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  • I like a fist in my ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Like a sock puppet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:03am
  • To the chick in the American Apparel ad - You got a lumpy butt!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:09pm
  • OP is willing to accept two fists into their orifices, but too dumb to know how to spell. Some generation we got.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:22am
  • Still, getting drunk and not doing the macarena. I'd call that a win win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:01am
  • Double fisting is holding two beers...but still the worst post of the day. RETARD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:48am
  • But my texts never make it on this site.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:15am
  • i guess the same way you are texting and double fisting?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:11am
  • I'm from england n I dunno what double dusting is.. Care to explain pleaseee?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:57pm
  • How the fuck are you supposed to send that text if your double fisting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:55pm
  • 3:21, they know and just take it the wrong way. Christ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:31pm
  • how are you texting and double fisting?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Oh shit I knew what double fisting was but I thought they meant like the double fisted pump thing lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Thank you 8:48, everyone before you was a semi perverted retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:37pm
  • double? Jeezus. i came here to masturbate...mission failed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:04pm
  • 8:15-- I know how you feel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:27am
  • no-spill sippy cups?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:58am
  • how to people not know what double fisting means?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:21pm
  • i wonder if this is from that 90's party i was at... kinda funny watching drunk people do the macarena

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:41am
  • WTF why would you want to do that why are you doing that why are you asking this and why would you want to double fist or be double fisted by somebody. Idk but you are probably waaaaay high right now. Good luck and good humping

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:13am
  • Obviously double fisting has two meanings. The sexual one makes the lame text slightly funnier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:55am
  • I'm from Aus and I've never heard of double fisting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Double fisting, as in a drink in each hand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:12am
  • @9:11 DAMMIT. I was going to say that. I guess 9:11 DID change everything..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:22pm
  • I like fisting my ass while talking to my mom on the phone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:55pm
  • How did she text while doublefisting?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:59am
  • It depends if you're the fister, or the fistee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:03am
  • 8:57 it's having a beer in each hand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:48am
  • In Soviet Russia, fists are used in mararena

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:04pm