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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:35pm

    It's your fault for being a pervert. Jerk off in the bathroom. Retard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:37pm

    Did you post this here since FML wouldn't accept it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:41pm

    Got what you desevered, dumbass. That's what the shower is for.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:50pm

    I'm surprised it took the little brother so long to say something. Poor kid. Awkward situation!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:40pm

    Uhh... seek help 1114

  • 93 92
    Submitted by ......... on Apr 5, 10 at 10:52pm

    Weeds season 4 dumbass

  • 86 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:36pm

    Yeah no kidding, that's disgusting. Go somewhere else to jerk off.

  • 84 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:05pm

    3:25 agreed. Missouri isn't fucking trash. Only some parts. Not all of it.

  • 86 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:24pm

    Missouri- 5 million people 5 last names

  • 80 71
    Submitted by Orzagh on Jun 28, 10 at 9:02am

    I am a little brother. My brother jerks oof when we sleep in the same room during holidays. To all brothers in the whole world: don't ever do this shit. Go to the fucking bathroom. We beg you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:11am

    it's his own fault for not sucking you off.

  • 88 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:34pm

    it's his own fault for sitting through it and not telling you he could hear.

  • 80 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:08pm

    hay zeus christ STOP posting FMLs on here. NO ONE WOULD EVER TEXT THAT SHIT

  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:48am

    everybody thinks that they can be quiet and sneaky when they jerk it, but we just can't. accept it and go to the bathroom man

  • 76 75
    Submitted by sircohan on Jun 7, 10 at 1:27am

    First.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:53am

    Another reason why Missouri is trash

  • 79 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:04pm

    Don't be suprised if he jerks off on your face in retaliation.

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:24am

    hey at least he didnt tea bag him

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:22pm

    I remember when I shared a room with my bro quietest me time ever.

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:13pm

    you are a sick fuck. I hope he lights you on fire when you are sleeping

  • 76 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:35am

    Yeah, for Christ's sake, you're supposed to ask him for help.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:52pm

    lol 9:53 Im sure its not only Missouri people who jack off with their siblings in the room. lol

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:11am

    use the bathroom weirdo... i couldnt J/O with my bro there anyway. Ugh. this must be from down south.

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:25pm

    9:53 can eat a dick. Only SOME of Missouri is white trash. SOME of us are cool. The rest of them are just as rich and spoiled and bigoted as you are.

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:07pm

    you THINK they don't notice... i got earplugs b/c my roommate and her guy couldn't control themselves. even after i asked them not to, slept on the couch, gave them a taste of their own medicine...all to no avail. god i fucking hate them

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:45am

    ummmm . . . . that's straight out of season 3 of weeds. very unoriginal.

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:04am

    is most def. NOT trash. at least for the most part. and i do agree this story is gross.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:51pm

    i cant stop laughing at "fuck, im not listening to this again" which indicates the brother heard OP do it the previous night.

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:26am

    i'll jerk you off baby. and then put your tiny penis in my mouth.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:33pm

    ... I hope he tells your parents you immature twat, have some consideration.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:01pm

    7:37 my thoughts exactly....definitely not a real text but an FML

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:44pm

    He sounds 13-14ish 11:53

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:32pm

    don't think ur a perv, just FUCKING RUDE!

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:17pm

    God damn it I'm in 816

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:20am

    12 11 We're readin the same book my friend...good shit...i mean cant a "brother" get a hand? shit

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:01am

    YDI for not being subtle. Jesus, if you're gonna fap while he's in the room, at least be polite about it.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:01am

    HAHAHAHA! thats great man. just get a laptop and take it into the bathroom like the rest of america.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:33pm

    was laughing at this sooooo hard that when i attempted to read it to my brother, i stopped breathing :0

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:50am

    I have done the same thing, just not my brother, in my dorm in college, only problem is turning the contrast on the monitor low enough it doesn't wake the roomie

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:30am

    AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. that's awesome.

  • 68 89
    Submitted by TheChronic on Mar 13, 10 at 10:21am

    Hahahahaha damn what's wrong with you????

