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  • Maybe you still had a thing or two to learn!!! Obviously!!!

    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 9, 10 at 4:24pm
  • How else are you supposed to be educated? Sounds like on-the-job training.

    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 9, 10 at 4:27pm
  • Maybe you were doing them wrong. Or at least not good enough

    Submitted by swarley308 on Apr 9, 10 at 4:43pm
  • Maybe you need practice, you shouldn't have to be taught how to do it!

    Submitted by lyndsienergy on Apr 9, 10 at 10:01pm
  • Um, sex ed teachers don't actually teach about techniques. And it's better that he teaches you now so you won't be such a terrible lay in the future.

    Submitted by Lauren_FTW on Apr 10, 10 at 5:20am
  • Eek sounds either like fun or fucked up

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 10, 10 at 5:41am
  • It's better to get taugt than get a rep for a bad lay.

    Submitted by brottanyyyraee on Apr 10, 10 at 8:33am
  • A cadaver is probably a better lay than you. ungrateful bitch.

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 10, 10 at 4:12pm
    • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Too bad I'm an AWESOME lay! It wasn't my fault he was 12 years older than me and had a small dick. He couldn't handle this.

      Submitted by marie_55 on Apr 30, 10 at 12:36am
      • Yeah, people that are terribly unskilled are always aware of it and honest about it!\n\nThe first sign that you can't hack it is that people are correcting you. And, instead of taking the hint, you decided to continue being awful.

        Submitted by IAmBrony on Jan 14, 13 at 9:36pm
  • I hope he was at least worth it.

    Submitted by gutsout on Apr 10, 10 at 5:58am
  • How old is she because I got a huge dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 11:12pm
  • This text was funny when I read it last month

    Submitted by vec on Apr 9, 10 at 8:31pm
  • First 399

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 4:29pm
  • OC REPRESENT!

    Submitted by ItsB on Apr 9, 10 at 5:21pm
  • That's how u do it, son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 11:05pm
  • Ya then I told her fuck like the whore you are

    Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:55pm