This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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Hey, some people need reminders lol. Just imagine the rents coming home to an awkwardly clean house, and when you get done telling the how quiet a night it was your drunk friend stumbles out of the closet with a bottle of jaeger in one hand and doritoes in the other
Someone should tell Mike that it's 2010 and people are more open minded to others being themselves and coming out of the closet
Mattheyou, not everyone uses perfect grammar when they're drunk like you do. Cut the OP some slack.
Seems like everyone hates mattheyou.
This is pretty much a repost...
Mattheyou if you don't like this site get the fuck off! Go remind "your" self in a txt that your a loser and stop bitching about stuff on here
Haha good ideal
mattheyou, you are retarded. a) who uses oerfect grammar when they're drunk? b) he said it was the DRUNK him sending to the SOBER him. c) "idiots on this site anymore" isnt even a real sentence. please learn how to use english before you try to be a nazi.
Mattheyou needs to STFU
"idiots on this site anymore" is not a complete sentence. Every sentence requires a verb...asshole
This is so smart, I need to do this shit.
Who cares if its fake? I do not come here for the truth.. I have the enquirer for that ; )
Yeah way to correct grmer mathewtheyou \nThen you write \nidiots on this site anymore\nThat makes sense
I totally do this when Im fucked up and I set alarms just in case.
I doubt this is fake, I text myself sometimes to cheat on a test or when I'm drunk so I don't see why people are getting upset. This site would suck if people sent texts in with perfect grammar