just tested to see if my iPhone had adjusted to my cursing lifestyle and it has! Man this rocks!
SO FUCKIN' TRUE. I HATE IT!
but now since i've written fuck enough times, it'll stay that way.
I just wanted everyone to know that my body can't handle shit beer like it used to...
Lmfao !!!!! I'm still lauphing !!!!!
that one hurt..... too funny
WOW! I have not laughed so hard at something like this in a long time. AWESOME!!!
I SO know how you feel
lol my iphone keeps it as fuck
4real I try to type nigga n it types niggardly
mine is trained well enough to change my innocent words to cuss words.
I feel you random person!!
Duck that pisses me off!
Fucking hilarrious! Hey mine didn't du- ......son
of a bitch.....
I hate that on mine. And everyones like you know u can shut auto correct off right? I'm like yea but I mess up so often that would hurt more than help.
I know my fuckin phone does that shit to
yeah! let's go duck some shift up!
hahahahahahahahaa i lol'd
a-ducking-men man a-ducking-men
so this person texted this to whom? I mean really? were they trying to just get on the site? I find it hysterical, but still...
Hahahahaha that's epic
ahahaahaha i hate when my iphone does thatt
The autocorrect sucks, but my phone replaces every word that starts with a n with 'nigga' instead of 'night like it use to.
You can turn auto correct off on your settings. To prove it, FUCK! No auto correct.
Turn of autocorrect in the settings underkeyboard
Lol I love it mine does the sameshit. I've actually had to resend my txts saying and I mean fuck fuck fuck stupid phone iwishit wouldonluautocorrectsome words
People who understand the troubles
Haha that's the truthhh!!!
I want to be friends with this person.
HAHAHAHAHAH. good night!
Pwned by iphone...ahaha!
Lmao love it
Fuckin eh!!! Me too!!! (took me 3 times to recorrect the 1st word just now)
oh my goodness tht has happened to me so many times
Fucking hysterical I think the same shit every time it does that lmao
Omg I laughed so hard @ this. Same prob.
I also happen to see a lot of crazy "shot"
ahhh i have the exact same problem!!!
Lol that happeneds to me too ! I freaken wrote the best tell off ever to a doushe and yeah he just laughed at it and I was like wow fuck my life hahaha
Ugh so annoying
Mine does the samee thing!
this is hiLLarious and probably 50% of what i think while sending texts
OMFG mine does the same shit. I hate it!
i'm on "fuch" now too. 'dammit' iphone!
Will ferrel tweeted this nice try though
Haha duck, I know waht you mean.
yesss!! very true!!! i hate that ducking iphone! still love it though hehe
Happens all the fucking time!!!!!
I'm glad I'm not the only that hates ducking auto correct!
Right I ducking hate that
story of my ducking life!
OMG so true!
I really did laugh out loud
This is fucking funny, mainly because I don't have an iPhone (thank god) and I was talking to my boyfriend who lives in London and he was complaining of the same thing. Good stuff.
Stdu in soviet Russia, ducks become fucks on iPhone and slit becomes shit
I hate when it does that dumb shit!
I'm on my iphone4 right now and totally have that problem amen sir
I feel the same way!!
Even worse..In the middle of a very heated sexting session .. Whenever Duck replaces Dick I just give up lol
N I thought I was the only one with that ducking problem . Fucking lol
I hate that shit.. Mood killer. 😒
Get Android. Peace Forever. Wait..
You know what else I get "You Crap me up" Instead of "Crack" me up!
Yeah man = yazmin\nLove you = liv you\nDollface = dillface\nSo if the iPhone changes everything, does that include the dictionary?
Story of my life lol