normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
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It's your fault for being a pervert. Jerk off in the bathroom. Retard.
Did you post this here since FML wouldn't accept it?
I'm surprised it took the little brother so long to say something. Poor kid. Awkward situation!
Got what you desevered, dumbass. That's what the shower is for.
Uhh... seek help 1114
7:37 my thoughts exactly....definitely not a real text but an FML
is most def. NOT trash. at least for the most part.
and i do agree this story is gross.
hey at least he didnt tea bag him
Missouri isn't fucking trash. Only some parts. Not all of it.
Missouri- 5 million people 5 last names
Yeah, for Christ's sake, you're supposed to ask him for help.
it's his own fault for sitting through it and not telling you he could hear.
Yeah no kidding, that's disgusting. Go somewhere else to jerk off.
you are a sick fuck. I hope he lights you on fire when you are sleeping
don't think ur a perv, just FUCKING RUDE!
i'll jerk you off baby. and then put your tiny penis in my mouth.
lol 9:53 Im sure its not only Missouri people who jack off with their siblings in the room. lol
it's his own fault for not sucking you off.
rude! missouri is not trash.
you THINK they don't notice... i got earplugs b/c my roommate and her guy couldn't control themselves. even after i asked them not to, slept on the couch, gave them a taste of their own medicine...all to no avail. god i fucking hate them
Another reason why Missouri is trash
I am a little brother. My brother jerks oof when we sleep in the same room during holidays. To all brothers in the whole world: don't ever do this shit. Go to the fucking bathroom. We beg you.
9:53 can eat a dick. Only SOME of Missouri is white trash. SOME of us are cool. The rest of them are just as rich and spoiled and bigoted as you are.
use the bathroom weirdo... i couldnt J/O with my bro there anyway. Ugh. this must be from down south.
I remember when I shared a room with my bro
quietest me time ever.
He sounds 13-14ish 11:53
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. that's awesome.
Weeds season 4 dumbass
... I hope he tells your parents you immature twat, have some consideration.
hay zeus christ STOP posting FMLs on here. NO ONE WOULD EVER TEXT THAT SHIT
Guys, they are brothers...they have probably seen each other naked a million times, and if his little brother can tell what he is doing just by the sound, then that means he probably does it too...I'm not saying they should jerk off together, but they know each other well enough that it shouldn't be a big deal...they should be able to jerk off whenever they want it BOTH of their room!
and hahaha how old is your brother..
Don't be suprised if he jerks off on your face in retaliation.
hahahaha this shit is hilarious!
Fucking amazing! Hysterical. Love it.
everybody thinks that they can be quiet and sneaky when they jerk it, but we just can't. accept it and go to the bathroom man
BAHAHAHA if i were you that wouldve made my life
12 11 We're readin the same book my friend...good shit...i mean cant a "brother" get a hand? shit
Honestly I couldnt stop laughing for like 20 minutes after reading this
Thats absolutely priceless
Wow, youre a sick noob.
HAHAHAHA! thats great man. just get a laptop and take it into the bathroom like the rest of america.
firing off the ol skin pistol while your little brother is in the room? you should be ashamed of yourself.
Whoever wacks off while their bro is in the room is is just one sick bastard
YDI for not being subtle. Jesus, if you're gonna fap while he's in the room, at least be polite about it.
good old Kansas CIty MO
a most epic fail. hit the bathroom, buddy.
bahaha i did this all last year and my roommate never ever noticed... go heels
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....get a girl friend :O
who would you text this too if it is real?
thats gross...and 1008 missouri is most DEF. trash
i cant stop laughing at "fuck, im not listening to this again" which indicates the brother heard OP do it the previous night.
That's an FML. FYL
God damn it I'm in 816
ummmm . . . . that's straight out of season 3 of weeds. very unoriginal.
happened to me lol i just dont say anything it sucks and its nasty
i just got off to this text. -_-'
I have done the same thing, just not my brother, in my dorm in college, only problem is turning the contrast on the monitor low enough it doesn't wake the roomie
haha you sound awesome =p
but i agree it sounds more like fml. but i send texts like that too so idk
12:11 you're fucking sick. go rent the movie gag. sickest movie ever but im sure you'll enjoy it.
I usually do it in the shower. Soap feels good
8:08 who are you to say what people will and will not text? I don't recall there being a cut-off on text content.
dude that fucking sucks...but what i don't understand is why you don't just go get laid?
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA hahaahahhaahaahhaa what a fucking clownnn hahahahaa
what the fuck are you doing wanking near your brother?
Is this Kentucky? Is everyone into incest?
I'd throw a book (or maybe my box set of LOTR) into his lap
This is an fml... Nice try tho
... Ah yes... the south... nothing quite like it... dude i respect the fact that u thought u were sneaky enough to pull that off XD... Priceless...
lmfao i agree with July 5, 2009 7:41PM
who the fuck does this? jesus, can not you just get laid?
Hahahahaha damn what's wrong with you????
dont u have respect for other people? u fucking perv..go do that in the bathroom wierdo!!
poor little brother. :c
Typical Missouri TRASH
Points for him to not overreacting. I woulda just tried to throw something at ur balls
Tell me you guys dont have bunk beds, because that would have been just about THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!
more like a novel than a text. -toli
hahahahahaah 10:13, me too
My roomate has HLS So i no how you feel
Dude, I did the exact same thing. The only differences in the circumastances is that my little broter wasn't aware of it and we had bunk beds
was laughing at this sooooo hard that when i attempted to read it to my brother, i stopped breathing :0
Obviously he doesn't want to
Who the fuck did you send this to...
what the fuck is wrong with you
God this should be an FML
This would be in St.Joe!