seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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what really sux is when u get it to automatically go to "fuck" when u type it and you have to actually use the word duck...
try texting ur mom, "micheal ran at all the fucks and got chased around a little"
I like when you try to type "bitch" but wind up with "chubi." Haha, but that's why I don't use T9.
It's kinda catch 22 cause if u take off auto-correct typing takes FOREVER on the iPhone so I just say duck it.
Thumbs up for Catch 22 reference : )
maam autocorrects as mammoth...do not text mom while drunk...
you know.. mine does that too! but how bout the other day i actually had the occasion to use the word "duck" and it came up as "fuck"!!!! total bullshit!!
soooo fucking true!
gets me everytime.
I am laughing out loud serioulsy it always does that to me
Love my Side kick haha Duckers!!
eventually it realizes that fuck is a word and oh boy is that awkward when you actually mean to say duck :D
this is so relevant
agreed. ducking isn't the same as fucking in my book...
I've graduated from duck to fuch somehow. >_>
auto correct learns\nthat means you're getting drunk too much
I hate that too, fuck fuck fuck, it doesn't do it anymore I guess the new update figured we like to text fuck.
most annoying thing in the world. "I wanna duck you"
Agreed isn't there a way to turn it off!!??
always happens to me!
LMAO Ikr!! that happens to me all the time. I sent one to my brother and he's like "Umm duck "
I have a Blackberry Pearl! Fucking worthless piece of shit! Saying I want to duck you so bad! Is soooo not sexy!
theres an app for that
I fucking hate that shit
HAHAHHAHA THIS ONE MADE ME LOSE IT!!! mine does that shit alll the time! but sometimes it will leave the fuck and not change to duck i dont know??
hahaha i have never laughed so hard in my life. <333333
HAHA classic !!!
Change your settings, dipshit
You don't curse enough...the phone should learn your habits. No wonder strong word = fuck. If you were really a normal adult who cursed normally, your strong words wouldn't be fuck. It would be phrases that carried backing making it strong. Fuck is nothing, silly duck.
I know!!!! What the duck?!! Btw, you can turn it off
This application is going to get me fired.
I love the " catch 22" reference.
SHUT THE DUCK UP YOU DUCKING DUCKER! GAAAA
pwn the iPhone don't let it pwn u dipshit....auto-correcting sux dick....so maybe u should leave it cuz u prolly do too!
i hate it when my iPhone does that! I always have to go back and fix that. You'd thing with as many times as I say "fucking," it would learn...
Duck auto correct for ruining my ducking life!
i know that really sucks, im always getting text and sending ones from using smart text, and my friends send me, I foot know, instead of i dont know
Ur so stupid jus go to setting n turn auto correction off i have an ipod touch n i know more bout da iphone than u shame shame shame
Omg...yeees! I hate that shot--gosh it did it again....I hate that shit.
Ok press the the correction before you push space and it should go away now duck is still fuck and your girl friend isn't thinking she's gonna get ducked!!!
my ipone chose "pimp" over "store"
oh my fucking god. that is the DUCKING MOST ANNOYING THING EVER.
Ik I hate it when it does that it sucks cuz I want to tell people how I feel so I put fuck and then it turns into duck wtf
every try typing whatcha doing?
new phrase: whatchamacallit doing?
God ducking dammit, I have the same problem!
Hahaha that happens to me all the ducking time. Wait....DAMNIT!
Hell yeh. That shit is ducking annoying
haha yea my blackberrry does that you have to turn off the spell check
Try sending "I feel sick" and it autocorrected to dick
Niggardly omg i hate that! I dont even know wut that means?!?? Lol
Haha it's like you knew exactly what I was thinking
Change your settings, dipshit
Turn off autocorrect then.
Nice to know I'm not fucking alone on that one!!
Omg I love this app. I busted out laughing at wiek
i feel everyones pain..."DUCK YOU" doesnt have the same effect.
Haha, this is the cutest one I've seen on the site so far. =)
Yeah fuck my iPhones auto-correct
haha yea i know the feeling
Oh yeah haha my iPhone does this too one time I was trying to tell my ex to get the fuck out of my life cuz she was a fucking whore who doesn't deserve to fucking live... You can imagine how that came out haha
You know you can take the auto correct setting offi
For me, it makes fuck into rich. WTF -_-
as much as the auto correct sucks for "ducking" its a huge aid when you're drunk!
