i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I think the OP wants the monkeys to jizz in his face
stupid analogy, because monkeys masturbating is something thats done naturally and they are good at it, so thats not the case for jocks studying.
2:11 if you call yourself a jock, you are not a jock, dipshit
oh yeah i love watching monkeys masturbate too... what?
im the creator of tfln!
240...i vote 237 most likely to be the only athlete in this thread.
I don't get the analogy... dos that make me more stupid then a wanking monkey or a jock?
Watching a jock study is like watching a stupid fucking Aggie try and spell his name.
PS. Aggies eat shit.
PPS. OU Sux.
PPPS. It's an Aggie tradition to kiss your sister after scoring a touchdown.
God I hate it when people write "LUV" instead of of "Love." You probably do watch Monkeys Masturbate you bastard.
@2:11 I'm trying to say you are a loser at a worthless school. I think if you can spell your name right you can get into TCU
"lol u like watchinn monkeys masturbate lol FAAAAIL! haha im smart yer werid....."
You guys suck. This text is funny.
Haha true fucking monkeys
Wow. Why does everyone always take these text so literally and get so pissed off. They're harmless jokes based on stereotypes. Chill out.
Definatly a Longhorn. Everyone knows their football players dont go to school.
jocks studying isn't that big of a deal
11:15. Eh, the more the dude denies it, the more we all know it's true... Lol
What a stupid text, Monkeys have no problem masturbating, however some jocks have trouble studying. This renders your analogy shit. And no, UT-Austin area code is 512. You must be mad that the UT Longhorns are #1........again. And yes, UT will win the national championship bitches.
Hey, you didnt spell if properly. You fuckin idiot
I think what they're trying to say is that it's not something you see everyday. stop bashing them because you think their comparison is jack.
woah woah woah you guys. i doubt these jocks are longhorns, i'm sure they're probably harmless jocks from texas tech.
I saw one early saying I love when people glasses go to the gym it's like whore study
I hate dumbasses
if you have any poo, throw it now
Wouldn't watching jocks masturbate be more like watching monkeys masturbate? The thing is that monkeys masturbate quite frequently, and your implication is that jocks do not, therefore your analogy is worth less than dog shit.
Let's see...I was a 3 sport athelete in HS, which would make me a jock...and I still graduated with a 3.9 GPA and am now working on my PhD. I love stereotypes. Just bc you are jealous and ignorant, don't take it out on the rest of us.
heyy what the fukk!!
And to mr. Jock with a 3.9 gpa. That's most likely the instructors let you pass so you could make sports grants for your highschool. Retard
2:37 if only you knew how to spell athlete
Someone has to work the drivethru at McDonalds
4:42 No, you're a fucking athlete. Which is great go you. A jock is someone whose only redeeming quality is their ability to play sports. At least as far as modern connotations go.
2:11, just because you say you are a jock, doesn't mean you are one. I'm an astronaut!
pretty sure there's plenty of jocks that are smarter than someone who types "i luv seein"
if we can't all be athaletes, we should atleast be athletic supporters
Eat shit you cum-guzzling fucksticks. Why are there so many ignorant douchebags on tfln? You know you are a douchebag is you correct others' grammatical mistakes here. Are you a fucking professor? I thought so. Are you perfect? I thought so. Am I fucking your gf in the asshole? YES.
the wording of this text pisses me off
I was a jock and I had a 3.97 gpa in high school. I now have a 3.7 at TCU as a pre law major. What are you tryin to say?
what the fuck this is probaly the worst analogy of all time.
I know hundreds of jocks smarter than your dumb ass..."luv?" it's is short for it is...therefore the apostrophe is necessary.
Wow yeah pretty sure you meant it would be like watching a nun masturbate, or something along those lines... If you're trying to say jocks don't study or are stupid. I hope you're not an English tutor for one of these guys. Dumbass
Horrible text. How about this. "I love watching jocks eat/drink/pick up girls. It like watching my tuition pay for someone else to have the college experience I've always wanted.". I was a jock who was on scholarship, and graduated on time. Now in a semester I will be a jock with an MBA. This is better thank what, 93^ of the population?
I think it more like a retard trying to fuck a doorknob.
what a stupid analogy. Are you from UT Austin?
What everyone else said. You are stupid.
oh yeah i get so fucking turned on when i see those monkeys masturbate
I hate to break it to some of you jocks, but if you're intelligent, you're not a jock. Then your an athlete. I'm sorry you can't actually be one with your dimwitted douchebag teammates.
Because you watch monkies masturbate? Fail.
haha i like all the kids trying to defend themselves against the stereotype. face it, its a stereotype because 90% of it is true. tards.