I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
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I'm pretty sure that free food after getting laid sounds like a pretty solid night in my opinion
If you're freaked out by breakfast in bed, you probably should've been gone before she woke up.
Foul play, slut.
speaking as a guy, making a one night stand breakfast is a great way to lock down round 2 in the morning/early afternoon. *shrug*
Breakfast is a courtesy. Just take it jeez.
haha this reminds me of quaqmires campfire horror story. f yeah northbrook.
at least eat the breakfast first.
Yeah run. Cause how horrible is it that some lady did something nice for you, infact why not run right into the (un-lubed) asshole of your text buddy? that way you never have to deal with women again :)
I LOVE the response and I'm a girl, lol
Hey you know what? I'd make a one night stand breakfast if he was really amazing. And I would be fine with never seeing him again.
Why the FUCK would you run away from free breakfast in bed?
This isn't northbrook I know who sent it. It's buffalo grove.
just cuz a girl makes you breakfast doesnt make them a clinger. i do it with one night stands and i couldnt care less if i never see them again. who doesnt like food? only a dumbass turns down free breakfast
Ahahaha. Jeez. It would be lake county Il to freak out about breakfast in bed.
Fine then boys, you can do the walk of shame on an empty stomache
This is really funny. That was sage advice indeed.
ahhhaha I go to buffalo grove (: my area
Yeah what the hell is the big deal? If I make myself breakfast after a one-night stand, I'm not going to be a bitch and kick his ass out the door without feeding him. Especially if I already let him stay the night.
if its good food go ahead and eat it
this sounds like my roommate hahaha
she has yet to find out she is a STAGE 5 CLINGER
if it was a one night stand then run. if not- eat the food and cum on her face. then run.
i'm guessing its a forester...
what a psycho girl
Maybe she was just feeling generous?