I lol'd. After awhile it stops with the ducks
LOLOLOLOLOL I FEEL UR PAIN!!!!!!!
I was discussing that the other day..."ducking iPhone"
Mine too!!!! I hate that shit!!
That is fucking great!!!!!
He's got a gun! Ducking Duck Duck!!!
hahaha happens to me all the time
happens to me allll the time with my iphone. i try to write "fucking"..it comes out as "ducking"
Well when i typed prissy it autocorrected to
pussy. That was a great response to send to my 14 yr old. Lol
always happens to me. i cant stand it
You kno your goin crazy when you talk to your iphone
I've seriously considered getting a diff phone for that reason. Did u know that it won't even stop it I'd u restore it 7 times n a row?!?! Yeah. And it changes all my Gina into Gina.
oh my god dude, i feel you, i ducking hate that.
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS
I found out my bf was cheating on me and I said DUCK YOU! It completely lost its touch when I had to send another right away saying fuck*
Well fuck a duck...
Hahahahaha, geekin hardcore right meow
Hahahahah sooo effing funny!
I mean I like auto correct sometimes cuz I type so fast I always screw stuff up. but this is so ridiculous hahah
Its always a give away that I'm high when this happends
I want to duck your puppy just isn't the same now, is it?
Hahaha hear you there!
Just go duck yourself.
haha I know how you feel my iPhone does the same thing
It really sucks duck u is not the same as fuck you
I hate that the iphone doesn't let you swear initially. that happens to me all the time!
my friend and i purposely say Duck instead now.. so, my friends truck is ducked, his lunch was duckin cold, his brother ducks strippers.. ect.
it makes the day a little happier while recieving texts at work hahaah.
i highly doubt this was a txt
dude, it's so true.
that annoys me too
u are not typing it enough. it memorizes your slang
true story! i hate that!
hhahahaha, IPHONES ARE THE SHIT
Haha!!! All iPhone users know about this!! Wish we could just turn auto correct off for some words!!
That's it ! Tell I-Phone to go to he'll.
Omg I know it even turns hell into he'll total bs
haha mine autocorrects it as dual first,
...sounds like some kinkys ducks.
I wanna dual you. Not very romantic.
I have the same fucking problem
You know, if they would just hit the little thing that says duck under the word fuck, there would be no problem. However, what's sad is that I have somehow managed to say fuck so much, my iPhone keeps trying to change duck to fuck...
I totally agree I love my iPhone besides the autocorrecting
I hate it when it does that
hahahahahahaha yesssssss.... i hate hate hate when my iphone does that.
Fuck a duck!
Same on itouch! Seriously apple steve jobs sort it out.
15. Curse Words
This is one of the most convenient updates in the iPhone 3.0 firmware. The iPhone no longer tries to auto-correct every single curse word you use. I've tested it out in notes, and I even got creative. The iPhone lets everything slide, auto-correct free. Just test it out on your own.
How the fuck is this a text from last night.. YOUR IPHONE DOESN'T HAVE A NUMBER
That makes me so mad sometimes lol
you have to train it well.
well enough so it knows when you're sober or otherwise.
Yea," ducking niggardly" doesn't have the same effect as "fucking nigga"
I think u need to fix your iphone-lmao
I want to duck you.
Ahahaha my blackberry does that too. I haaaate it.
Autotype hmm. Go to ur systems General and turn it off u dumb fucks.
lol i agree!! my phone always does that!
Try adding fuck fucking to your contacts.
Does the same thing to me that is funny!
besides TFLN, my other favorite web page is damnyouautocorrect.com\na whole site dedicated to the awesome duckups iphones make you send out! hahaha
I ducked your girlfriend. Lol
Haha fuck that used to happen to me. But then i turned the auto correct off lol
Thats why I say phucket
Get a life Fuck sake! rather than sit on here!
I kno exactly what you going through
Yeah mine does that. I was drunk as ducks one night.
