He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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Maybe you still had a thing or two to learn!!! Obviously!!!
How else are you supposed to be educated? Sounds like on-the-job training.
I hope he got paid overtime.
Maybe you were doing them wrong. Or at least not good enough
Um, sex ed teachers don't actually teach about techniques. And it's better that he teaches you now so you won't be such a terrible lay in the future.
Maybe you need practice, you shouldn't have to be taught how to do it!
Eek sounds either like fun or fucked up
It's better to get taugt than get a rep for a bad lay.
How old is she because I got a huge dick
that's what they all say.
A cadaver is probably a better lay than you. ungrateful bitch.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Too bad I'm an AWESOME lay! It wasn't my fault he was 12 years older than me and had a small dick. He couldn't handle this.
Yeah, people that are terribly unskilled are always aware of it and honest about it!\n\nThe first sign that you can't hack it is that people are correcting you. And, instead of taking the hint, you decided to continue being awful.
I hope he was at least worth it.
Definitely wasn't. Small dicks are never worth it.
This text was funny when I read it last month
$3.99? Is that how cheep you are?
That's how u do it, son
Ya then I told her fuck like the whore you are