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:49pm

    i just got off to this text. -_-'

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:08am

    a most epic fail. hit the bathroom, buddy.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:58pm

    Wow, youre a sick noob.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:37pm

    AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA hahaahahhaahaahhaa what a fucking clownnn hahahahaa

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:02am

    hahahaha this shit is hilarious!

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:46pm

    That's an FML. FYL

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:46pm

    Fucking amazing! Hysterical. Love it.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by msthebest on Nov 27, 11 at 4:58am

    dude that fucking sucks...but what i don't understand is why you don't just go get laid?

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:43am

    Whoever wacks off while their bro is in the room is is just one sick bastard

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:12am

    who would you text this too if it is real? freak

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:42am

    more like a novel than a text. -toli

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:21am

    haha you sound awesome =p but i agree it sounds more like fml. but i send texts like that too so idk 12:11 you're fucking sick. go rent the movie gag. sickest movie ever but im sure you'll enjoy it.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:19am

    good old Kansas CIty MO

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:50am

    firing off the ol skin pistol while your little brother is in the room? you should be ashamed of yourself.

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:02pm

    bahaha i did this all last year and my roommate never ever noticed... go heels

  • 49 60
    Submitted by darnIT on Jul 6, 10 at 3:06am

    who the fuck does this? jesus, can not you just get laid?

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:48pm

    Honestly I couldnt stop laughing for like 20 minutes after reading this Thats absolutely priceless

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:30pm

    8:08 who are you to say what people will and will not text? I don't recall there being a cut-off on text content.

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:01am

    ... Ah yes... the south... nothing quite like it... dude i respect the fact that u thought u were sneaky enough to pull that off XD... Priceless...

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:48pm

    happened to me lol i just dont say anything it sucks and its nasty

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:50am

    what the fuck are you doing wanking near your brother? Is this Kentucky? Is everyone into incest?

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:51pm

    I'd throw a book (or maybe my box set of LOTR) into his lap

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:00pm

    This is an fml... Nice try tho

  • 34 34
    Submitted by  on Jun 27, 12 at 6:56pm

    I usually do it in the shower. Soap feels good

  • 60 86
    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:48am

    My roomate has HLS So i no how you feel

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:30pm

    hahahahahaah 10:13, me too

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:39am

    BAHAHAHA if i were you that wouldve made my life soooooo funny

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:53pm

    7:37 qft. and hahaha how old is your brother..

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:18am

    Hahahhahahahahahaha!!!.......no homo?

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:00pm

    Dude, I did the exact same thing. The only differences in the circumastances is that my little broter wasn't aware of it and we had bunk beds

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:16pm

    lmfao i agree with July 5, 2009 7:41PM

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:14pm

    Guys, they are brothers...they have probably seen each other naked a million times, and if his little brother can tell what he is doing just by the sound, then that means he probably does it too...I'm not saying they should jerk off together, but they know each other well enough that it shouldn't be a big deal...they should be able to jerk off whenever they want it BOTH of their room!

  • 41 55
    Submitted by GarageSale on Aug 19, 11 at 3:01am

    Points for him to not overreacting. I woulda just tried to throw something at ur balls

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:33pm

    hahahaha. poor little brother. :c

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:08pm

    rude! missouri is not trash.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by JockeyGirl on Mar 28, 10 at 5:07pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....get a girl friend :O

  • 55 86
    Submitted by mistyv on Jun 21, 10 at 1:55am

    God this should be an FML

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:25pm

    Typical Missouri TRASH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:06pm

    dont u have respect for other people? u fucking perv..go do that in the bathroom wierdo!!

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:25am

    what the fuck is wrong with you

  • 34 53
    Submitted by LaxLife on Feb 5, 12 at 8:29pm

    Who the fuck did you send this to...

  • 33 53
    Submitted by gaterhog on Mar 11, 12 at 11:00pm

    Obviously he doesn't want to

  • 54 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:29pm

    Tell me you guys dont have bunk beds, because that would have been just about THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:31pm

    This would be in St.Joe!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:37pm

    thats gross...and 1008 missouri is most DEF. trash