OMG i hate those Fucking ducks....so annoying
I AGREE, and shit to shut and ass to ask.....it's bullshit!!
Fake!!! If it was real it would say stop autocorrecting all of my ducks into ducks!
that happens to me too. so annoying haha.
Ugh God I fucking hate how my Blackberry does that to me.
lol my iphone keeps it as fuck
I just wanted everyone to know that my body can't handle shit beer like it used to...
that one hurt..... too funny
i'm going to duck the hell out of you!
WOW! I have not laughed so hard at something like this in a long time. AWESOME!!!
I feel you random person!!
i feel your pain all of you(mine does it too i hate it so much)
SO FUCKIN' TRUE. I HATE IT!
but now since i've written fuck enough times, it'll stay that way.
What do you mean you want to "kick my puppy?"
I love when it writes "mother ducker"!
Whoever you are, I ducking love you. ;]
I SO know how you feel
mine is trained well enough to change my innocent words to cuss words.
so this person texted this to whom? I mean really? were they trying to just get on the site? I find it hysterical, but still...
fuck fuck....omg I just tested to see if my iPhone had adjusted to my cursing lifestyle and it has! Man this rocks!
I know my fuckin phone does that shit to
4real I try to type nigga n it types niggardly
Lol I love it mine does the sameshit. I've actually had to resend my txts saying and I mean fuck fuck fuck stupid phone iwishit wouldonluautocorrectsome words
Fucking hilarrious! Hey mine didn't du- ......son
of a bitch.....
The autocorrect sucks, but my phone replaces every word that starts with a n with 'nigga' instead of 'night like it use to.
Duck that pisses me off!
Ugh so annoying
Turn of autocorrect in the settings underkeyboard
I hate that on mine. And everyones like you know u can shut auto correct off right? I'm like yea but I mess up so often that would hurt more than help.
Lmfao !!!!! I'm still lauphing !!!!!
People who understand the troubles
I want to be friends with this person.
Fuckin eh!!! Me too!!! (took me 3 times to recorrect the 1st word just now)
yeah! let's go duck some shift up!
Fucking hysterical I think the same shit every time it does that lmao
oh my goodness tht has happened to me so many times
hahahahahahahahaa i lol'd
ahhh i have the exact same problem!!!
I also happen to see a lot of crazy "shot"
Omg I laughed so hard @ this. Same prob.
a-ducking-men man a-ducking-men
HAHAHAHAHAH. good night!
Hahahahaha that's epic
ahahaahaha i hate when my iphone does thatt
Lmao love it
You can turn auto correct off on your settings. To prove it, FUCK! No auto correct.
Haha that's the truthhh!!!
Haha duck, I know waht you mean.
Pwned by iphone...ahaha!
Mine does the samee thing!
Right I ducking hate that
Happens all the fucking time!!!!!
OMFG mine does the same shit. I hate it!
Lol that happeneds to me too ! I freaken wrote the best tell off ever to a doushe and yeah he just laughed at it and I was like wow fuck my life hahaha
yesss!! very true!!! i hate that ducking iphone! still love it though hehe
Will ferrel tweeted this nice try though
I hate when it does that dumb shit!
this is hiLLarious and probably 50% of what i think while sending texts
story of my ducking life!
I'm glad I'm not the only that hates ducking auto correct!
I really did laugh out loud
i'm on "fuch" now too. 'dammit' iphone!
This is fucking funny, mainly because I don't have an iPhone (thank god) and I was talking to my boyfriend who lives in London and he was complaining of the same thing. Good stuff.
OMG so true!
N I thought I was the only one with that ducking problem . Fucking lol
Even worse..In the middle of a very heated sexting session .. Whenever Duck replaces Dick I just give up lol
I'm on my iphone4 right now and totally have that problem amen sir
Stdu in soviet Russia, ducks become fucks on iPhone and slit becomes shit
I hate that shit.. Mood killer. 😒
I feel the same way!!
Get Android. Peace Forever. Wait..
You know what else I get "You Crap me up" Instead of "Crack" me up!
Story of my life lol
Yeah man = yazmin\nLove you = liv you\nDollface = dillface\nSo if the iPhone changes everything, does that include the dictionary?