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  • abort! abort! abort!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:19pm
  • This person clearly isn't aware that planned parenthood isn't a pro-life facility. They actually perform abortions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:21pm
  • what the fuck, 781?

    Submitted by jltc on Jul 8, 10 at 10:47pm
  • I don't get how people send so many message to numbers they don't know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:12pm
  • That's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:31am
  • yeah how do you end up accidently texting the wrong number? why would you text this to a number you didnt have in your phone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:15pm
  • I'm going to ignore the wrong number thing since I've done it before. What confuses me is why would this person perform an abortion in front of Planned Parenthood? They DO know that it offers abortion services, right? I really hope not, because it this was an attempt to be funny, it's pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:38pm
  • sometimes i add people's numbers to my phone and they don't add mine. So this might have been someone they actually knew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:18pm
  • I lol'd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 12:38am
  • Just shove a hanger up there and spin it around it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:36pm
  • You stay classy, Massachusetts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:55pm
  • 7:42 should have been aborted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:42am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:30pm
  • This tfln actually made me LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:41am
  • to the people who are confused about why the person wants to "perform an abortion in front of planned parenthood," here's a clue: the texter was either pro-choice and referring to the people protesting outside, or pro-life and saying that performing an abortion in front of people who work at planned parenthood would show them how horrible / terrible it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:29am
  • yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh boston!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:42am
  • I'm glad you sent that to the wrong person because youre a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:12pm
  • The people that work at planned parenthood already know what an abortion looks like since thy perform them right in the office, or they give you te abortion pill which showes nothing at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:10am
  • Lmao @11:55...wtg my mass roots for keepin the class!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:31am
  • Lmfao this is great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:48am
  • its obvious that its not the wrong number. its a chick that he had sex wit the night before and it was unprotected so he was txting her but she doesnt remember who he is! LAWLZ!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Ok on cell phones now. Everybody has the numbers programed in them. How could u get the wrong number

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:32am
  • i just laughed hysterically!! this is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:20am
  • I'd be alarmed if anyone ever felt like doing that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:30pm
  • If you don't have proof that its fake, then shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:02pm
  • Copycat Jeff's piss me off. The original Jeff wouldn't say that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:11am
  • name as many 40s as you can

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:50am
  • @11:12 like two weeks ago I got a text from some dude saying "Is this a hot womanz cell phone?!!"...no idea who it was...took several replies back before he accepted the fact that I wasn't a "hot native bitch" and I wasn't going to give him numbers of my female friends So yeah, somehow it happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:15pm
  • Dumbshits you can type in a number and mess up one number and send it to the wrong person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Actually there is a woman who used to work for Planned Parenthood and after she witnessed an abortion through an ultrasound she quit her job and is now pro-life. Maybe the workers have seen the procedure, but I doubt many of them have seen the actual baby killed within the womb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Hahah I found this quite funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:00pm
  • How do you make a baby cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear. -Dan K.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:29am
  • When adding a contact to a phone, sometimes you slip up and mess up a number in the sequence. None of you can say that you've NEVER messed up a number before. P.S. Not all planned parenthoods offer abortion services.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:32am
  • neither, but getting them out with nachos is always a blast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:31am
  • Fuck you all abortion Is wrong so throw on a fuckig condom and stop killing babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:42pm
  • First!!! Yes! Haha and this is pretty funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Can't stop laughing

    Submitted by undeadkillshot on Jun 7, 11 at 9:07pm
  • Dumbest thing I've ever seen posted on tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Sometimes I want to push pregnant women down escalators does that count as an abortion????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:33am
  • gotta love massholes - Adrian M

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:18am
  • Finally someone from MA in here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:18am
  • Jeff is not real. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:55pm
  • What's funnier.. 50 babies in one barrell or one baby in 50 barrells????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:19am
  • Oh i get it! It's funny because... wait, it isn't funny! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:39am
  • 11:18 is just a creeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:21pm
  • LMFAO

    Submitted by nick2dope716 on Nov 25, 10 at 3:20pm
  • That is great... Sucks pretty bad tho!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Mass texts... Over someone elses phone ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:23pm
  • 6:33-Yes, that is a perfectly acceptable form of abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:55am
  • i dont think this person knows what planned parenthood is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:33pm
  • @12:29...if they're pro-life, they wouldn't want to perform an abortion just to gross out planned parenthood. they're PRO-LIFE, having an abortion just for the hell of it, just so someone else could see it, would kind of go against their whole purpose, no?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:50am
  • ..umm planned parenthood performs abortions.. i don't think they'd care too much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:13pm
  • That's a great idea!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:56pm