LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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LA hint: wine + cocaine = instant leg spreader
Or move to east coast, then wine = instant leg spreader
Not all of us are whores, thanks.
Oh never mind, didn't realize you were probably talking about Lower Alabama.
Maybe you should move out of la... Just saying
Maybe lousiana? Because that is the abbreviation for it
There are film producers in Louisiana?
Hey, those films you see with two cousins and a donkey have to be shot somewhere...
Louisiana is known as Hollywood South. Google it. There ARE film producers in Louisiana, and it is churning out more movies than most states due to tax incentives. But, of course, this is talking about Los Angeles because people aren't dicks in Louisiana.
I had the choice between being accurate or being funny. I chose the funny.
I can't believe it haha fuck
I hate the people in la they think stuff like camaros are cheap which they are except for the fact that they think buying four at a time is normal lol
L.A. = Los Angeles. LA = Louisiana. Although, I used context clues and found out you were talking about the city... mainly because people in Louisiana aren't pretentious assholes.
that's because LA FUCKIN SUCKS. I would literally never live there
Get in a real relationship and then you'll get it all the time. :)
310=Los Angeles area code.
Obviously you don't have good enough game if you have to lie like that
Well if your talking about LOS ANGELES it's not that hard to get laid in a huge fucking city. Louisiana must be a bit more difficult.
Maybe if you weren't such an ugly piece of shit, you'd get pussy.
Speaking from experience?
Truth. I've never had to claim any relation to the film industry.
LA does suck.
You must be pretty douchey if you need to say that.\n\nAnd the people here who are that shallow are typically not originally from Los Angeles, and think they need to act that way because they moved here from Asshole, Missouri or whatever other lame ass place and think they are proving themselves.\nLA natives are chill as fuck.