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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:02pm

    I think the OP wants the monkeys to jizz in his face

  • 86 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:03pm

    oh yeah i love watching monkeys masturbate too... what?

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:30pm

    im the creator of tfln!

  • 81 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:15pm

    Definatly a Longhorn. Everyone knows their football players dont go to school.

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:17pm

    I don't get the analogy... dos that make me more stupid then a wanking monkey or a jock?

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:59pm

    Watching a jock study is like watching a stupid fucking Aggie try and spell his name. PS. Aggies eat shit. PPS. OU Sux. PPPS. It's an Aggie tradition to kiss your sister after scoring a touchdown.

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:18pm

    stupid analogy, because monkeys masturbating is something thats done naturally and they are good at it, so thats not the case for jocks studying. 2:11 if you call yourself a jock, you are not a jock, dipshit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:04pm

    @2:11 I'm trying to say you are a loser at a worthless school. I think if you can spell your name right you can get into TCU

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:02pm

    God I hate it when people write "LUV" instead of of "Love." You probably do watch Monkeys Masturbate you bastard.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:41pm

    Haha true fucking monkeys

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:58pm

    240...i vote 237 most likely to be the only athlete in this thread.

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:07pm

    "lol u like watchinn monkeys masturbate lol FAAAAIL! haha im smart yer werid....." You guys suck. This text is funny.

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:04pm

    jocks studying isn't that big of a deal

  • 51 43
    Submitted by countessmarie on Apr 13, 11 at 9:37am

    At A

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:37pm

    if we can't all be athaletes, we should atleast be athletic supporters

  • 62 69
    Submitted by elephant5785 on Sep 2, 10 at 12:07am

    I think what they're trying to say is that it's not something you see everyday. stop bashing them because you think their comparison is jack.

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:42am

    Let's see...I was a 3 sport athelete in HS, which would make me a jock...and I still graduated with a 3.9 GPA and am now working on my PhD. I love stereotypes. Just bc you are jealous and ignorant, don't take it out on the rest of us.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:21am

    11:15. Eh, the more the dude denies it, the more we all know it's true... Lol

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:35pm

    Wow. Why does everyone always take these text so literally and get so pissed off. They're harmless jokes based on stereotypes. Chill out.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:47pm

    pretty sure there's plenty of jocks that are smarter than someone who types "i luv seein"

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:11pm

    What a stupid text, Monkeys have no problem masturbating, however some jocks have trouble studying. This renders your analogy shit. And no, UT-Austin area code is 512. You must be mad that the UT Longhorns are #1........again. And yes, UT will win the national championship bitches.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:15pm

    heyy what the fukk!!

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Aug 29, 11 at 2:10pm

    And to mr. Jock with a 3.9 gpa. That's most likely the instructors let you pass so you could make sports grants for your highschool. Retard

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:31pm

    Monkeys Masturbate? ...0_o

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:05pm

    Wow yeah pretty sure you meant it would be like watching a nun masturbate, or something along those lines... If you're trying to say jocks don't study or are stupid. I hope you're not an English tutor for one of these guys. Dumbass

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:15pm

    Hey, you didnt spell if properly. You fuckin idiot

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:21pm

    2:11, just because you say you are a jock, doesn't mean you are one. I'm an astronaut!

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:52pm

    woah woah woah you guys. i doubt these jocks are longhorns, i'm sure they're probably harmless jocks from texas tech.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:18pm

    Someone has to work the drivethru at McDonalds

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:06pm

    if you have any poo, throw it now

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:11pm

    I saw one early saying I love when people glasses go to the gym it's like whore study I hate dumbasses

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:54pm

    the wording of this text pisses me off

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:46pm

    Wouldn't watching jocks masturbate be more like watching monkeys masturbate? The thing is that monkeys masturbate quite frequently, and your implication is that jocks do not, therefore your analogy is worth less than dog shit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:03pm

    what the fuck this is probaly the worst analogy of all time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:19pm

    I know hundreds of jocks smarter than your dumb ass..."luv?" it's is short for it is...therefore the apostrophe is necessary.

  • 66 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:04pm

    oh yeah i get so fucking turned on when i see those monkeys masturbate

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:14pm

    Eat shit you cum-guzzling fucksticks. Why are there so many ignorant douchebags on tfln? You know you are a douchebag is you correct others' grammatical mistakes here. Are you a fucking professor? I thought so. Are you perfect? I thought so. Am I fucking your gf in the asshole? YES.

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:40pm

    2:37 if only you knew how to spell athlete

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:06pm

    What everyone else said. You are stupid.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Aug 29, 11 at 2:08pm

    I think it more like a retard trying to fuck a doorknob.

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:04am

    Horrible text. How about this. "I love watching jocks eat/drink/pick up girls. It like watching my tuition pay for someone else to have the college experience I've always wanted.". I was a jock who was on scholarship, and graduated on time. Now in a semester I will be a jock with an MBA. This is better thank what, 93^ of the population?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:11pm

    I was a jock and I had a 3.97 gpa in high school. I now have a 3.7 at TCU as a pre law major. What are you tryin to say?

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:03pm

    what a stupid analogy. Are you from UT Austin?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:32am

    4:42 No, you're a fucking athlete. Which is great go you. A jock is someone whose only redeeming quality is their ability to play sports. At least as far as modern connotations go.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:19pm

    I hate to break it to some of you jocks, but if you're intelligent, you're not a jock. Then your an athlete. I'm sorry you can't actually be one with your dimwitted douchebag teammates.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:24pm

    haha i like all the kids trying to defend themselves against the stereotype. face it, its a stereotype because 90% of it is true. tards.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:03pm

    Because you watch monkies masturbate? Fail.