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  • Submitted by Compass1 on Apr 8, 10 at 4:34pm

    Oh never mind, didn't realize you were probably talking about Lower Alabama.

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    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Apr 8, 10 at 5:12pm

    Bitches, man.

  • Submitted by codii on Apr 8, 10 at 4:57pm

    Maybe you should move out of la... Just saying

  • Submitted by Compass1 on Apr 8, 10 at 4:29pm

    LA hint: wine + cocaine = instant leg spreader

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      Submitted by Compass1 on Apr 8, 10 at 4:32pm

      Or move to east coast, then wine = instant leg spreader

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        Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 8, 10 at 4:34pm

        Not all of us are whores, thanks.

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    Submitted by BR225 on Apr 8, 10 at 10:08pm

    L.A. = Los Angeles. LA = Louisiana. Although, I used context clues and found out you were talking about the city... mainly because people in Louisiana aren't pretentious assholes.

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    Submitted by lkenner on Apr 8, 10 at 10:42pm

    310=Los Angeles area code.

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    Submitted by machaveli2 on Apr 9, 10 at 2:12am

    I hate the people in la they think stuff like camaros are cheap which they are except for the fact that they think buying four at a time is normal lol

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    Submitted by Serec on Apr 8, 10 at 4:43pm

    Well if your talking about LOS ANGELES it's not that hard to get laid in a huge fucking city. Louisiana must be a bit more difficult.

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    Submitted by Volleygirl on Apr 8, 10 at 10:33pm

    I can't believe it haha fuck

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    Submitted by Gcopperfield on Apr 9, 10 at 12:37am

    LA does suck.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 9:51pm

    Get in a real relationship and then you'll get it all the time. :)

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    Submitted by Blu on Apr 8, 10 at 4:19pm

    Obviously you don't have good enough game if you have to lie like that

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    Submitted by poop12 on Apr 8, 10 at 6:27pm

    that's because LA FUCKIN SUCKS. I would literally never live there

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 4:37pm

    Maybe lousiana? Because that is the abbreviation for it

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      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Apr 8, 10 at 5:22pm

      There are film producers in Louisiana?

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        Submitted by Herschel on Apr 8, 10 at 10:20pm

        Hey, those films you see with two cousins and a donkey have to be shot somewhere...

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          Submitted by BR225 on Apr 8, 10 at 10:30pm

          Louisiana is known as Hollywood South. Google it. There ARE film producers in Louisiana, and it is churning out more movies than most states due to tax incentives. But, of course, this is talking about Los Angeles because people aren't dicks in Louisiana.

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            Submitted by Herschel on Apr 10, 10 at 7:42pm

            I had the choice between being accurate or being funny. I chose the funny.

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    Submitted by heyoh on Apr 8, 10 at 4:15pm

    Maybe if you weren't such an ugly piece of shit, you'd get pussy.

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      Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 8, 10 at 4:33pm

      Speaking from experience?

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      Submitted by 310/951/805 on Apr 8, 10 at 10:40pm

      Truth. I've never had to claim any relation to the film industry.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 11:12pm

    California=fail

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    Submitted by drunkypants on Jun 12, 11 at 8:06am

    You must be pretty douchey if you need to say that.\n\nAnd the people here who are that shallow are typically not originally from Los Angeles, and think they need to act that way because they moved here from Asshole, Missouri or whatever other lame ass place and think they are proving themselves.\nLA natives are chill as fuck.